Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

Ladies and gentlemen. Let me introduce the saggiest ass in Ottowa. Feast your eyes on this horrorfying sight
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Jesus, instead of OF, just snag a greeting card contract with Spencer Gifts already.
 
Chinny watches too much true crime. She really thinks she'll have a trial with a judge wearing black and sitting on the stand and even a jury full of women who will obviously side with her. Missy Moo will and Plain Cheeseburgers will be her witnesses.

She'll wear her best wig and even shower for sentence day where she'll come out victorious and paps will be waiting outside.

Edit: she deleted her "someone got me flowers" live. What happened?

Edit: oh, no she didn't.
 
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I don't believe that Clotso achieved anything with the cops and detective. I'm not even sure she understood anything they told her (and why would she? She zones out halfway through the second sentence when anyone is talking) Judging from her rambling story today, I doubt anything she could have told them made any fucking sense whatsoever.

At any rate, as far as any of them might have taken her seriously, this video does a lot to undo her own story. Props to the uploader. And not only does she say all this, she is in his fucking apartment smoking a joint while she does.

 
I don't believe that Clotso achieved anything with the cops and detective. I'm not even sure she understood anything they told her (and why would she? She zones out halfway through the second sentence when anyone is talking) Judging from her rambling story today, I doubt anything she could have told them made any fucking sense whatsoever.

At any rate, as far as any of them might have taken her seriously, this video does a lot to undo her own story. Props to the uploader. And not only does she say all this, she is in his fucking apartment smoking a joint while she does.

This is fucking horrifying.

Look, we all suspected she'd cry rape if he ever left her, but to know she was literally planning it takes her sociopathy to a whole new level. That means her trip to the cop shop wasn't an impulsive, desperate attempt to strike first. She knew what she was going to do, she just didn't know when. The rumor about Nads going to the courthouse was the trigger for her to go scorched earth.

What a conniving bitch.
 
This is fucking horrifying.

Look, we all suspected she'd cry rape if he ever left her, but to know she was literally planning it takes her sociopathy to a whole new level. That means her trip to the cop shop wasn't an impulsive, desperate attempt to strike first. She knew what she was going to do, she just didn't know when. The rumor about Nads going to the courthouse was the trigger for her to go scorched earth.

What a conniving bitch.
Nader did say that he had evidence against her, which I'm sure is true. She was obviously the drug funder and delivery service. Videos such as this exist. She's been so fucking wrecked in the last 10 months that she has no idea what the hell she's claimed, recanted, lied about, denied ever happened, etc. They went back and forth multiple times a week. They both acted batshit. The only difference is that he never one time went to her. She ALWAYS willingly waited at the outhouse for his calls like the desperate hog that she is. She is no victim. She was never a victim. She's just a dumb, fat, evil, jealous slampig who got gunted away from the trough.

Get fucked, Chantal. You've painted yourself like an angry, psychotic ex-fuckblob who can't get over the fact that nobody wants you. Yeah, Nader eggs you on, but look at the fucking goldmine of reactions that you give the world every single time that he does. I hope you remember that unlike Nader's love for you, the internet is forever. No man will ever except you.
 
If I had to make a guess, she finally took the cat to the vet because she knew she fucked up severely with Nader this time.

Trust me, if the fat bitch managed to charm her way back into his place after D² left, she knew the cost of her return would be hefty. Last time D² was there around Christmas, it cost Chantal $1,000 in the form of an iPad gift. She was holding on to the idea that D² would leave so that's why she never took BBJ (aside from just being a shitty owner) to the vet. Heck, that's why she never took BBJ at any point. One: she's too lazy and two: food, drugs, and Nader came first.

She couldn't dare spend THAT kind of money on a vet visit for a stinky, old half-dead cat when she could buy her way back into the Percocet Palace. Now that she's put the proverbial nail in the coffin by going to the police station, she's starting to once again rearrange her priorities. She does this shit all the time. In true narc fashion, she looks for new supply. She turned her attention back to Peetz with the whole "he's a real man" bullshit, she hooked back up with Shannon, she spent time with her family, and now the cats.

Simply put, I believe she took the cat to the vet because she had no Nader to spend money on this paycheck around.
 
REECAP of IT DOESN'T MATTER WHY (2022/02/26):
The Porcine Princess also Rises

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This is the day the Gunt hath made, let us beezejoice and be felted in it.

Or not...some VIB needed to be blocked. They have been getting on her EFFING NERVES. Should she just unblock them right now? She isn't going to smoke because BBJ is going to the VET! First though she has to make sure she has enough money! She checks her bank account every day! Fiscal responsibility is what she is all about.

Saint Fatpollonia of Orleans is pursuing this legal stuff BEHIND the ScENes, in private! (🌈) SHE IS NOT OKAY THIS IS FUCKING OVERWHELMING AS FUCK. Then she has to watch...at the same time. I MEAN WHY ARE PEOPLE QUESTIONING HER MOTIVES? WHO CARES? WHO GIVES A FUCK IF SHE WAS A JEALOUS LOVER!? SHE IS NOT JEALOUS! SHE. IS. THE. VICTIM! So Ma'am there's a thread I would like to show you...

