Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

[Su-27 Flanker-B]

I suspect that the United States will be sending them some replacements, probably of a newer model to make up for it. The soviets had a similar system for supplying non Warsaw pact allies back in the day.

Germany makes their own, problem is they don't have money for new stuff.

 

[IKOL]

"Gangs created in Kiev by giving automatic assault riffles to so-called ‘territorial defense units’ (i.e. anybody who wants to get a weapon) already turned the capital into the battleground despite the fact that Russian forces are not entering the city itself. ‘Ukrainian patriots’ shoot at each others, eliminate ‘groups of Russian saboteurs’ (i.e. ordinary civilians, other units of ‘territorial defense’ and even pro-Kiev troops) and loot properties."

Escape from Tarkov update looks quite promising.

 

[Mr Bunny]

> Israel's ambassador to Russia has been summoned to Russia's Ministry of Foreign Affairs office. Moscow accuses Jerusalem of "supporting the Nazis."

https://detaly.co.il/posol-izrailya-v-rossii-vyzvan-v-mid-rf-moskva-obvinyaet-ierusalim-v-podderzhke-natsistov/

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I'm fucking dying

A lot of people forget but the good old soviet union wrote the book on accusing your enemy of being literal Hitler/Fascist/Nazi because Papa Hitler gave those Russians some very red cheeks from all the clapping.

 

[tyko]

Unconfirmed Twitter report from Melitopol:
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You will own nothing, and you will be happy.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

Imagine this: at some point, maybe in the very near future, there will be a war won entirely by shitposting.

The side with the most tranny jannies wins

 

[ZehnBoat]

DSP will become the Emperor of a reunited Roman Empire and no one can stop him!

dsp does have a horse he can appoint so he would be a caligula

 

[BeautifulCancer]

The Chechen government's website went down for some reason

http://chechnya.gov.ru/

EDIT: CIA claims responsibility
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"Article 5 for me, not for thee"

 

[DumbDude42]

It's cringy how Westerners are making up "heroes" or "martyrs", when in reality, there's no such shit in Ukranian/Russian social media.
The Farters or Kharkiv. The Sharters of Novi Buh. The Buck Breaker of Rozivka. The Ass Fucker of Kherson.
It's like these people are so fucked up in the head that they can't see reality without turning it into some type of Anime/Movie main character.

war hero stories are as old as war itself
audie murphy, the red baron, erwin "desert fox" rommel, philippe "lion of verdun" petain, every country has a bunch of those tales

 

[IKOL]

The Chechen government's website went down for some reason

http://chechnya.gov.ru/

EDIT: CIA claims responsibility
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That was a mistake.

 

[Jabba2988]

Unconfirmed Twitter report from Melitopol:
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Heartbreaking, I feel terrible talking shit about this conflict in kiwifarms now...

 

[Granate37]

Germany makes their own, problem is they don't have money for new stuff.

Many such cases. There is a country in particular where this seems to apply to...

 

[6MillionCoofs]

It's cringy how Westerners are making up "heroes" or "martyrs", when in reality, there's no such shit in Ukranian/Russian social media.
The Farters or Kharkiv. The Sharters of Novi Buh. The Buck Breaker of Rozivka. The Ass Fucker of Kherson.
It's like these people are so fucked up in the head that they can't see reality without turning it into some type of Anime/Movie main character.

We literally can’t see life any other way.

 

[3holeDonkeyPunch]

Russia has a weird hard on for invading poor countries where all the civilians are armed and hate them.

Like if the US didn't already own Compton do you think they'd touch it with a ten foot pole?

 

[WinchesterPremium]

It's cringy how Westerners are making up "heroes" or "martyrs", when in reality, there's no such shit in Ukranian/Russian social media.
The Farters or Kharkiv. The Sharters of Novi Buh. The Buck Breaker of Rozivka. The Ass Fucker of Kherson.
It's like these people are so fucked up in the head that they can't see reality without turning it into some type of Anime/Movie main character.

Are you really so retarded you don't notice basic propaganda techniques that have existed for literal millennia?

 

[Su-27 Flanker-B]

war hero stories are as old as war itself
audie murphy, the red baron, erwin "desert fox" rommel, philippe "lion of verdun" petain, every country has a bunch of those tales

Red Baron WAS a good pilot though. Decorated soldiers tend to be shown to civilians.

 

[Da Grim Reaper]

war hero stories are as old as war itself
audie murphy, the red baron, erwin "desert fox" rommel, philippe "lion of verdun" petain, every country has a bunch of those tales

I mean, yeah, but people so guilliable nowadays that they're believing anything.
Like, people are now believing that there's a FUCKING "SLAVIC IRONMAN" IN THE SKY, LIKE, THE UKRAINIAN ARMY JUST DEPLOYED A HUMANOID ROBOT IN THE SKY RIGHT NOW AND HE'S PUNCHING ALL RUSSIAN PLANES AND LIKE MY MARVEL MOVIES!!
...and people belive that shit.

 

[Granate37]

Unconfirmed Twitter report from Melitopol:
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Let's hope its a psyop.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

That doesn't mean much tho, DSP will outlive the heat death of the universe

Bugged entropy mechanics. Nuffin' he could do.

 

[Fraiser crane]

No, handing out automatic assault rifles to civilians is just plain stupid.
copy-pasta:
"Gangs created in Kiev by giving automatic assault riffles to so-called ‘territorial defense units’ (i.e. anybody who wants to get a weapon) already turned the capital into the battleground despite the fact that Russian forces are not entering the city itself. ‘Ukrainian patriots’ shoot at each others, eliminate ‘groups of Russian saboteurs’ (i.e. ordinary civilians, other units of ‘territorial defense’ and even pro-Kiev troops) and loot properties."

Invading a fucking country the size of Texas is stupid

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Hahaha #thingsthatwillneverhappen

To deprive the aggressor country of the right to vote in the UN Security Council, to qualify actions & statements as genocide of people, to help with the delivery of corpses of soldiers. Talked about it in a conversation with the #UN Secretary General @antonioguterres.

https://twitter.com/ZelenskyyUa/status/1497633468586541057?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw