Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Wrong as always, stalker. Please come back when you have more than ten followers, little baby child.
The fact that Fatrick is one of those cows who measures the worth of people by how many Twitter followers they have (Kevin Gibes is another) really gives an insight into the uniquely dysfunctional way his brain works.

Twitter - not even once.
 
I think it's a simple inability or unwillingness to reflect on his proto-thoughts before pressing send or, far better, before typing them in the first place which is very occasionally rewarded with an unusual amount of likes. Inconsistent reinforcement is the best way to entrench negative behaviors in dogs and pigeons. Poorly selling science fiction authors naturally follow

If you look at similar lolcows, it's clear that they also spout off about everything without even bothering to think about it or even remember it, which is why it is so easy to find them contradicting themselves
I have long held that he is on the spectrum. so in the mind of Gran Autismo, because he has fleshed out the idea in his head in a way that makes sense ( he probably thinks they'd drop balloons from the tops of buildings or from alleys or something equally stupid) then anyone who doesn't understand his rationale is simply stupid.
 
Remember this is someone who thinks that replying to every single interaction with "No U" will somehow win a war of attrition against an army of trolls who massively outnumber him, don't take the interaction as seriously as he does, collectively have near-infinite resources and actively want him to engage with them as much as possible.

What I'm saying is that Fatrick has never been a particularly good conflict strategist.
Nah, he knows that he can blind the internet by filling his computer's USB ports with cheese-wiz.
 
Why is the war in Ukraine even still going on, Fat has tweeted repeatedly about the subject and yet Russia refuses to capitulate? I don't get it.
Can't we like get a GoFundMe to go down to Sherwin-Williams and buy like just $100 worth of paint? This would like totally wreck Russia man! It is absolutely gay and unrealistic we haven't ended this war because these cheap bastards won't shell out a single bunjamin.
 
I don't know if a man who gave up his parental rights should act like an expert on child welfare but hey, that's never stopped Pat before.
One could argue that by giving up all involvement in his child's life, Pat has actually demonstrated a surprising depth of insight into child welfare, but we know better. He just isn't that self-aware, let alone self-sacrificing.
 
WTF does he think the Russians would do if some Ukrainian civilian managed to temporarily block their tank’s periscopes? Give up immediately and go back to Russia? Fuck’s sake Fatrick, they’d turn that civilian into red mist faster than you could say “I have bitch tits”. People are dying, and you’re giddily larping as some kind of guerilla warfare expert on Twitter. Asshole.

(Yes, I’m MATI. He’s disgusting).
 
Y'all don't understand, Patrick Sean Tomlinson singlehandedly took down The /r Opieandanthony subreddit. Thousands of clever middle aged white American men were destroyed by Patrick. The Pests were the most dangerous internet terrorists in the history of the world and Pat beat them. Putin sent 18 year olds into Ukraine, literal children. Patrick will have this handled by Tuesday.
 
Y'all don't understand, Patrick Sean Tomlinson singlehandedly took down The /r Opieandanthony subreddit. Thousands of clever middle aged white American men were destroyed by Patrick. The Pests were the most dangerous internet terrorists in the history of the world and Pat beat them. Putin sent 18 year olds into Ukraine, literal children. Patrick will have this handled by Tuesday.
I'd say there's a convincing case to be made about Rick having stolen Brother Joe's valor in that conflict
 
WTF does he think the Russians would do if some Ukrainian civilian managed to temporarily block their tank’s periscopes? Give up immediately and go back to Russia? Fuck’s sake Fatrick, they’d turn that civilian into red mist faster than you could say “I have bitch tits”. People are dying, and you’re giddily larping as some kind of guerilla warfare expert on Twitter. Asshole.

(Yes, I’m MATI. He’s disgusting).
imagine telling civilians they are cowards if they don't leave shelter to run up and throw a balloon at this:
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edit- imagine a guy who thinks videogame footage is real giving advice to people in a warzone. I am so glad he wasn't banned for this war
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The receipt says Smirnoff Bomb and Fernet, but the Piss Stained Teeth Hooligans pictures clearly show a glass of beer. Either Pat is just doxxing some random person, or, possibly even more likely, a pest has tricked him into doxxing some random person.
Which possibility is funnier?
 
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