People are saying she is a rejected lover but if that was true she would have gone back to the Sultan of Sleaze, she would have gone to Windsor with him. 300 PEOPLE LIKED HIS COMMUNITY POST? REALLY? THAT COCKY BASTARD!!!! This WILL end and we WILL move on and do FUN things. FUN! YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT HE DID TO HER IN PRIVATE, WE DO NOT SEE HOW HE TREATS HER BEHIND THE SCENES! We KNOW that she is questioning herself and we are just trying to erode her sense of self. Yeah she should have reported it right away but NOBODY usually does it right away so it's FINE. Victim blaming assholes.

WHAT DOES HER DRUG USE HAVE TO DO WITH IT? NOBODY HAS PROOF SHE DROVE UNDER THE INFLUENCE. So...about that thread...

Biggest Beezer reminds her that there is no justice for rejection. THAT DOES NOT ERASE HIM PUTTING HIS HANDS ON HER! DOES NOT NEGATE HIM PUTTING HIS CIGARETTES OUT ON HER, IT SURE DOESN'T NEGATE HIM HITTING HER BODY!!!!! She does NOT expect asspats!!!!! She only hit the vape ONCE and so she was NOT under the influence!

Sam and BBJ are fighting in the Llama Dome:
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IT DOES NOT MATTER, IN THIS CASE, WHAT HER MOTIVE IS! Something happened! But the thing is it's her sparkling clean and honest word versus his shitty brown person word! She talked about it EVERY time he hit her. She just doesn't know how to prove it. SHE WILL TAKE A STAND! She is a voice for women! All that matters is that she has liberated herself, she did the right thing! She might have to go to court, so sayeth the eponymous "They".

IT IS HARD FOR HER TO ACCEPT THE TERM VICTIM (lolwut?). Saint Salami of Subway is so disheartened because of the detractors, she isn't going back to him and it ISN'T ABOUT HER WANTING TO GO BACK TO HIM. If she had wanted to get back with him she would have taken him to Windsor, that was the whole plan. The True and Honest VIB are flooding in with zuper chat to reassure her while sharing their own stories of fatboose.

SO ABOUT NADER: HE LIKED TO SAY HE WAS GOING TO START A GO FUND ME! SHE WILL REPORT IT! UNBELIEVABLE! SHE DOES NOT WANT TO THINK ABOUT HIM EVERY DAY BUT SHE HAS TO BECAUSE LEGAL STUFF!! SHE IS HAVING FLASHBACKS OF BEING IN THE KITCHEN! HE WOULD YELL AT HER! She used to think "You're going to pay for this one day".

Her not taking him to Windsor was like, symbolic for her, she knew then she didn't want to work on it and she needed to move on but she still talked to him in Windsor (and sent him money). HER POINT IS IT DOES NOT FUCKING MATTER HE HAS NO RIGHT TO HIT HER. PERIOD! SHE IS THE WOMAN! SHE IS THE VICTIM! SHE CARED ABOUT AND LIKED HIM AND DID NOT WANT TO LOSE HIM SO SHE EXCUSED IT. Now though, now she fucking HATES him! She love-thought she liked him...now she HATES him. That's the difference!

IT DOES NOT MATTER IF EVERYTHING SHE SAYS IS RECORDED! THEY CAN PLAY THIS IN COURT! THIS HELPS HER CASE, IT MAKES SENSE! (🌈). She needs to go through ALL her vidjeo and get dates, and stuff.

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What are these plugs? Technology is so confusing! Almost as confusing as why people keep doubting her story!!!! Is it because she doesn't sound like a typical beaten and battered victim? SHE. IS. THE. VICTIM. Just because she is a strong Aries Qween everyone wants to take her down. SHE IS NOT THE ONLY WOMAN THAT REPORTED HIM! THE POLICE ASKED HER LOTS OF WOMEN'S NAMES SHE DID NOT KNOW BUT MAE ANDERSON WAS ONE OF THEM. You can disagree with her, that's fine!

EMOTIONAL ABUSE TOO! ALL THE ABUSE! That's the thing this is NOT a normal tit for tat relationship! Everyone keeps seeing it that way. THIS WAS AN ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIP! VERY aboose. The cycles, everything, TEXT BOOK! Were your lips moving when you read the book? It was so VIOLENT! He didn't physically hit her but other things happened. Ma'am there's this....

SO WHAT if she acted like she was over the moon? SO WHAT!? HE ABUSED HER! She knows everything she says could be used against her but she has NOTHING to hide. ARE WE TELLING HER SHE IS GUILTY FOR FALLING IN LOVE WITH THE WRONG PERSON!? WHAT IS YOUR POINT!? She has a therapist appointment scheduled, thanks for asking, thanks for zuper chat!

