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Part 2 REECAP of MONTREAL SHOPPING BEEZE (2022/02/27):
BP Chat is having a Stroke
Chantal is allegedly talking to a new guy. X. She is for sure giving most the population of BP Chat paroxysms by managing to ruin songs from practically every genre over the past 60 years on an international scale. The need to pee is rising. The stream starts to buffer. Is she peeing in that hideous dress in the KIA? (
). We're back and she is buckling up. She had to pee. Roadside piss. Technically she drove into the middle of the snow where nobody could see her () so that she could peepee in the snow. Chantal has changed to a new playlist so she can murder the 90's.
NO SING.
No sInG. N-o S-i-n-g. NosingnosingnosingNOsinggggg. It's 1:58 and she has to pee. AGAIN. How's that potential bladder infectio- NO FUCKING SING!
Lovely day for a drive!
The traffic is atrocious and Chantal has to PEE NOW. She jerks the wheel to go find somewhere to pee and cranks up the volume. NO SING.
NO SING. She is hurpling at an almost normal human walking pace she needs to go so bad. The car is unlocked. Again. She made it back! They told her there is no "washroom" she can use. She didn't pee herself...()
Anyway hold please! OH WAIT SHE IS NOT SURE SHE WANTS TO GO TO THE MALL. It's going to be crowded and there will be walking and. I mean. She is ALONE. Maybe just Sephora she doesn't want to go into a mall. Maybe just a stand-alone store for plus size clothing. Chantal...even fellow braphogs think you are FAT. BP Chat is having a collective seizure. Surely we didn't drive all the way out here to PEE TWICE AND GO HOME!? We are on hold again. We're going to Penningtons. It's nearby!
NO SING!
She is singing Madonna. She is singing Madonna badly. She does not know the lyrics. NosinNnnnggggggggg. The Tangerine you are trying to reach is out of service. Please leave a message with the seeds.
<SNIP GANGSTA CHINNY AVOIDING THE GAMER WORDS!>
We're at Pennington's
She doesn't even know where she is in Montreal! Per @a dinosaur you're at 1759 Boulevard Saint-Martin O, Laval, QC H7S 1N2, Canada. Just watchin' out! Do we want to go in the store with her? Do we? Do we!?
She's going to go and start a new stream. Eh. Nah. FUCKIT! She doesn't need to be paid for this! Chantal mentions the fact that she left an anchor at Roman's house in the form of her glasses but now that her VIB have blackballed him she needs them back and he's a clout chasing fuck. She wants to make out with somebody. SOMEBODY SHE IS IN LOVE WITH. She needs to fall in love again! She is already PICKING the song for her next man. It's going to be Dua Lipa for sure! (Thanks @Delilah Radio Show).
She FUCKING LOVES her iMac! "If you are on the fence you should just do it!" NO SING. This guy has been messaging her ever day asking to eat her out, maybe she should let him. Giggle! "Whhatttt?" Tee-hee! Hehehe.
HEHEHE
"I SWEAR THERE IS THIS ONE GUY AND HE FOLLOWS ME AROUND TOO, MY DIFFERENT SOCIAL MEDIA!" Is this Grammar Police perhaps? There's this other guy too that had a nice looking wiener and wanted to hook up but she didn't because she was with Nader. SHE IS NOT HIGH SHE IS JUST HYPER. Whatever you say Coketal. "I have to fucking piss again".
"I need to tell you guys about this guy from Cameroon. Oh my Goooddddd. This body builder guy."
We survived! Do we want to go to Orange JewLips? Richtal confirms she spent around $500. She has to wear lingerie when she is intimate. "Or I like to." NO SING! NO SING NADER SONG. She wants Jamaican Beef Patties! Hold Beeze! Oh. We're back. Lip-syncing. The GPS is in control. NO SING. WE ARE DOING WORK OUTS EVERY. DAY. EVERY DAY. It's Madonna again.
Vogue.
