Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

[The Nothingness]

I thought I saw the gayest dumbest thing of all time but nope - this is it
It’s literally the most retarded thing any human person has ever posted online, in the history of the inter webs. And I’ve seen Chris Chan cut his taint to make a vagina.

To be fair, I got the impression that the tweet I linked was mocking the recent anti-Russian sediment.

 

[KonradCruise]

China has announced military exercises over a six nautical mile radius in thd South China Sea, from Sunday to Tuesday.

Sky News has also reported satellite images of a Russian convoy about 40 miles from Kiev:

3 miles of war-material in a tightly packed convoy on a road. This is a UAV operators wet dream.

 

[moocow]

Watch, somehow, the Chinese aircraft carrier is going to crash into a Russian tank column outside of Kiev and it'll all burst into flame.

That's one of two things I find so cartoonish and comical about Chinese craftsmanship: the very common occurrence of seemingly non-volatile and non-flammable things bursting into flames at the slightest provocation. And I mean bursting into flames, not just "catching fire," but real "big fireball" style fire. A mini scooter has no business self-immolating when it smacks into a truck at 5 miles per hour.

The other is their elevators' and escalators' tendency to fucking eat people. Just opening right up and swallowing them whole.

Gas could be $10/gallon and I wouldn't give up my v8
Sunoco 110 leaded is 9.99 at my local track. I would just run that and turn up the boost.

lol yeah, once you're down below 15 MPG there's no reason whatsoever not to just go balls-to-the-wall and have fun with the damned thing. It's what they're built for, so why the hell not? It's always heartbreaking to see someone park a muscle car in their garage and never put it on the road to stretch its legs a bit. Why own one if you only ever take it out of the garage to wash it and then put it right back to let it rot?

Besides, nice as my car is on mileage, it's got a zero-to-sixty of "eventually."

 

[Jarolleon]

Disclaimer:
I think that actual military action takes place.

However, this war is clearly fake. I don't mean now that no tanks crossed the Russian-Ukraine border, but there are clear signs that it's all a theater that is orchestrated by globalist forces with Putin acting as a "bad guy". I know some people going back in history even centuries ago suspect the same thing about any war, but no war is a spontaneous impulse of a psychopathic maniac as they want us to believe. Putin is no angel, as an old KGB officer he and his oligarchs are basically mafia type of government. I don't think he is stupid, and since this war seems to be a stupid move overall, I think he got bribed to go ahead.

To discern the real goals of this war will be easy once it's over, because I am pretty sure that the plan is going on swimmingly, notwithstanding the stress on populace and massive hysteria. Talking about nuclear arms suggests that ramping up fear is one of the major goals, so congrats to everyone who didn't get spooked. Personally, I think it's all about money. War is a great excuse to print more money with abandon, crash the markets ("oops, guys, srsly we just wanted to punish this ebil Putin, we srsly didn't know it will incinerate global economy"), steal more money with insider knowledge.

Now Russia is also completely justified in the eyes of NPCs to launch a massive cyber-attack on US financial system for example (NPCs don't know that it's not an easy task, but they would be totally convinced, it's all because of these sanctions)

Basically, if I wanted to reshape world the way I want I would start a bogus war that supposedly destroys the previous order, and nobody would squeak a pip, because, well, I am on the right side of the history, amrite?

Obviously it's a plot by Fukuyama to make people stop laughing at him. Russia rushes in to Ukraine, the entire global economic system shuts him out and gives the Ukies a massive equipment & intel advantage, and then he gets deposed, thereby "proving" that the End of History is correct. He's a jobber in a fixed fight with an up-and-coming neolib champion.

 

[DumDum Did Nothing Wrong]

this thread needs more cute Ukraine women in it.

 

[Ted_Logan]

Here have a hot take from the retards of Twitter

 

[AnOminous]

I'm declaring COPECON 2 in this thread. Seething imminent and dilation stations are ready to be deployed within six hours.

Oh yeah? Well I'm declaring YOURMOM CON 1 in this thread because the National Fatness Agency has found your mom's fatness is reaching critical levels! You know, because she's FAT!

 

[Richardface]

We'll know the Russians have become truly annoyed by sanctions when they start blowing up undersea communication cables. Right now it's probably still on the high end of what they were expecting

 

[Samir Al Hajeed]

Disclaimer:
I think that actual military action takes place.

However, this war is clearly fake. I don't mean now that no tanks crossed the Russian-Ukraine border, but there are clear signs that it's all a theater that is orchestrated by globalist forces with Putin acting as a "bad guy". I know some people going back in history even centuries ago suspect the same thing about any war, but no war is a spontaneous impulse of a psychopathic maniac as they want us to believe. Putin is no angel, as an old KGB officer he and his oligarchs are basically mafia type of government. I don't think he is stupid, and since this war seems to be a stupid move overall, I think he got bribed to go ahead.

To discern the real goals of this war will be easy once it's over, because I am pretty sure that the plan is going on swimmingly, notwithstanding the stress on populace and massive hysteria. Talking about nuclear arms suggests that ramping up fear is one of the major goals, so congrats to everyone who didn't get spooked. Personally, I think it's all about money. War is a great excuse to print more money with abandon, crash the markets ("oops, guys, srsly we just wanted to punish this ebil Putin, we srsly didn't know it will incinerate global economy"), steal more money with insider knowledge.