She used to have the same attitude as her doubters and detractors, they just clearly have NOT been through what she has. They are not victims. Fuckheads. Just because you're with someone and had consensual sex with them doesn't mean that you weren't raped, if you aren't comfortable with a sexual act and clearly say no and the person does it anyway that is SEXUAL ABUSE! ESPECIALLY IF IT HURTS YOU! Thanks, we were all wondering about that Cuntal. 📎

SO ABOUT NADER:
HE THINKS HE HAS A RIGHT TO ANYTHING HE WANTS! Any part of HIS WOMAN that he won't even CLAIM online. So that's what she is saying, "No you don't!".

A VIB points out that she just said Nader never hit her. BLOCKED. FUCK YOU SUZIE! GOOD. BYE. You victim blaming piece of shit. SHE SAID HE HIT HER! SHE SAID HE HIT HER THAT ONE NIGHT!

SO ABOUT NADER: SHE DID MISS HIM IN WINDSOR SO WHAT!? That contradicts NOTHING. She has said she doesn't condone what he did just because she went back to him! She wanted to be with him she missed him, SO!? You don't have to agree with her, whatever, but you need to know she is. THE. VICTIM! Nobody is forcing you to keep listening! She doesn't even want to talk about him. Stop making her bring up Nader!!! This is overwhelming and she is TRYING to handle this behind the scenes!

Home security system? Check. Pepper Spray? Check. Taffy? Unsure...

The point that Daintily Doing Right is trying to make is that it is better late than never. The LAW will decide if he is innocent or NOT. Saint Damnat the Broomsticked reminds us all that she is not the only woman with a complaint against him. The police told her! SO ABOUT NADER: She NEVER lied about Mae for him, everything she was was the TRUTH. At the time...

YOU CANNOT PROVE SHE WAS ON ILLEGAL DRUGS. Minus those shrooms Coketal? YOU CANNOT PROVE SHE DROVE UNDER THE INFLUENCE...AT THE TIME! She did NOT try to break into his house! "I drove to his house to see if he was home, I knocked at the door, nothing...so....I left. BIG DEAL! The second time I went to his house on camera he said I could get my stuff." People are just really really reAllY desperately grasping at things and ALL THAT NEGATES NOTHING THAT HAPPENED. The police will see that he hurt her! They were there when she had to engage in Zbap Rescue! This is VICTIM. SHAMING. She is GOING THROUGH MENTAL ANGUISH! Emotional torment!

WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP CALLING HER A LIAR!? She understands people being skeptical but at the same time...just because she didn't choose to report it at the time...I mean that's stupid, that's so stupid. That's ignant. Another VIB pops up to reminder her that driving and using is illegal but she NEVER did that. She doesn't drive while she is high! The VIB CALLED THE POLICE AT PUPPA JOHNS AND THEY LITERALLY FLASHED A FLASHLIGHT IN HER FACE AND SAID SHE WAS SOBER. You put us all on hold and came back faster than Speedy Gonzales on a meth bender, you never went inside, you never put us back on hold to order and, your pizza was magically ready. About that thread...

She hit the vape ONCE a long time ago and wasn't high! She didn't even inhale (well I mean...that's true). WHAT ELSE DO WE WANT TO GRASP AT?
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How does this work? How does she put this together!? Does anyone know? She hasn't told us what it is in the 38 minutes that she's been futzing with it (it's the strip lights her son forgot to put up) but who needs to know what is to know how put?

Is she going to get arrested for one little hit? "CALL THE COPS, DO IT!"
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Did you know that you can have one drink an hour and it's still safe to drive? People have alcohol and drive home! Yeah I mean the laws are different for marijuana and alcohol but still. PROVE IT. DESPERATELY REACHING. SO DESPERATE! Yup! BBJ is going to the vet at 3:30 and ALL the cream cheese fit in the refrigerator. SHE. IS. THE. VICTIM!

SO ABOUT NADER: She isn't sure why he was at the hospital. Chantal is DONE talking about him. NOT TALKING ANY MORE. This is just bullshit. Her opinion is that her VIB area is going to be HER hug box. EVERYWHERE ELSE ON THE INTERNET IS HATEFUL! This is where she comes and has fun and gets to spend time with people who care about her. CHIMPTAL NOTHING TO HIDE SHE DOES NOT CHANGE THE STORY ABOUT WHAT STEBBENED TO HER. X.

SHE IS NOT FUCKING AFRAID OF HIS FUCKING ASS. But you just said... "BECAUSE I AM ANGRY". Oh.

SO ABOUT NADER: She was going to pay $5,000 when she met him, for his immigration case. He was trying to get her to pay for a lawyer when she met him. Ha ha!

She bought bear spray and a home alarm system. Uh. Bear mace is illegal in Leafland if you intend to use it on a person. A VIB advises she is vindictive, "I'm vindictive, yeah I am. SO!?" That doesn't change what Nader did! She is THE. VICTIM. Is there like a manual or something she needs to read? That was a stupid fucking question for the cops to ask: if they were together would she have come to them. I mean DUH. He was manipulating her. She was cOndiTIONed by the second day!

MISTRESS REBECCA IS FUCKING BLOCKED. Stop contradicting the narrative you cunt. Sorry your kids have such a TERRIBLE mother. YOU WILL NOT BE UNBLOCKED! She is a STRONG independent Aries and she won't back down. She has been tempted because this is intimidating and she feels mentally unwell.