Papa Don't Preach.
We are hungry for First Dinner. The rage is building. Even the music is not- NO SING. She cannot follow the directions of the GPS because that would require listening. She NEEDS TO EAT. Back to Madonna. Failing to listen to the GPS Chantal has got herself turned around again. When she stops she will unblock everyone ().
<NO SING CHANTAL>
Chantal is starting to build up to a real good rager. She has been getting distracted trying to murder her viewers by SinGInG and the GPS IS THE PROBLEM THE PROBLEM IS THE GPS. "I AM NEVER GOING TO EAT!".
I repent! NO SING!
Chantal insists that someone is yelling. There is no yelling. Some guy is saying "Orange Julep". (Uh...wut?) NO SING! Oh there is a guy. He is indeed screaming in the background but we are SINGING! There's like...an accident or something! "It's a convoy or something". Madonna is blaring in the car, a guy is screaming, Chantal is confused. SO MUCH YELLING SO MUCH MUSIC.
Watching a human brain buffer, in real time! Chantal is so hungry that she has stopped singing for several minutes and it's just the music, which is a nice reprie-NO SING WHYYYYY. "Do you guys like sad love songs?"
Love is a Battlefield
We're here. Thank God. She needs to pee again. WE ARE GETTING JAMAICAN CHICKEN PATTIES!!!
So About Nader Time: 0:00.0 Technically but she sings the Nader song a lot.
PS: Miss part 1? Click here fren. We're at 5:05:06 on the way back to the Villa. I'll see you in part REE when I get to it.
Totally not on coke!
BP Chat is having a Stroke
Chantal is allegedly talking to a new guy. X. She is for sure giving most the population of BP Chat paroxysms by managing to ruin songs from practically every genre over the past 60 years on an international scale. The need to pee is rising. The stream starts to buffer. Is she peeing in that hideous dress in the KIA? (
). We're back and she is buckling up. She had to pee. Roadside piss. Technically she drove into the middle of the snow where nobody could see her () so that she could peepee in the snow. Chantal has changed to a new playlist so she can murder the 90's.NO SING.
No sInG. N-o S-i-n-g. NosingnosingnosingNOsinggggg. It's 1:58 and she has to pee. AGAIN. How's that potential bladder infectio- NO FUCKING SING!
Lovely day for a drive!
The traffic is atrocious and Chantal has to PEE NOW. She jerks the wheel to go find somewhere to pee and cranks up the volume. NO SING.
NO SING. She is hurpling at an almost normal human walking pace she needs to go so bad. The car is unlocked. Again. She made it back! They told her there is no "washroom" she can use. She didn't pee herself...(
)
Anyway hold please! OH WAIT SHE IS NOT SURE SHE WANTS TO GO TO THE MALL. It's going to be crowded and there will be walking and. I mean. She is ALONE. Maybe just Sephora she doesn't want to go into a mall. Maybe just a stand-alone store for plus size clothing. Chantal...even fellow braphogs think you are FAT. BP Chat is having a collective seizure. Surely we didn't drive all the way out here to PEE TWICE AND GO HOME!? We are on hold again. We're going to Penningtons. It's nearby!
NO SING!
She is singing Madonna. She is singing Madonna badly. She does not know the lyrics. NosinNnnnggggggggg. The Tangerine you are trying to reach is out of service. Please leave a message with the seeds.
<SNIP GANGSTA CHINNY AVOIDING THE GAMER WORDS!>
We're at Pennington's
She doesn't even know where she is in Montreal! Per @a dinosaur you're at 1759 Boulevard Saint-Martin O, Laval, QC H7S 1N2, Canada. Just watchin' out! Do we want to go in the store with her? Do we? Do we!?
