DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

phil beat the first wall of a boss by being overleveled, having a pretty strong weapon, 6 healing items and summoning help.

he's now lamenting the fact the game is dogshit because he had to do all that just to win when he really wanted to play "legit"

ok.

And this is what, three days after calling people pussies for not wanting him to fight an easy dragon boss he just had poor damage output for?

 

[EmpGulcasa]

I fucking hate DSP but that hate is distracting me from thinking about my potential death by nuclear holocaust so..

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

On the brink of a nuclear war and pigroach spends 45 minutes ranting about low sub count and donations

To be fair, Roaches will survive the Nuclear Holocaust so one isn't exactly a problem for him.

 

[Crooked 16th]

On the brink of a nuclear war and pigroach spends 45 minutes ranting about low sub count and donations

"Guys I'm only going to say this once if you talk about the nukes that just went off i'm going to start banning you, I mean it. Ok now back to why support is so low..."

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

So glad he did another "live input delay showcase" where he holds the controller up to his 360p webcam and hits the button so we can see the "insane delay" the game has. It's so funny because I don't think even once he convinced anyone because there is never noticeable delay despite all the whining he does.

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

"Guys I'm only going to say this once if you talk about the nukes that just went off i'm going to start banning you, I mean it. Ok now back to why support is so low..."

Piggy would complain about how the food in the nuclear bunker sucks, as Khat plays Skyrim from her Switch.

"Also if anyone is still alive on the surface please tip me! I need that money to pay my vault vault bills."

"GorillaPimp just tipped and said 'Phil is it true that radiation could enlarge your penis?' uhhhh I don't know GorillaPimp, I don't study radiation...nuhuhuh"

 

[capefear56]

Because all this time of playing Dark Souls and he still doesn’t understand how to strafe or use his opponent’s momentum against them.
When the enemy thrusts their sword forward, what do you do? Roll forwards or backwards?
It’s forward. You let them move past you and then stab their back.
Phil fights every enemy the same way, wait for them to attack, roll away when they do, counterpoke. Rinse and repeat. He has no concept of “punishing” movement, just attack-dodge-attack-dodge.
This is why he’s never beaten these games without a mountain of outside help. No problem solving skills.

He also doesn't have a solid grasp of items/spells and how important they can be.

Else his weapons would look something like this:

Before every boss fight.

 

[Crooked 16th]

"Also if anyone is still alive on the surface please tip me! I need that money to pay my vault vault bills."

"Guys i only get one day out of the vault a month, I need tips for my day off so i can have a fun day out "

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

So glad he did another "live input delay showcase" where he holds the controller up to his 360p webcam and hits the button so we can see the "insane delay" the game has. It's so funny because I don't think even once he convinced anyone because there is never noticeable delay despite all the whining he does.

Even if he was right, you'd think he'd just...get used to it? Adapt? Develop a bit of muscle memory for it?
After all he is the Dark Souls Expert Perseverance Veteran.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

DSP has moved back to second place in the Grifties. Please vote for Phil, regardless of what you think politically. Trudeau, Don Lemon, nore Trump will never see nor care about these awards, but you know it will eat at Phil if he wins.

www.grifties.com

 

[Iron Hamster]

You let them move past you and then stab their back.

He knows how...........he does it to the paypigs all the time.

 

[Paladin Derich]

Piggy would complain about how the food in the nuclear bunker sucks, as Khat plays Skyrim from her Switch.

"Also if anyone is still alive on the surface please tip me! I need that money to pay my vault vault bills."

"GorillaPimp just tipped and said 'Phil is it true that radiation could enlarge your penis?' uhhhh I don't know GorillaPimp, I don't study radiation...nuhuhuh"

phil is literally the vault 111 overseer

"According to Vault-Tec standard operating procedures, Vault 111 was to remain sealed for a minimum of 180 days, after which the Vault could be opened upon receipt of an "All-Clear Signal" from Vault-Tec, or at the overseer's discretion. However, after the 180-day mandatory shelter period elapsed, Vault 111 received no signal, and its staff faced dwindling supplies. Despite requests from the security staff, the overseer refused to unseal the Vault door, because he has a family dood"

"Shortly after, a faction led by the Vault's security and support staff engaged in mutiny against the overseer in an effort to unseal the Vault door and leave the Vault. In response, the overseer placed the Vault on lockdown and demanded all staff to hand over any food, tips, and cherry juice. There is no further account of events to be found, as the logs end here on the overseer's terminal running Windows 8."

