Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

[Manwithn0n0men]

I figure it's less about not being able to capture Ukraine and more about the fact that NATO is vaguely gesticulating his way.

Putin's problem in the Ukraine has nothing to do with NATO.

He knows political elites in NATO have ducked themselves over Russian "Security concerns" for a generation

 

[Porthos]

If Putin decides to yeet nukes at people, what targets do you guys think he's going for?

 

[No. 7 cat]

'"Koivunen was assigned to a ski patrol on 20 April 1944, along with several other men. Three days into their mission, on March 18th, the group was attacked and surrounded by Soviet forces, from which they managed to escape. Koivunen became fatigued after skiing for a long distance, but could not stop. He was also the sole carrier of army-issue Pervitin, or methamphetamine, a stimulant used to remain awake while on duty. Koivunen had trouble pulling out a single pill, so he emptied the entire bottle of thirty capsules into his hand and took them all. He had a short burst of energy, but then entered into a state of delirium, and lost consciousness. Koivunen remembered waking up the following morning, separated from his patrol and having no supplies. In the following days, he escaped Soviet forces once again, was injured by a land mine, and laid in a ditch for a week waiting for help. After skiing more than 400 km (250 miles) he was found and admitted to a nearby hospital, where his heart rate was measured at 200 beats per minute, double the average human heartbeat, and weighing only 43 kg (94 pounds). In the week Koivunen was gone, he subsisted only on pine buds and a single Siberian jay that he caught and ate raw."

Meth is bad and all, but wars need winning, and whoever drops some on their fighting men, is gonna clean up. Putin allegedly keeps himself sharp with the ol Colombian marching powder, but meth is it.

 

[Fcret]

Its so weird, if you say you support Putin and Russia, the vitiriol and hostility you'd get reminds me when people went ballistic for not wearing a mask during the coronavirus. Instead of saying your killing grandma, being selfish infecting people, now people say your evil for supporting a evil regime.

"I can't believe some people are mad at me for supporting a country at war" is the most autistic sentiment expressed in this thread and it's not even close.

 

[Kickster]

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link to video:

https://twitter.com/maxseddon/status/1497923042101575685?s=21

Lots of people said that after these sanctions russia will just cut the gas supply, but they're more willing to use nuclear war as a threath than that.
Pretty clear that nothing will happen and they'll remain the backwater gas station of europe

 

[Fraiser crane]

lads we might be living through a legitimate nuclear dick measuring contest rn. this is fucking wild.

I've lived through one already

 

[Wy4M]

Dude gets robbed and then shot when he tries to escape.
Didn't find a credible source yet but rumor is this happened earlier today in Kiev.

 

[God of Nothing]

'"Koivunen was assigned to a ski patrol on 20 April 1944, along with several other men. Three days into their mission, on March 18th, the group was attacked and surrounded by Soviet forces, from which they managed to escape. Koivunen became fatigued after skiing for a long distance, but could not stop. He was also the sole carrier of army-issue Pervitin, or methamphetamine, a stimulant used to remain awake while on duty. Koivunen had trouble pulling out a single pill, so he emptied the entire bottle of thirty capsules into his hand and took them all. He had a short burst of energy, but then entered into a state of delirium, and lost consciousness. Koivunen remembered waking up the following morning, separated from his patrol and having no supplies. In the following days, he escaped Soviet forces once again, was injured by a land mine, and laid in a ditch for a week waiting for help. After skiing more than 400 km (250 miles) he was found and admitted to a nearby hospital, where his heart rate was measured at 200 beats per minute, double the average human heartbeat, and weighing only 43 kg (94 pounds). In the week Koivunen was gone, he subsisted only on pine buds and a single Siberian jay that he caught and ate raw."

Meth is bad and all, but wars need winning, and whoever drops some on their fighting men. Putin allegedly keeps himself sharp with the ol Colombian marching powder, but meth is it.

Oh, I love this story. The shredding death on meth.

Isn't it wonderful that you can exactly pinpoint when mutts wake up just by the lowering quality of this thread?

seethe

 

[Vindeo]

Lots of people said that after these sanctions russia will just cut the gas supply, but they're more willing to use nuclear war as a threath than that.
Pretty clear that nothing will happen and they'll remain the backwater gas station of europe

russia can’t cut the gas supply tho it’s one of their major exports. it would be like shooting themselves in the foot after all the sanctions it already has on it.

 

[DogEatDogFood]

I know someone posted similar already
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"Gentlemen, it's been an honor playing with you tonight."

Another one that is going to be outlived by DSP. You can't kill the Phil!

 

[7-Up Thirsting Vampire]

He expects Ukraine just to surrender. Putin is actually retarded and absolutely fucking insane.

He doesn't use the Internet for info because he's paranoid that FBI's gonna watch him.
Instead he gets that info in folders that really has some bullshit written into it and just believes it on word without asking for proof.
So yeah, he is a fucking insane oldtard that TV braindeads like.

 

[The Best Pet Reptile?]

He doesn't use the Internet for info because he's paranoid that FBI's gonna watch him.

If he used NordVPN instead of NordStream, none of this would have happened...

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

Isn't it wonderful that you can exactly pinpoint when mutts wake up just by the lowering quality of this thread?

That's why Putin put nuclear deterrence forces on high alert.

 

[Toothpaste]

https://twitter.com/GirkinGirkin/status/1497917403304452097

https://twitter.com/GirkinGirkin/status/1497918415658528770

Anyone wanna guess what the fuck happened here? Aircraft delivered bomb?

That's some great video, but no one will care unless you rip it and archive it.
Try using this: https://www.savetweetvid.com/downloader

You'll get this:

 

[borsabil]

Right now its looking to be an even quicker conquest than Iraq 2003. Though with much heavier losses on the Russian side, than the americans suffered in Iraq.

Probably correct. The Russians aren't just launching airstrikes at anything that gets in their way. They're not copying the burger doctrine of vaporizing anything that so much as looks at them funny.

Ignoring the propaganda about the hero Sam Hydski I'm seeing a careful positioning around selected targets with maximum strategic importance. I assume the Ukrainians are putting up some resistance but they're not doing much to stop what appears to be a methodical and careful campaign by the Russians who obviously are NOT wanting to destroy civilian infrastructure.

Why? Because they intend to stay. I've believed from the beginning that this is a war of conquest. If this was just a matter of installing a puppet government they'd be a LOT less careful. You don't break what you mean to own.

 

[SneedEyeMitch]

ITT is shitposts

What? Users here mean exactly what they say even when the next post completely says the opposite of what they did say unironically. Shitposts? What shitposts.

 

[LUNEKO]

Another one that is going to be outlived by DSP. You can't kill the Phil!

DSP gets deployed to D.C. somehow his special ability deflects the Russian Nukes and makes them fall somewhere else far, DSP is crowned a national hero

 

[God of Nothing]

Themes for the apocalypse? I know the chances of it happening are close to zero and Putin's just waving his dick around after having slapped us all with it, but this thread could use some music.

 

[The Bovinian Derivative]

I know someone posted similar already
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"Gentlemen, it's been an honor playing with you tonight."

From how far can you see the average mushroom cloud? Asking for a friend.

 

[Jabba2988]

Dearest Putin, please nuke western Troons after nuking Ukraine