Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

[OJ Simpson]

I think we'll be alright. The US and NATO have already shown they don't actually give a fuck about Ukraine and Kevin and aren't going to actually help them, they're on their own. All they can do is table muh sankshins and some pathetic hand wringing and virtue signaling on twitter.

 

[Meat Target]

 

[Disheveled Human]

Are women in the US now subject to the draft?

Doubt it, women are not as expendable as men from a procreation aspect. 1 guy could impregnate 10 women in a week creating 10 pregnancies, 1 woman can only have 1 pregnancy ever year and a half or so.

 

[IamnottheNSA]

Can we get a source for this?

Any slav kiwis want to help us out and confirm that he's actually saying whats written for us?

Can confirm, that's exactly what he said.

 

[draggs]

@Spud Stacker (fuck the quote limit)

That is unironically the most NatSoc-esque thing I've seen in this thread. Find and Replace Russia and Ukraine with Germany and the Sudetenland, and it reads exactly like the shit Goebbels would publish back in the late '30s.

EIN VOLK
EIN REICH
EIN PUTINRIDINGABEARMEMES

 

[Bananadana]

Ukrainian Border Guards. While we do not have the whole story, this does not look good for PR.

So far, beating up "brown folx" has been fine if you're a Ukrainian. However, that can change at any time.

Indian students being beaten up at the border after attempting to cross to Poland:

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>Find odd eastern euro country to leech off of.
>Eastern Europeans do the eastern European traditional activity of "pretty senseless war inspired by ancient Slav feuds that can only be resolved by genocide"
>Panic
>Demand special gibsmedats from border guys since every interaction with the host country has made you a priority so far.
>"No blyet, go to back of line like everyone"
>Start sitting protest like you saw BLM do on TV to get what they want.
>"Slav at war" has little patience for niggery or protests and gives you the boot so you stop blocking shit.
>OMGLITERALLYHITLERJUSTGENOCIDEDTHEINDIANSTOORIP

 

[Retired Junta Member]

Russian forces have allegedly entered the city of Berdyansk (exactly between Mariupol and Melitopol) to close the front

 

[Feline Supremacist]

I feel bad for the Russian People, their leader went off the deep end.

I guess the Russians decided they had to out do the US since ours is definitely stumbling around in a dementia haze powered by hallucinations. This rivalry is not good for the world.

 

[absolutelynotfbi]

Just how against are ordinary Russians to this war? Is it enough to warrant an end to Putin/his position? Or are Russians too cucked to actually do anything major?

 

[Jabba2988]

at this point why doesnt the usa simply fire bomb russia?
this getting ridiclous, merely sitting and watching as russia bullies a smaller country, and why the fuck hasn't nato gotten involved yet?

 

[JustSomeDong]

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That's how I want to go.

 

[Pissmaster]

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Can we please calm the fuck down...

Dear Vladimir Putin,

Please nuke San Francisco

You'res Truely,
Pissmaster

 

[Matt Damon]

It was spam from an online gun and ammunition supplier running a "Red Dawn Sale."

GTA satire advertising is now real life.

 

[Oxous]

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FTR. To simplify, red = pro-EU, blue = pro-Russia.

Not quite so simple.

Like all ethnic disputes, Ukraine is not cleanly divided into monolingual Ukrainian speakers and Russian speakers who universially support the two countries respectively.

 

[Netizennameless]

Your mom has a bigger ass than Russia's economy.

not true, my mom's a tweaker so quite the opposite.

 

[Ted_Logan]

Ukraine is BLM now.

Have you seen Twitter? The cringe is real

 

[mindlessobserver]

They almost certainly won't simply storm the city, they'll encircle it and make some of Ukraine's best forces completely moot while they sweep through the rest of the country.

Sweep where though? What good does it do them driving around the wheat fields burning fuel they don't have and getting shot at by irate farmers? They need to defeat the Ukrainian Army in being. The longer this drags on the greater chance it becomes a quagmire.

 

[Borscht]

Just how against are ordinary Russians to this war? Is it enough to warrant an end to Putin/his position? Or are Russians too cucked to actually do anything major?

Putin has a national guard quivalent for dealing with dissent (Rosgvardiya), and the punishment for "treason" and "abetting the enemy" can earn you up to 20 years of imprisonment. Which they specifically pointed out in the news ealier today.

See protests in Belarus last year to see how much general population can do against a police state.

For what it's worth, the nuclear threat has everybody I know personally scared shitless, and the social networks are 50/50 doomposting and kittens/puppies to distract from doomposting.

 

[mandatorylurk]

Little Ben Shapiro wants to be as cool as his Soros idol Dan Crenshaw so his company is now producing these shirts.

They conveniently left out anything about sales or profits going to Ukraine relief, fancy that. Maybe they'll get funneled to his spirit animal Nikki Haley's campaign.

 

[MG-34]

Keep in mind the separatists they drove through - to get wherever they are - joining in with civvie vehicles.

Seps use red tape to denote their vehicles. The nonorussian T90 that was abandoned while ago had red tape but no "Z" marking.