 

[capefear56]

On the brink of a nuclear war and pigroach spends 45 minutes ranting about low sub count and donations

That old joke about how he'd still be alive and begging for bottlecaps after the end of the world is looking less and less absurd by the day.

 

[Iron Hamster]

That old joke about how he'd still be alive and begging for bottlecaps after the end of the world is looking less and less absurd by the day.

Sure it is. There's nowhere near the amount of bottle caps that there used to be.

 

[IFBB Pro Phil]

It's crazy how boring Phil is even when he's mad sometimes. He used to flip the fuck out but now his test is undoubtedly too low to have any real rage, so he just finds an excuse for why nothing was his fault and sticks with it. With Elden Ring since the very first boss he fought it's been input delay. He does his same old dog and pony show of holding the controller up to the camera, pressing the dodge button, and then saying see. I do wonder if he actually believes there's delay or just goes through the whole thing to try and convince the differently abled viewers while knowing it's bullshit.

I miss when he would make three hundred different excuses in a row. Lag, how was I supposed to know, beginner's trap, I can't see, input delay, cruel game designers, incompetent game designers, his eyes hurt, he couldn't do anything, and my favorite, the character did that by itself he never pressed anything.

I know it's a fantasy since Phil will never interact with someone besides his robust family but I've wanted for a decade to just sit down with him and watch his own footage with him and have him try explain each excuse and how it wasn't his fault. Like when you stick a dog's head in its piss when it goes in the house. He lives in such a bubble it's hard to believe.

 

[Peko]

just want to point out how stupid and unaware phil is.

you meet a very shady person at the start of the castle who all but flat out says "I love trusting people, they're so easy to trick."

you get to a room in this castle, dark as fuck with a powerful enemy in it, door closes behind you and is locked from the outside, you hear a wheezing laugh, similar to the NPC above. Phil sees and hears all of this and assumes the giant hulking knight in this dark room is giggling at him.

Yea but did the person ever say directly to him "Haha it was me you fell for MY trap because I tricked you!"? Look Phil doesn't have time to do hours of research picking apart every bit of lore! He has a life and its the dumbfuck game developers fault for making beginners traps. Fucking Miyazooki.

(I dunno how some people manage to keep this shtick up i felt sick from just two lines)

 

[Wasabi Panda]

DSP, the guy who has to assure us repeatedly how he's played all the souls games, gave a respective of all the souls games. Has played and mastered all the souls games wants something different out of Elden Ring but he and all the personalities in his head hated sekiro cause it was different.

DSP, the guy who has a "reality" fetish where he has to inject reality in extreme fantasy situations.

Thinks that a giant 2h sword swinging slowly is "input delay"...cause you know in reality it's like wielding a piece of paper and large heavy weapons were never slow or had start up frames in souls games.

I will admit, this is good, we're almost at another "I'm going to say KoF sucks isn't fun and no one likes it, you're all with me right guys....guys?...hello?" moment with this input-delay sperg

 

[Hogan of the South]

mission failed, see you all next year for the redemption run.

He’s using summoned help? Ugh. RIP Elden ring. Extreme hand holding

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

He’s using summoned help? Ugh. RIP Elden ring. Extreme hand holding

Wait is he using the npc summons or actually people?

 

[Lazycunt]

Phill fucking complaining about different timing of the enemy's attack based on his position, this isn't a new fucking feature is it ?
Like he is just fucking complaining for the sake of it because he has nothing going on in his life.

Mob mentality you literally try and start mob mentality in your chat.

Never jerked off on stream?
Never fucking begged?
Never fucking lied?
Always honest?

Over 60k videos faggot you have uploaded your own fucking behaviour for people to see, we are not wheelchairs and actually can have some critical thought about your behaviour and form our own opinions without the need for twitter to tell us, you fat man child.

Pewdiepie
Has a hot wife takes time off, pays people to do work for him, doesn't beg and isn't a stroke victim.
Makes all the money while you get your pittance.