SO ABOUT NADER: HE FELT HE HAD A RIGHT TO HER BODY! He kept saying he had a RIGHT. No. NO HE DID NOT. THIS WAS ALL SEXUAL ASSAULT! She will be going through ALL his lives. Not because she misses him. Certainly not out of regret. No. For evidence. <Insert Cat Deflection>.

"I am not doing this to punish him. Well. Yeah. Actually it is I guess." This is about what he DID TO HER. SHE IS THE FUCKING VICTIM. This is being handled in sEcRET and she is not talking about him again. X. Fighting behind the scenes! WON'T BE BACKING DOWN.

NO SING!!!!

Yeah she defended him for a long time but the people over there on his channel defending him? Gross. GROSS. It doesn't matter if it happened because D2 came down. IT HAPPENED AND SHE IS THANKFUL FOR THE FACT SHE HAD HER EYES OPENED! Realistically nobody handles this in a perfect manner, I mean really, what the fuck!? A VIB lets her know that there is no handbook for how to act like you've been broomsticked and Chinny is sad. She is going to go for now. Okay?

Please.

HiIIiI Matt!

Maybe she will get herself a new outfit after taking BBJ to the vet! She is going to go live taking BBJ to the vet! Animal Lover Aries is so tired but she has to be a good cat mom. She is going to go eat bagels and cream cheese first. But yeah, seriously, cut it the fuck out with that bullshit like....JUST BECAUSE SHE DOES NOT LOOK OR ACT LIKE A VICTIM OR HAVE ANY BRUISES!? SHE IS THE VICTIM! She is dealing with this EMOTIONALLY for a LONG TIME!

SO ABOUT NADER: She is not talking about him ever again! He needs to be out of her mind, out of her life! OUT! She knows he is NOT allowed to talk about her AT ALL. X. So if he does!? He's going to be in capital T trouble. He is a LIAR and a SWINDLER.

She will be in touch!

So About Nader Time: 13:49.76

PS: It has been brought to my attention by @Rotogravure that for those using a huwhite background when I switch back from orange text to white (which I thought was default...), the text is obviously...invisible. I am a sped and working to fix this. I am sorry frens. I think I am less reh'tard now but if this is also messed up please DM and I will fix.
 
Everyone's so hung up on DO HER MOTIVES MATTER? YES? NO? OMG I JUST DON'T KNOW! I DON'T WANT TO VICTIM BLAME BUT BUT BUT IT JUST DOESN'T SEEM RIGHT SOMEHOW!

Well, the way I see it, it isn't necessarily her motives that matter. When and why she went to the cops isn't in and of itself a factor in whether or not the matter should be pursued. The problem arises when her motives inform what she says to the police. If she's mad and feeling betrayed, suddenly a raised voice becomes verbal abuse. A slap becomes a punch. Consensual sex becomes rape. Possessiveness becomes unlawful confinement.

FFG is basically simping for Chinny because OMG WE BELIEVE THE VICTIM. But it's fucking Chinny. Not only is lying second-nature to her, but the fact that she's going to the cops for revenge suggests to any thinking person that perhaps what she tells the cops won't be the truth, because the truth wouldn't get him thrown in jail. And be assured, in spite of claiming that she didn't think he'd be arrested, she wants him in jail.
 
Everyone's so hung up on DO HER MOTIVES MATTER? YES? NO? OMG I JUST DON'T KNOW! I DON'T WANT TO VICTIM BLAME BUT BUT BUT IT JUST DOESN'T SEEM RIGHT SOMEHOW!

Well, the way I see it, it isn't necessarily her motives that matter. When and why she went to the cops isn't in and of itself a factor in whether or not the matter should be pursued. The problem arises when her motives inform what she says to the police. If she's mad and feeling betrayed, suddenly a raised voice becomes verbal abuse. A slap becomes a punch. Consensual sex becomes rape. Possessiveness becomes unlawful confinement.

FFG is basically simping for Chinny because OMG WE BELIEVE THE VICTIM. But it's fucking Chinny. Not only is lying second-nature to her, but the fact that she's going to the cops for revenge suggests to any thinking person that perhaps what she tells the cops won't be the truth, because the truth wouldn't get him thrown in jail. And be assured, in spite of claiming that she didn't think he'd be arrested, she wants him in jail.
Ugh I said in BP chat before I was just starting to enjoy her reactions through this saga but that didn't last.

What FFG and some of the others don't understand is that how you feel about Nader is absolutely irrelevant. We have watched:

-Chantal in real time change her version of events about everything single thing that happened. As @pb & bbj said, having to sneak out because she got attitude, became confinement.

-Flicking a cigarette becomes 'putting it out on me'.

-She laughed about trying to break in his house when he wasn't home (is that the behavior of a fearful victim?).

-Listened to Chantal goad him while they are both live and threaten him.

-Watched her drive to his house, was asked to leave. Raged, turned around, drove back.

-Bragged about how addicted she is to the sex. Now she's claiming she was raped. Rough sex does not equal rape when it was consensual (she stated it was consensual, and that she was addicted).

