Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

How well is the combat this going for Russia?

  • ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Blyatskrieg

    Votes: 46 6.6%
  • ⭐⭐⭐⭐ A well planned strike with few faults

    Votes: 45 6.5%
  • ⭐⭐⭐ Competent attack with some upsets

    Votes: 292 42.1%
  • ⭐⭐ Worse than expected

    Votes: 269 38.8%
  • ⭐ Ukraine takes back Crimea 2022

    Votes: 42 6.1%

  • Total voters
    694
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Because apparently "Kyiv" was decided on as the "proper" Romanization of the Ukrainian Cyrillic of Київ by some Ukrainian academics long ago.
I guess it kinda lines up better with the voicing or whatever, hard and soft shit, or why I dropped russian and just took spanish instead in college since my puny merican mind couldnt comprehend the differences in sounds.
 
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Is true mon. Russians be a lot of Chi Chi Men. They even wear it on their uniforms with pride. Here's picture of three Russian batty bwoys touching cocks in di supermarket. Dutty!
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So Putin is giving false hope to the Ukrainians by letting them think they are defeating typical Russian cannon fodder jackoffs while the real varsity squad is going to anally rape them up the ass literally and figuratively?
They're holding a lot of forces in reserve for some reason. Insert simpsons meme of small japanese man standing in the corner while everyone else fights
 
Russia may have coped Alexander the Great and put their worst forces against the Ukranian's best in the center while their best troops crush the flanks leading to an encirclement
Pretty sure that was Hannibal at Cannae, a strategy that keeps getting reused in history (Gen. Schwarzkopf cites the battle as a major inspiration for Coalition battle plans in the Gulf War) . The middle of Alexander's army was made up of six massive pike blocks of foot companions; not their worst.
 
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I mean does he think he can trick Nato into showing up or something?
I don't think there's even a remote possibility of NATO directly intervening. Even if they send some surplus guns they're not going to put boots on the ground and A: lose money and manpower for the sake of a non-NATO state that doesn't really benefit them beyond hiding their top sekrit Umbrella Corp labs and B: risk hostile relations with a nation who a ton of them are dependent on for gas and oil who's dependent on us for money in return.
 
Looks like the mysterious abandonment of equipment is happening to the Ukrainians too. Russkies and Ukies simultaneously being filled with the spirit of peace and wandering off into the woods to have hot gay sex with eachother?


It's an (orthodox) christmas miracle
 
Lukashenko must feel a little perturbed by recent events, I guess? (tweet)
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Putin: "REEEEEEEEE HOW DARE NATO THREATEN TO DEPLOY NUKES IN TURKEY AND UKRAINE"
Also Putin: "Tee hee, nukes in Belarus."

Look Putin, I get it. Nobody likes nukes in their backyard, but holy fuck don't piss in my ear and tell me it's raining.
 
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