She's going to go and start a new stream. Eh. Nah. FUCKIT! She doesn't need to be paid for this! Chantal mentions the fact that she left an anchor at Roman's house in the form of her glasses but now that her VIB have blackballed him she needs them back and he's a clout chasing fuck. She wants to make out with somebody. SOMEBODY SHE IS IN LOVE WITH. She needs to fall in love again! She is already PICKING the song for her next man. It's going to be Dua Lipa for sure! (Thanks @Delilah Radio Show).
She FUCKING LOVES her iMac! "If you are on the fence you should just do it!" NO SING. This guy has been messaging her ever day asking to eat her out, maybe she should let him. Giggle! "Whhatttt?" Tee-hee! Hehehe.
HEHEHE
"I SWEAR THERE IS THIS ONE GUY AND HE FOLLOWS ME AROUND TOO, MY DIFFERENT SOCIAL MEDIA!" Is this Grammar Police perhaps? There's this other guy too that had a nice looking wiener and wanted to hook up but she didn't because she was with Nader. SHE IS NOT HIGH SHE IS JUST HYPER. Whatever you say Coketal. "I have to fucking piss again".
"I need to tell you guys about this guy from Cameroon. Oh my Goooddddd. This body builder guy."
We're out of the car. Yes. We drove two hours, peed twice, changed our mind, and are now going to get fatty fat clothes.
This is so cute but they don't have her size. NO SING!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chantal is buying some workout clothes while rubbing her pee hands all over everything. F everything. It is so hard to like, breathe, in these masks! GASPPANTPANT.
I have motion sickness. Please no spin. GASP GASP GASP PANTPANTPANTGASPHURPLE.
SCP 400+ has amazing fashion sense! Look at those little hooves! In the middle of getting more HAM we are shoved in the purse. It's dark in here. You can hear the Great White Fupallo heavy breathing, even the purse cannot fully muffle the melodic rhythm of the gunt. Nothing is getting tried on. WE ARE JUST BUYING EVERYTHING WITHOUT TRYING IT ON! She provides her phone number to get access to her account and verifies her address. We can see nothing but purse. Chantal has to enter the changing room if she needs to go peepee, which she does. She'll go to the changing room after she buys all the clothes she DID NOT try on.
The cashier is not making any small talk. We've been shoved back into the purse. After paying approximately $500 we are going to the bathroom in the purse and we are NOT ON MUTE. WE ARE NOT ON MUTE. There is so much straining and grunting. Chantal both washes and wipes her hands, thoroughly, in about 5 seconds. (). We're back in the cart and we are POWERING through the lot. Wompwompwompgasp. Still in the purse. Hello darkness my old friend...
This is so cute but they don't have her size. NO SING!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chantal is buying some workout clothes while rubbing her pee hands all over everything. F everything. It is so hard to like, breathe, in these masks! GASPPANTPANT.
I have motion sickness. Please no spin. GASP GASP GASP PANTPANTPANTGASPHURPLE.
SCP 400+ has amazing fashion sense! Look at those little hooves! In the middle of getting more HAM we are shoved in the purse. It's dark in here. You can hear the Great White Fupallo heavy breathing, even the purse cannot fully muffle the melodic rhythm of the gunt. Nothing is getting tried on. WE ARE JUST BUYING EVERYTHING WITHOUT TRYING IT ON! She provides her phone number to get access to her account and verifies her address. We can see nothing but purse. Chantal has to enter the changing room if she needs to go peepee, which she does. She'll go to the changing room after she buys all the clothes she DID NOT try on.
The cashier is not making any small talk. We've been shoved back into the purse. After paying approximately $500 we are going to the bathroom in the purse and we are NOT ON MUTE. WE ARE NOT ON MUTE. There is so much straining and grunting. Chantal both washes and wipes her hands, thoroughly, in about 5 seconds. (
). We're back in the cart and we are POWERING through the lot. Wompwompwompgasp. Still in the purse. Hello darkness my old friend...
