Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

[The golden neckbeard]

i just woke up for work. what did i miss in the last 6 hours?

Rusdian breathroughs everywhere and ukrianian drone videos

Big wins in the south for Russia

Also Chechen rape beasts were deployed north of kiev today

 

[Breadbassket]

The Ukrainian flag was lowered in Melitopol as the city is captured by Russian forces.

 

[Anne I. O'Nick]

Interesting that Russia's national guard has been spotted/snatched all over the place. Why them and not from the army proper? Would be funny if Putin sent Berkut who fled after Maidan back to Ukraine to fight.
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СОБР refers to the Russian national guard.

I thought they were more like SWAT, just half of the police in Russia is paramilitary.
Seem like a reasonable bunch to have around if you're doing lots of urban ops.

 

[A_Callow_Youth]

Who wants probable fanfiction mixed with like maybe 10% truth?

1: Probable, Slavic countries aren't exactly known for their upstanding leaders. Same problem in Ukraine, but it's lessened somewhat by having bigger problems at the moment.

2: Possible on the second count, nobody has much practice fighting a modern symmetric war, so there's going to be growing pains all around.

3: Another possible, for the same reasons as above. Also likely why Ukrainian social media is trying too hard.

4: Ukraine has really been pushing this angle hard, and I wouldn't be surprised if it was a fairly common sentiment.

5: X. That's a big fucking deal if Putin makes that play, and if the situation in the Kremlin is anywhere near as unstable as people like to say, that's going to be several bridges too far.

6: *shrug* Eh? Logistics are always fucked, that's the nature of an army.

 

[Bananadana]

Who will pilot them?

5 bucks says "international volunteers"

These people have been gaslit by the media since 2016 that Russia stole that election from Hillary. Media spent the last six fucking years telling them the sitting President colluded with Russia. Even with all that being proven wrong. and the evidence supporting the exact opposite (Biden\Ukraine and the Steele Dossier\Mueller) they still believe it to their core.

It isn't hard to make the jump from that delusion, to one where they will parrot anything the media tells them about Russia. Mass psychosis isn't just a talking point. The left is now fully the party of war. The commie leftists hippies of the 1960's are long dead and irrelevant. Now they are all just puppets of the authoritarian state. The scary thing is the amount of "conservative" types that are falling into lock step with them. It's mass psychosis virtue signaling and the loss of any and all rational thought.

Also worth noting is that they probably blame half of the western political opinions they hate or more directly on Russia.
After all, these are the same guys that see an explicitly Russian "bot" behind every "you are not a real women and stop stealing the election you faggots" post online.

 

[Saleh]

Mariopol officially surrounded.

Some 10000 troops are stuck. City being shelled from every direction

It's more likely that they won't take the city for months.

 

[Coccxys]

i just woke up for work. what did i miss in the last 6 hours?

Russia losing on every front while simultaneously entirely encircling kiev.

 

[Terra Pax]

The Ukrainian flag was lowered in Melitopol as the city is captured by Russian forces.
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Have they actually raised the flag of the Soviet Union next to it or is it from a war memorial of somekind? I'm assuming that this is real ofc.

 

[Happy Fish]

Those punches he took from Tyson Fury really did fuck up his brain.

Kinda sucks to know one of my all time favorite boxers is likely going to be dead by the end of this. I know there is a lot more important going on so yeah bad take or whatever, but what can I say? It hits and is really lame. Fucking war, man.

 

[HumanHive]

https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1498032619291914240

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There has to be some limit of supplying arms, that you considered are a war participant.

There isn’t. The other side can bitch and moan all they want, but international arms dealers are technically neutral and under no obligation to be “neutral” in the sense they absolutely must sell to both sides.

If this wasn’t the case, then Russia was a belligerent during the whole Vietnam war. All those weapons came from somewhere, oh gee I wonder where.

 

[Netizennameless]

Which is the crux of the issue. From a purely economic standpoint, this conflict is a war between Texas and Oklahoma.

Texas has a larger economy than Russia does...

 

[moocow]

When I was 7 years old I found bomb from ww2 and I was throwing stones at it . I was little bit retarded lmao.

Well yeah, I mean, what the hell else are you gonna do? Not throw stones at it? C'mon, that's no alternative at all for any self-respecting 7-year-old.

UNSC Live

WATCH LIVE: UN Security Council vote to call rare emergency GA meeting on Ukraine | ABC News

The UN Security Council are meeting in an emergency session to hold a procedural vote which will give a green light for a special session of the 193-member G...

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So they're holding an emergency meeting to vote on whether to hold an emergency meeting to decide (and presumably vote on) what kind of strongly-worded letter to send to Putin (if any), who also gets a vote.

The UN is such a fucking joke. That building in NYC we let these useless faggots use rent-free would better serve humanity if we repurposed it as a crack den.

 

[Da Grim Reaper]

I'm telling you guys, if you want accurate information, get it from Russian or Ukrainian telegrams. Hell, even Двач (2ch.hk) is more reliable than the bullshit you guys are reading on Twitter or Reddit.
Here's their telegram.

Ньюсач/Двач

Предложить новость/информацию/разбан - @ru2chnews_bot Реклама в канале - @botishe Двач - @dvachannel Рандомач - @rand2ch Тянач - @dvach18 Запрещёнка - @ru2ch_ban Доступ в запрещёнку - telegra.ph/2ch-05-05 /news/ - 2ch.hk/news/

t.me

 

[Strix454]

I'm going with the false flag potential. Stick a load of European planes with Ukraine, send a couple of planes from a NATO nation on "a recon" mission and wait for Russian fighters/AA to take some pot shots at it or wait for one of the Ukrain supplied planes to be brought down and plaster tha image all over the media with shit like "Russia shoots down European jet".

The rumors are that the false flags will be "cyberwarfare" attacks which will then be used to invoke Article 5 collective defense by NATO.

They have also deployed American troops deep into Poland to "assist with the processing of Ukrainian Refugees". The troops picked for refugee processing
are from the elite 82nd Airborne. All they would need is one shell over the border or the claim of one shell and it would be on. American troops would
be being attacked and they would have no choice but war.

Putting the 82nd Airborne where they did is the kind of thing countries do to escalate a situation rather than calm it down.

 

[Spicey McHaggis]

Ukrainian pilots. Expect them to get surplus MiG-29s. Called this one earlier.

Poland has around 30 of them still in service, I wonder if we won't give Poland some nice new f16s or f35s for free if they hand those over.

 

[immigrant32]

putin is an old dwarf,ill in the head, he is into some conspiracies;
they dont like how Lenin determined ukraines border. they dream to conquer new parts of other countiries. they say the russians have existed for millions of years.

 

[The Nothingness]

What is the point of being there? So they believe if they nag the Russian Ambassador hard enough the guy will call Putin and get him to stop the war?

To show they are on the "right side of history" and not the bad guys unlike the supposed "Pro-Putin" Republicans the Mormon Moron, Mitt Romney, says are treasonous.

 

[Oxous]

More coomer bait, now with extra pussy
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https://twitter.com/peterhayes123/status/1498035489735127044

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Ah yes, female models in uniform. A propaganda war strategy at least as old as WWI, famously relied upon as the crutch of IDF PR. The Italians were better at it though.

 

[Bunny Tracks]

i just woke up for work. what did i miss in the last 6 hours?

Russia and Ukraine making shit up, millions of reposted unfunny memes, people wanting their country to be taken over because someone called them a name on twitter, the EU sending in military aid in the former of weapons and vehicles, and the possibility of Switzerland freezing Putin's personal assets.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Putin recently started HRT and this is the result. Troon culture continues to destroy society