She is 100% trying to get revenge on him because she could not rollover him the way she did with Peetz and Bibi. She cannot control him, so she is going to punish him, plain and simple.
 
REECAP of BBJ GOES TO THE VET (2022/02/26):
Good grief you stink!

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We are in the KIA. BBJ meowled pathetically.

NO SING!

BBJ is in the carrier.

We are just going to be driving. (🌈). BBJ needs immediate care. Chantal HATES doing this by herself. She has NEVER been to the veterinarian alone before. This is her first time. She is driving the cat down the long road to pacify BBJ because she's scared.

BBJ mewls louder and with greater concern. Chantal is talking to BBJ.

"God sees everything." For once we agree.

At the moment she is being pacifying to BBJ using her voice. BBJ is not having it. These cries are desperate and sad. That earlier mini-chimp made the Guntinator tired. Blocking all those VIB is stressful. Going to the vet alone is stressful. She is so stressed.

BBJ whimpers.

Chantal is wearing the green dress AGAIN. She has nothing to wear. Maybe two pairs of pants, maybe three, but everything is dirty and she needs to do laundry. Her son is terrible at chores. He just mopes around in his room. It's time for a whole new wardrobe or at least a couple more things. Chantal assures BBJ that they are almost there. She may MEOW make Mraaaaaaaaaoooooooo an appoint-MEOW appointment for Sam. Mrraooooo.

"Don't worry about it I'm not euthanizing you." Tee-hee! (🎩)

<Insert Dead Air and Upset Stressed Out Cat>

NO SING!

She is a cat lady now. Only now. Only thanks to BBJ. Saintal of Sex Werk put her sweater in the carrier instead of a towel, blanket, or carrier liner. Poor BBJ the scent must be awful. (❤️)

BBJ is screaming and Chantal is starting to get annoyed at trying to calm her. The car is a mess, she needs to clean out the KIA! MREW!!!!!!! The Gunt realizes that this might be a bad look to sound so irritated with her cat when she loves the cats, she is going to get a vanilla ICE CREAM cake and put treats on top for BBJ's birthday. Cats are not supposed to have icecream... WHAT WOULD SAM LIKE? She doesn't even KNOW!

<Insert Dead Air and BBJ caterwauling>

The cat is getting frantic, Chantal is slipping between comforting and sounding irritated. The constant kissy noises are not helping, BBJ is getting louder and louder. Something is upsetting her more than just being in the car forced to sit on a filthy sweater. There is extreme levels of wailing coming through. Giggling about her "poor angel" Chantal informs us her cat hates to go to the doctor but nobody likes to. Ma'am this is actually getting excessive, could you please check on BB - MRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chantal is just feeling kind of tired and she is thinking a lot (About Nader?)! After the last big scream BBJ has fallen silent which is never a good sign. Suddenly the finely tuned olfactory nerves of our Lokma Licker pick up a strange scent.

BBJ just shit in the cat carrier on her sweater. Do we pull over for the Beebster? Fuck no! FULL SPEED AHEAD WITH THE WINDOW DOWN IN WINTER!

<Insert Complaints about BBJ not using Gynafresh>
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This really smells! Chantal comforts BBJ by telling her that she shit herself while donning a mask to help buffer the smell. The thought may have flickered through her mind to stop the KIA and clean up poor BBJ the best she possibly could, but we will never know because it's about her. SHE IS THE VICTIM! BBJ is screaming again.

<INSERT BBJ WAILING AND CHANTAL COMPLAINING IT STINKS>

"You just shit yourself, but it's okay" Tee-hee! (🎩) We've been driving around for 30 minutes. We finally park.
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"You smell like a pile of shit" (🎩)

Chantal is back in record time, she dropped off BBJ without even attempting to clean her up. RIP Vet Techs. It stinks in the KIA. Hand sanitizer will fix this. We need to figure out what kind of Beezing will be Pleasing once BBJ is home. The VIB are in the mood to Starbeeze. Due to COVID-19 we cannot go with BBJ to the vet. Chantal is getting a nose ring. Do you think that's a good idea!? GIGGLE!

According to Chantal it is normal for BBJ to shit herself on the way to the vet which is why she did so much to help BBJ feel comfortable and safe and...she couldn't even FIND a vet in her area that is why she had to go so far. She feels scared and overwhelmed and like she is being ridiculed! People are mocking her. The mental anguish is very taxing. CUNTAL needs to know what she should eat because she hasn't had anything other than bagels and cream cheese.

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She is getting a DIAMOND STUD IN HER NOSE! March 3rd! The VIB are trying to convince Chantal that she should get a puppy. Cute little puppster. No! She is a CAT lady! BBJ will be fine, she will be alright. It's just a weird mood day, it happens, she is stressed out. "I've gained a lot of weight". This is all just such heavy stuff, heavier than she thought it would be. She is a stronk independent victim!

A Voice for Women:
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<Insert Stupid Comments from VIB>

HAT CHANGE!
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There will be a security system on the windows, the doors, EVERYTHING.