We survived! Do we want to go to Orange JewLips? Richtal confirms she spent around $500. She has to wear lingerie when she is intimate. "Or I like to." NO SING! NO SING NADER SONG. She wants Jamaican Beef Patties! Hold Beeze! Oh. We're back. Lip-syncing. The GPS is in control. NO SING. WE ARE DOING WORK OUTS EVERY. DAY. EVERY DAY. It's Madonna again.
Vogue.
Papa Don't Preach.
We are hungry for First Dinner. The rage is building. Even the music is not- NO SING. She cannot follow the directions of the GPS because that would require listening. She NEEDS TO EAT. Back to Madonna. Failing to listen to the GPS Chantal has got herself turned around again. When she stops she will unblock everyone (
). <NO SING CHANTAL>
Chantal is starting to build up to a real good rager. She has been getting distracted trying to murder her viewers by SinGInG and the GPS IS THE PROBLEM THE PROBLEM IS THE GPS. "I AM NEVER GOING TO EAT!".
I repent! NO SING!
Chantal insists that someone is yelling. There is no yelling. Some guy is saying "Orange Julep". (Uh...wut?) NO SING! Oh there is a guy. He is indeed screaming in the background but we are SINGING! There's like...an accident or something! "It's a convoy or something". Madonna is blaring in the car, a guy is screaming, Chantal is confused. SO MUCH YELLING SO MUCH MUSIC.
Watching a human brain buffer, in real time! Chantal is so hungry that she has stopped singing for several minutes and it's just the music, which is a nice reprie-NO SING WHYYYYY. "Do you guys like sad love songs?"
Love is a Battlefield
We're here. Thank God. She needs to pee again. WE ARE GETTING JAMAICAN CHICKEN PATTIES!!!
3 Chicken and 3 Beef Patties to go! "Do you have a public washroom?" Chinny needs to pee. We are in the bathroom. WE ARE NOT ON MUTE. WHY ARE WE NOT ON MUTE? "Sorry guys" GRUNTUHSEXNOISESGRUNT. Chantal has taken yet another shit without mute on.
She did not wash her hands.
She needs to pee every chance she gets because her bladder is recovering from Strep B. Yeah! This is so good. Mmmm oh yes mmm yesss. Ohhhhsexnoises (I do this for you Jersh). So GoOD YOU GUyS!11!
Dark meat chicken. MMMmMmohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhMmmmmmmmm.
Per the amazing @a dinosaur she is at Carib Patties 9550 Rue Jean-Milot, LaSalle, QC H8R 1X7, Canada. (
). Should she turn us off for the drive home? Some of the VIB are ready to tap out after 4 hours 45 minutes of constant streaming. Others LOVE THIS! THEY WANT MORE QWEEN! Chantal has placed us on hold in order to unblock EVERYBODY. WOoOO! PARTY IN THE KIA!
We're BACK! SHE CANNOT WAIT TO SHOW US THE CLOTHES SHE BOUGHT! TRY ON HAUL!!!! Everyone is unblocked! Feel free to BASK IN THE GLOW. Feel free to be..."Blinded by the liiiighhtt. I SAID oOoOOOoooOooooO I'm naaahnanhananaaaaaaaaaaa" NO SING!
<SNIP SINGING>
WE ARE SINGING THE NADER SONG! SHE IS SO OVER HIM. SINGING THIS SONG A MILLION TIMES IN THIS NEARLY FIVE HOUR AND COUNTING STREAM! "hE SEEMs liKE he'S gooD FOr Yuo hisloveforyouIS tRUE!!!!"
Chantal is joking about how she wants to go on a trip beeze. She is pretty boy crazy! She cannot help herself!!!! The song is now in Arabic. This slaps. Chantal is randomly making mouth sounds like she is saying real words. We are HERE FOR THIS CAHNTENT!!!! "Doododeeeleeedeee".
