Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

[IKOL]

They should have some super mutants ready as there's like 10 reactors of the Chernobyl design around the Russian Federation. The Russians are making fast enough progress, but the only progress that matters is taking Kyiv / Kiev.

And burn Lviv because fuck Lviv.

 

[burntwater]

Casus belli for Carpet Bombing, maybe?

Either that or to bring out the thermobaric bombs.

 

[Su-27 Flanker-B]

I really do hope they just fucking bail again, i wanna see the reaction of the Russian and Belarus diplomats
"Goddammit we fell for it again"

They better fucking not, because in future russia might go "well they are not going to show up anyway, fuck that" and ignore ukrainian pleas. SHOULD they happen.

 

[Borscht]

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This quote is from three days ago though. The actual nukes were primed only an hour ago.

 

[borsabil]

Zelensky has fled Kiev for Lvov, Russian State Duma speaker says - Global Times

www.globaltimes.cn

Russian State Duma speaker Vyacheslav Volodin said Saturday that Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky had left Kiev for Lvov; he added that Zelensky had already departed the Ukrainian capital as of yesterday.

"Zelensky hastily left Kiev. He was not in the capital of Ukraine yesterday. Together with his entourage, he fled to the city of Lvov, where he and his assistants were equipped with a place to live," Volodin wrote in his Telegram channel.

Volodin also noted that all the videos that Zelensky publishes on social networks were recorded in advance. According to him, information about Zelensky's departure to Lvov came from deputies of the Rada, Ukraine's legislature.

So far the Russians have refrained from pumping out false propaganda. We definitely haven't seem Zelenskyy give live interviews to western media in Kiev. If this is true the end game isn't far and this whole thing should be wrapped up pretty soon.

 

[God of Nothing]

Obligatory komm susser todd.

It's a good song in spite of the memery. Took All-In-All's cover to remind me of that.

 

[BeautifulCancer]

Either that or to bring out the thermobaric bombs.

Fucking do that already. I've had enough of seeing redditors cheer about Ukrainians

 

[Toothpaste]

Burnt out Ukrainian vehicles.

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

Russians claim Ukraine is using phosphorous munitions.
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WWAAAAAHHHHHH PPL OUTSIDE QUEEF RETALIATING TO OUR INVASION

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Warning warning we are at DEFCON 1!!!

 

[Saleh]

If casualties from the Ukries are correct then the Ukrainians will kill 800.000 russians in 8 weeks and 8,000,000 Russians in 8 months and then all 144.000,000 Russians will die in 8 years by the hands of "the troon killer of kiev" and "the Cossack dilator of Kiev"

 

[Ted_Logan]

If Putin decides to yeet nukes at people, what targets do you guys think he's going for?

I'm betting either somewhere in Ukraine or UK cus all of these fags block his planes to base in theme.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

[Forest Portal Triumph 747]

I think too many people are regurgitating the talking point that “Putin thought this was going to end up easier and faster than it’s playing out right now, Russia is underperforming expectations”

Why would you fucking know what the expectations were to begin with?

Also, to add onto this, I'm going to have to address the talking points that

"Putin is insane because he's telling the Ukranians to take out Zelensky for him"
"Putin is crazy to be telling the Ukrainians to surrender now, it shows that his armed forces are massively underperforming"
"Putin is nuts to be mentioning nukes"

How do we know that Putin isn't applying some form of the madman strategy? How do we know that Putin isn't just wanting to raise the panic levels of his opponents? How do we know what he really intends to do with these statements? It's possible he's just amusing himself by putting forward certain public statements (e.g. telling Ukranians to take out Zelensky) as slight of hand but is nevertheless intent on letting his armed forces take over the Ukraine.

Also, for all we know Putin is completely satisfied with the progress of the invasion.

 

[burntwater]

More on the peace talks:

 

[Fougaro]

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>(...) prisoners are being released on masse from prisons who promised that they would "fight Russian aggression."
Massive warcrime kino incoming if true.

 

[ConspicuousArdiunoDue]

Burnt out Ukrainian vehicles.

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Is it just me, or has burnt out Eastern Bloc equipment just become so normal to see that when I imagine Eastern Bloc equipment I see a burnt husk on the side of a road somewhere where the grass is brown and the sky is cloudy.

 

[Manly_Brony]

Ukraine should demand Putin’s unconditional surrender

Reddit: Zelenksy should totes turn into a blue-yellow Hulk and heckin' flatten everyone and everything from Kiev to Vladivostok.

 

[The Foldless Brain]

Russians claim Ukraine is using phosphorous munitions.
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Likely a figleaf to revert to the standard Russian doctrine.

 

[The Last Boyscout]

Zelensky has fled Kiev for Lvov, Russian State Duma speaker says - Global Times

www.globaltimes.cn

So far the Russians have refrained from pumping out false propaganda. We definitely haven't seem Zelenskyy give live interviews to western media in Kiev. If this is true the end game isn't far and this whole thing should be wrapped up pretty soon.

I feel like they've refrained from doing so the western media (see - what most of us get to see on the daily). internally, tho, I imagine they're in full overdrive, same as usual.