SO ABOUT NADER: He has his OWN Wifi so she can't keep him from using the iPad. She would rather pay for it if it's bricked. It's on a data plan. She's under contract. Fucking abusive asshole piece of shit. She's going to brick it! Maybe! She isn't sure how to do it but someone told her how to, a helpful VIB. So kind of them.

What are we having for lunch? The Jamaican Patties place probably isn't open right now. KFC? Hmmm. After seeing that Raw Fried Chicken she's kind of turned off. She is SICK OF BAGELS AND CREAM CHEESE NOW. She ate too many!

Totally not thinking about Nader:
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BBJ is too agitated and upset for bloodwork that she needs. Chantal has been told she needs to give BBJ Gabapentin in a large dose to sedate her and then bring her back next week. BBJ was so upset the veterinarian couldn't finish the exam in good conscience. They clipped her nails. BBJ only weighs 6 1/2 pounds. Chantal claims this is FINE because BBJ has always been small. The vet said it is normal. X. 🎩

Chantal leaves and returns with BBJ and what is presumably the Gabapentin. BBJ is crying pathetically. Chantal giggles and tells BBJ that they gave her treats (She means the drugs). She thinks it's funny that they are using BBJ's True Name. The veterinarian's office kindly cleaned BBJ, cleaned the carrier, and put down a pee pad. The veterinarian would not forcibly sedate BBJ and instead gave Chantal the medication so that she can give her the drugs before she comes back.

We're singing about how hard it is to do this on her own and that she is going home. NO SING!!!

Is she going to stay with the precious kitteh? Fuck that she is dropping her off. Chantal got a call someone sent her FLOWERS. She is beaming. So sweet! She knows who it is. THANK YOU THANK YOU! She doesn't know if you want her to say...tee-hee! Giggle! Thank you very much.

NO SING!

BBJ wails and interrupts the love song Chimptal is belting out. BBJ's heart rate was 220 BPM so they wouldn't even give her shots. Chantal screams in the Sam voice and BBJ pathetically whimpers and whines. BBJ is going back on Thursday (Also the 3rd?) next week and she rented a car to take a drive to Quebec City. Chantal may actually want KFC. Properly cooked chicken is delicious.

Every time she raises her voice BBJ screams and my soul is fucking dying.

"You're no longer a neglected animal."

She wants to know if the VIB think it is okay to see Roman to get her glasses? She has her eye appointment on the 7th of March though so she can get new glasses. The VIB think this is a way better idea. Wouldn't want to upset Ramona. She is going to do a Torrid shopping haul, ordered a bunch from Amazon that is weird and wants to go on a haunted drive tonight. She needs to get back on a weight loss journey! Since she will be travelling she wants to stay single and she is trying to figure out birthday plans. By 40 she wants to own a house (🌈).

Chantal wants her Prince Charming and will never settle for less, never again! (🌈). BBJ is finally acknowledged as existing again. Oh. Never mind. We are going to order Torrid clothes, or maybe GO to Torrid. What do we think? Nah. A whole bunch is coming tomorrow, the marijuana butter machine! She also ordered a decarb kit. She ordered two ounces of marijuana, one Sativa and one Indica because the wheelchairs gross her out they are really strong and don't taste good. She can make brownies and cupcakes with her butter! A good dessert every night.

BBJ is stress mewling. We're suddenly using the soothing voice to tell BBJ she is a good girl but she is so loud that it is making BBJ cry. She can't figure out how to put up the strip lights, she wants them on the closet. Or the ceiling maybe? How is she going to do that!? She's pretty sure it isn't possible. Edutal is going to watch a tutorial video. They're lights that should sync up with her music!

The doctor said BBJ may have an overactive thyroid because her nails grow fast (You don't fucking clip them!) and she is so skinny (You don't supply consistent clean food and water!). That's okay though she's just an old cat! A well loved old cat that means the world to Chantal who has avoided taking her to the vet for almost two years. We're thinking about what to have for First Dinner after our nummy bagels.

We're at the Villa. The plan is to feed BBJ treats. BBJ is wailing again.

"Good grief BBJ!!!!!!"

The KIA is parked. Chantal will be back. She is going to give BBJ ice cream.

BBJ is screaming.


"Look for my live in 5 minutes!"

So About Nader Time: 2:00.14

REECAP of SOME ONE BOUGHT ME FLOWERS (2022/02/26):


Where is everybody? Chantal needs validation. It's hard to do things alone, like take your cat to the vet. Everything went okay according to Chantal. BBJ is hiding.

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"ArEn'T ThesE BeaaaautIFull!?"

The simp wants to stay anonymous. My bet is on Che or Grammar Police, Tessa is a CHEAP BITCH. The VIB have to tell Chantal that the flowers are not actually fully unpacked. "Ooooh". She was unaware that there is a vase in the box.

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Scientific evidence that even a Gunt likes to stop and smell the flowers. She is going to put them in the window so they get lots of sunlight! Grammar Police if that wasn't you, you better step up that game bruh! This is the first time someone has ever bought her flowers. Thank you so much! It feels so good. Such a nice feeling to have someone buy you flowers!

