Crossover 2/25/2022 Ethan Ralph at AFPACIII (Glowing Convention) - Ethan Ralph meets his Master Nicholas J. Fuentes. Crossover event with Fuentes and Torba, GriftPACIII.

[MirnaMinkoff]

It looks like something stolen of a dead relative. He tweeted what he was going to wear and said his suit would be done in a week. Unless he meant it was at the dry cleaners or something. I might have read too much into it. But he really should have learned his lesson from Sargon and got something proper fitting.

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Hilarious he’s using his tie to hide the lift/heel on his $40 dress shoes.

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

What is more embarrassing: that he doesn't know how to button a suit coat, or that he had to button the bottom button to make sure his gunt wasn't visible?

Who wants to bet he left his coat buttoned while sitting down?

 

[Dead Wife]

He’s looking more like Mr Krabs each day.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

What is more embarrassing: that he doesn't know how to button a suit coat, or that he had to button the bottom button to make sure his gunt wasn't visible?

Who wants to bet he left his coat buttoned while sitting down?

Gunt knows nothing about wearing a suit, I can tell you that much. The fanciest clothes he wears are collared shirts and khakis.

 

[HackerX]

It looks like something stolen of a dead relative.

Can we speculate that this was Ronnie's suit??

 

[Mundane Ralph]

It looks like something stolen of a dead relative. He tweeted what he was going to wear and said his suit would be done in a week. Unless he meant it was at the dry cleaners or something. I might have read too much into it. But he really should have learned his lesson from Sargon and got something proper fitting.

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I love that he put the tie there to try to hide the soles. You can still see that they're giving him about an inch of lift if you look closely near the heel.

 

[What the shit]

How can anybody look that bad wearing a suit? It’s extremely hard to mess up a suit and tie.

 

[MeltyTW]

That suit was not tailored. There's no way.

Maybe it was tailored by a blind retarded cripple

I have enjoyed all of the suit comments in this thread.

Meighs undeniable baby bump gives me the sads. I wanted Null to be right. So bad. Now there's a baby coming into Ethan Ralph's home

It's square lol

Hilarious he’s using his tie to hide the lift/heel on his $40 dress shoes.

Nice catch how'd I not notice that? Ralph buddy this is fucking sad and even with ligts you look a gross little fatty midget baby

 

[Slimy Time]

Hilarious he’s using his tie to hide the lift/heel on his $40 dress shoes.

"Do I look 5'1 to you bitch"...apparently you do if you are wearing lifts.

 

[veri]

That suit was not tailored. There's no way.

he used that money towards his 200 italian tie with lint all over it

 

[Eggg]

Gator clearly has the superior suit, everyone who is voting otherwise is just a jealous ayylog.

 

[AltisticRight]

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What the absolute fuck are these creases? How can his suit look so oversized and so bloated at the same time??!

Both buttons? Really you jobless hick?

 

[Sea Hag Henderson]

Maybe it was tailored by a blind retarded cripple

I think the tailor was quite competent, and tried his best, but how do you tailor a suit to fit a 50-gallon garbage bag full of mashed potatoes on top of two pipe cleaners?

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

What's the American version of Primark? Because those guys look like they're wearing Primark suits.

Before the bankruptcy that would be Sears. (At least up in Canada) with Hudson’s Bay being a close runner up.

Fun fact Hudson’s Bay carries Ralph Lauren suits.

So who wants to bet that Ralph’s JC Penny / Macy’s suit is a Ralph Lauren???

 

[John Andrews Stan]

So who wants to bet that Ralph’s JC Penny / Macy’s suit is a Ralph Lauren???

He would have left the outer label on it if it were a designer brand. This is a Goodwill deal.

 

[Ethan Ralph is 5'1" 🖕💋]

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What the absolute fuck are these creases? How can his suit look so oversized and so bloated at the same time??!

Most likely from him sitting down while wearing it, where his fat folds create those, but when he gets back up the fat folds are not as visible since they're stretched a little vertically compared to being squished together, but the creases are still there.

 

[Wyzzerd]

You are absolutely right. His legs should be swollen twice the size of a normal person his height. Instead, it's like he is in peg legs Ralph is such a conundrum.

Wait ...did Ralph manage to lose both legs to diabetes and we alogs never caught on?!? Are those peg legs?

I would agree with this idea but there is a serious flaw to your logic. If ralph could get fake legs, he would make himself 7 ft tall so he would no longer be 5'1".

 

[HackerX]

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How can his suit look so oversized and so bloated at the same time??!

That's what I can't wrap my head around. His gunt is so disproportionate to his limbs and even to his torso (lengthwise lol 5'1).
I can't even guess the sizing because they only utilize chest circumference and sleeve length.

And considering he tweeted that he bought the suit a week ago, I'd hope to God he bought it from some shitty Chinese knockoff site and didn't have time to tailor it to him. (Not that that would make the suit not look retarded)

If not, the tailor is an alog and probably posting, because you can't explain those pictures any way else.

Also, what are the odds he's wearing that suit for the bowling alley wedding?

 

[Davis O'Shaughnessy]

Looking at his physique we will have to come to terms with the fact, that Ralphs heart will stop beating in the next year or two. Not even joking, he is already bloating like a baloon

 

[IHateTheFrench]

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What the fuck is wrong with him that he cant even get a proper fitting suit? Sleeves crumpled as fuck, shoulders look out of place, jacket looks atleast 2 sizes too long, trousers look atleast several sizes too long, the jackets neck looks oval but should be V-shaped and thats just what i gathered at first glance.