"STABBY!" It's sahbi, Cuntal. "SABBAD" Nope. "STABBED" Still NO. We are going to go home and make MAGICAL BUTTER. BONUS! Try on haul! She has something to tell us. We aren't going to like it. NO SING. Before she hears anyone say... NO SING. Before she hears ANYONE SAY. That she drove two hours for beef matties it's WORTH IT! And it was an HOUR and FIFTY FIVE MINUTES! She loves us all so much right now. She is looking into renting a five bedroom house and making her son live in the basement. SHE DOES NOT KNOW WHAT SHE WANTS IN LIFE. "AhhHhhhhH THIS IS NOT HOW THINGS WERE SUPPOSED TO GO! THINGS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THIS!" Let it out Chinny. It's all coming back now. She has all this legal shit, and just daily fucking HEARTACHE. Torment. ANGUISH AND SUFFERING. SHE IS THE. VICTIM. Never again VIB! Never again in love.
Arabic music starts. "NO!" <SKIP> "NO!" <SKIP> "Sorry I have to skip the Arabic songs". NO SING!
She did not wash her hands.
She needs to pee every chance she gets because her bladder is recovering from Strep B. Yeah! This is so good. Mmmm oh yes mmm yesss. Ohhhhsexnoises (I do this for you Jersh). So GoOD YOU GUyS!11!
Dark meat chicken. MMMmMmohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhMmmmmmmmm.
Per the amazing @a dinosaur she is at Carib Patties 9550 Rue Jean-Milot, LaSalle, QC H8R 1X7, Canada. (
). Should she turn us off for the drive home? Some of the VIB are ready to tap out after 4 hours 45 minutes of constant streaming. Others LOVE THIS! THEY WANT MORE QWEEN! Chantal has placed us on hold in order to unblock EVERYBODY. WOoOO! PARTY IN THE KIA!We're BACK! SHE CANNOT WAIT TO SHOW US THE CLOTHES SHE BOUGHT! TRY ON HAUL!!!! Everyone is unblocked! Feel free to BASK IN THE GLOW. Feel free to be..."Blinded by the liiiighhtt. I SAID oOoOOOoooOooooO I'm naaahnanhananaaaaaaaaaaa" NO SING!
<SNIP SINGING>
WE ARE SINGING THE NADER SONG! SHE IS SO OVER HIM. SINGING THIS SONG A MILLION TIMES IN THIS NEARLY FIVE HOUR AND COUNTING STREAM! "hE SEEMs liKE he'S gooD FOr Yuo hisloveforyouIS tRUE!!!!"
Chantal is joking about how she wants to go on a trip beeze. She is pretty boy crazy! She cannot help herself!!!! The song is now in Arabic. This slaps. Chantal is randomly making mouth sounds like she is saying real words. We are HERE FOR THIS CAHNTENT!!!! "Doododeeeleeedeee".
"STABBY!" It's sahbi, Cuntal. "SABBAD" Nope. "STABBED" Still NO. We are going to go home and make MAGICAL BUTTER. BONUS! Try on haul! She has something to tell us. We aren't going to like it. NO SING. Before she hears anyone say... NO SING. Before she hears ANYONE SAY. That she drove two hours for beef matties it's WORTH IT! And it was an HOUR and FIFTY FIVE MINUTES! She loves us all so much right now. She is looking into renting a five bedroom house and making her son live in the basement. SHE DOES NOT KNOW WHAT SHE WANTS IN LIFE. "AhhHhhhhH THIS IS NOT HOW THINGS WERE SUPPOSED TO GO! THINGS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THIS!" Let it out Chinny. It's all coming back now. She has all this legal shit, and just daily fucking HEARTACHE. Torment. ANGUISH AND SUFFERING. SHE IS THE. VICTIM. Never again VIB! Never again in love.
Arabic music starts. "NO!" <SKIP> "NO!" <SKIP> "Sorry I have to skip the Arabic songs". NO SING!
So About Nader Time: 0:00.0 Technically but she sings the Nader song a lot.
PS: Miss part 1? Click here fren. We're at 5:05:06 on the way back to the Villa. I'll see you in part REE when I get to it.
Totally not on coke!