She is being HARASSED. A LOT! They want DRAMA! They want her to TALK ABOUT HER CASE! You will be BLOCKED! Especially on Instagram! People are saying they are putting together a case of all the stuff she has done online and they are going to make things worse, like WORSE! SHE IS NOT TALKING ABOUT THIS AT ALL BUT: she wants you to know that no matter what she has done online or admitted to doing COCAINE IT DOES NOT:

SO ABOUT NADER: HE HIT HER, HE HIT HER! HEHITHERheHEhiTHER SHE IS THE VICTIM! NO MATTER WHAT YOU PUT TOGETHER SHE IS NOT AFRAID OF YOU AND YOUR FUCKING HAREM! She is pursuing this to the FULL EXTENT OF THE LAW! That is ALL she has to say! You are just pissing her off and making her fight HARDER! Strong independent woman! Fiercest of the Aries! A real life Wonder Gunt!

You cannot be arrested for things you previously did! Ma'am that's not how this...

SO ABOUT NADER: She has SEEN people sending Nader zuper chats and they are SUPPORTING an abuser. SHE. IS. THE. VICTIM! Sexual ASSAULT abuser! Hope you feel good about that! FUCK YOU! Chantal has grown (wider) and she feels better now that she has because she isn't supporting an abuser.

D2, she isn't going to talk about you but you have some real FUCKING NERVE when you don't even know what she went through. She isn't going to talk about you at all but who the HELL do you think you are to ask her to retract her truth!? Dumdumdeedee!

SO ABOUT NADER: Sure there's a lot of petty tit for tat back and forth bullshit! You remove all that? ALL OF THAT? What she was dealing with OFFLINE behing the scEnES. She was talking about it every time because she was unconsciously protecting herself.

Chantal is going to watch ALL of her old streams for the last 10 months to gather evidence.

SO ABOUT NADER: She doesn't make fun of his body, she doesn't make fun of him in that way at all. SHE IS NOT DOING THIS OUT OF SPITE AND IF SHE WAS IT DOES NOT CHANGE THE FACT HE IS DANGEROUS! There were Other Women's names. Someone sent her flowers and won't give their name, someone is going to give a statement and she won't give their name.

People are trying to rub in her online history. As if drug users don't get hit or abused? Her appearance brings her credibility into question!? Yeah that isn't what it is....see there's this thread...

Chantal is asking her son if he wants to eat First Dinner, would he like to eat? Do you like her flowers? Do you like them!? DO YOU!? Pee politely thanks his step-father in waiting who included a lovely note! LOVELY! He is a good boi! The Scourge of Nashie has decided on KFC. They have a Kentucky Scorcher Sandwich! Oh goodness! A bucket meal! Feeling magnanimous in the wake of her flowers Mumtal is going to be sharing a bucket with her manchild. JUST ONE BUCKET AND A POP! (🌈). Pee is doing that thing, the thing where he just won't DIE PEE!

OH MY LORD ABOVE! THEY HAVE BISCUITS! Never mind. Fuck biscuits. No wait! We should try them! Never had them! NEW THINGS! So exciting!!!

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Biscuits!

The VIB want to see the flowers again. She cannot confirm if it's a man that sent them as that might give things away. Grammar Police just so you know, Karlee is a hoe and will totally snake your woman. NO SING. NO SING NADER SONG!

Chantal is trying to figure out how she wants the strip lights and continuing to ask the VIB how to arrange and set them up. She looks terrifying in her dress. The swarofiski are still going strong:
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The Gunt has moved out of smoothing filter range while sticking up her lights, they are so COOL. They change COLOR! The tape got a little messed up though, it's really hard to do things alone, as an adult. If only Pee had put them up last night when you told him to. The tape is proper fucked. Corners are difficult. She isn't sure if she should cut the tape that is literally meant to be cut. "I don't get it."

Ladies and guntlemen, our Foodie Beauty:
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The remote isn't working. Oh wait. She didn't press the button. Buttons are hard when you only have hooves. It changes when she talks and that is SoOOOO cool. I am having a stroke. She is turning on the candles too. NO SING NO SING PLEASE NO SING WITH STROKE LIGHTS! Okay look VIB she knows NOW that lily are extremely toxic, she will move them later.

Karlee asks who sent the flowers. It's someone who wants to remain anonymous. So Grammar Police aka Pedo Joe 2.0? She got lots of lights but she has to plug them all in one thing and she's going to figure it out. Miss B asks her to address the Car Keys Incident. She had originally said she had them hidden, then claimed she left the on the refrigerator. NO!

SO ABOUT NADER: HE PUT THEM WHERE SHE WOULD NOT SEE THEM SHE DID NOT LOSE THEM. SHE WAS PROBABLY LYING AT THE TIME. HOW MANY TIMES DID SHE HAVE TO SAY SHE HAD TO SNEAK OUT BECAUSE OF HIM! HER STORY HAS ALWAYS BEEN CONSISTENT. RIGHT FROM THE BEGINNING. THE BEGINNING! People are trying to trap her with her words!!!!!!!!!! Could DeeDee be trapped? Probably not. Fuck D2. She cannot WAIT to be done. Voice for women!

"Anyway whatever."

SO ABOUT NADER: She always REFUSED to come on an LIE about "The Fight" that is really ABUSE! That is what it was! She is so open and honest in the whole thing! She is DONE talking about him! (🌈).

More VIB are sending her messages trying to get her to understand she really should not talk about Nader, she IS NOT TALKING ABOUT NADER!!! AT ALL! Sam is going to go to the groomers and the light is so cool it matches everything!!!!

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X.

Chantal finally realizes after receiving a message, that she hasn't seen BBJ since they got back from the vet. She tries to call BBJ and then decides she will pee with Sam instead. Why do you keep calling the cat into the "washroom" with you Chinny? She washed her hands. Weedtrepeneur Sarault has received her two ounces of marijuana for making butter. She is hungry and fiddling with her window. If you believed that she did not know how to open a window, you are indeed correct!

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"Why. Won't. <grunt> It. OPEN!?" The cut flowers need light to thRivE! She is making strained sex noises and gasping. This is uncomfortable. Qween Sex Werker cannot figure out the window and it will not open. She gives up. STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN DON'T NEED NO MAN AMIRIGHT!?

NO MATTER HOW CRAZY SHE IS IT DOES NOT MAKE IT RIGHT FOR ANYONE TO HIT HER! All she can do is what she thinks is RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She is not dumb. X. If you look at it and compare ALL of her ex? She is GOOD friends with. She just needs to get inside the house. Always stayed on good terms! Best terms! Look at her son! SHE IS NOT THE ONE BEING ACCUSED HERE!

<Insert VIB Hugbox and Chantalisms here>

The one time the ONE TIME the police came over she made a report! She did! She just recanted it. This is intimidating! She does not want to go to court. She doesn't want to think about Nader. The LAW is making her think about Nader! SHE IS NOT OBSESSED! She chalked the sexual assault up to "rough sex". This is hEr TruTH! Ma'am you said that if anyone ever puts that in a video they are a liar...

SO ABOUT NADER:
Right from the BEGINNING she said how crazy he was and how she had to sneak OUT OF THE TRAP! She had to LEAVE HIM at the pharmacy because he was SUPER ABUSIVE! He was freaking her OUT! Some pathetic fuck sent a zuper chat to pay for Nader and DooDoo's groceries. PATHETIC. Who would even do something like that!? Sending people money and gifts to do things like eat...Lookin' at you Grammar Police.

A VIB asks if she Nader tried to force her into signing an M/s contract but she wouldn't. Aries do not do contracts and expectations! None of this was S.S.C.

"If you watch and I hit your car please reach out to me!" Making it right in 2022!

Woketal now understands that kissing a mans feet is misogynistic. <Insert Cat Deflection>.SO ABOUT NADER: He is taking advantage of Diana Lynn now! <Insert Cat Deflection>. Diana Lynn is 74, she's on Social Security! He thinks he is such a catch. For a long time Chantal wasn't even SURE. She just wasn't SURE...if he starts a Go Fund Me that shit WILL be taken down! He is USING his fans for MONEY. Shocking.

SO ABOUT NADER: He had her convinced that it was just the cocaine. I thought you said you only ever smoked marijuana together? He was conditioning her. She isn't dumb though she saw a pattern! The not wanting her to leave, the lack of respect for her "No", just SCREAMING AND VERBAL ABUSE. HE KNOWS. She didn't understand the term narcissist but now she does, she tried to set boundaries and like a real narc he couldn't handle it.

It's time for Pee to do his chores and fetch MummaTal her food. There is only one clean plate in the house.

NO SING.

There's gravy, fries, chicken, coleslaw, potato salad. Chantal doesn't like the brown meat! Ma'am your dating history begs to differ...
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The potato salad is good but it needs a gravy chaser:
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THEY FORGOT HER BISCUITS! SHE WANTS A REFUND! She is going to e-mail them!!!! She really wanted to try them!!! Chinny is intuitively eating only the skin off the chicken, after dunking it in her gravy.
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The pink wig is lost or in the garbage. F. Chantal is discussing chicken, eating with her mouth open, moaning and loudly chewing into the microphone. She's going to go soon.

BBJ is MIA. That's okay though we are probably going to go clothes shopping online once she checks her budget! She is going to look into becoming a BBW stripper. She thinks she can be a sexy stripper if she tries! Only Fans STRIPPING SESSIONS! <Insert Chewing and VIB Nonsense>.

Chantal has had a few feeders e-mail her. She knows she is fat, her health is suffering by her own admission. Omnomnom. Everyone is being much more supportive than earlier today! Those blocks really helped get the paypigs in line.
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She's going to bed! Right after she eats the food that fell onto her fupa and chugs the last of her gravy.

She needs to lie down. She is satiated. Nappy nap time! She'll be live later.

So About Nader Time: 13:01.79

ETA: Added in recap of SOME ONE BOUGHT ME FLOWERS. Only four (wait, five?) to go. (:_(
 
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