Now Russia is also completely justified in the eyes of NPCs to launch a massive cyber-attack on US financial system for example (NPCs don't know that it's not an easy task, but they would be totally convinced, it's all because of these sanctions)

Basically, if I wanted to reshape world the way I want I would start a bogus war that supposedly destroys the previous order, and nobody would squeak a pip, because, well, I am on the right side of the history, amrite?

this is qanon level shit, the elites are evil, but they also clearly believe in what they say, they wouldn't collaborate with Putin and I don't see how Putin benefits from collaborating with them (he rules russia, how much money would they need to bribe him with to beat that and also offset the hit this has otherwise been to him?)

 

[Feline Supremacist]

Good thing muh based Russia doesn't have glowies. Nope none at all. Gotta suck mad vlads mongoloid cock

I mean when the choice is either vlad or jews larping as nazis the fact that you chose to slurp the jewish nazi larper cock and then brag about it is pretty funny, ngl.

 

[ZMOT]

Does this involve them magically becoming energy independent again?

considering the military is in an even worse state than it's energy sector and any militaristic bone has been outbred of germans because of it's former lampshade industry, you'll more likely see them building some nuclear power plants again.
they could always send some refugees I guess.

You're making a false equivalence. I don't see any videos of anti war protesters trying to burn down court houses or throwing fireworks at cops. You just legitimately aren't allowed to protest your sons and brothers and grandchildren being sent to die in Ukraine, and the government justifies it by calling them useful idiots for foreign interlopers, which if you remember, was the same shit Trudeau was trying to pull by attempting to link the truckers to Russia. I'm not gonna claim anybody is a terrible person or anything for getting swept up into tribal bullshit, it's an incredibly easy thing to fall into, but you have to at least be able to acknowledge the hypocrisy.

so they're protesting you have do military things when you join the military? why didn't they protest against conscription long before then?
now, protesting the war itself (because war always sucks) is a different thing, but then you still have to look what's happening right now: minimal damage, military going out of their way to keep civilian casualties to a minimum etc., so far it's probably the "cleanest" war we ever had. not an excuse but still.

and again, different factors. russia isn't canada, and while there will be people against the war and protesting, look at the country it's happening in and the media around it. how much more likely is that they are indeed retarded and/or funded by gayops shit? and then, how much you think the truckers were retarded by media (which couldn't stop shitting on them, if they reported it at all) and funded by gayops shit?
just because it's the same excuse doesn't mean one is equally true or false. hence people can have a different opinion on it.

 

[MechanicusAdmin]

Where did you get this? Very interesting.

One of the easier ones to use, currently tuned to USAF ready messages:

http://websdr.ewi.utwente.nl:8901/?tune=11175

Most of the users are helpful as long as it's not inundated with redditors and 4channers. Just take note of what channels other users are posting in the chatbox and you can jump straight to them. Be aware though, there's a lot of nothing for maybe a minute or two of something.

What is this exactly? Soldiers on the ground? Is their radio not encrypted?

I seriously doubt they would be transmitting plain text, which makes me think this is more Ukrainian bullshit.

While I am definitely no expert, the translators on hand seemed to think it was pretty legit. And with the age of a lot of the Russian gear being used here it wouldn't surprise me if they reverted back now and then, especially in a panicked situation.

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

Who the fuck cares what a pedophile thinks?

I’ll have you know that my Mawm cares very much for my opinions! I was raised by my Mawm!

Then again, I’m not a for-real pedophile like the rest of the guys in Sex Offender Treatment Class, and I can prove it! When I was in prison, the leader of the Bloods told me “You ain’t no pedophile!” Just ask him, he’ll tell you!

 

[NogginJoggin]

>
Multiple sources say the decision has been made — and as soon as on Feb. 28 at 5 a.m. local time, the first Ilyushin Il-76 transport aircraft is very likely to take off carrying Belarusian paratroopers to be deployed against Ukraine.
https://t.co/o8WcszVJNR

 

[JambledUpWords]

Here have a hot take from the retards of Twitter

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Yes, I’m sure Ukrainians care deeply about CRT as they’re having to evacuate

 

[The golden neckbeard]

This is all a distraction from the audits and Jfk jr.

Detailed map of the invasion of Ukraine as of February 28 (it is almost 4:00 AM in Ukraine so its already the 28th there)
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Not bad but not terrible

Kiev Independent is saying Belarus is joining the war within hours.

I said this 40 pages ago. They will strike towards lviv on the border with poland

Its a mussolini attacks france moment. Lushenko sees ukraine teetering and wants some for himself. His 1970s era army will probably get smashed to pieces

 

[Bananadana]

I mean, the thing is, he COULD nuke a hell of a lot of it. I just really doubt he's that insane.

Say what you want about Biden, but I'm pretty sure even he'd pull the trigger if ICBMs were incoming on the CONUS. Our nuclear deterrence is vested in both sides knowing they'd be signing their own death warrants with a first strike.


83% and rising.

Bold of you to assume they can wake him up AND tell him what to do in the 30 or whatever minutes it will take for the nukes to arrive.

 

[Fcret]

Oh yeah? Well I'm declaring YOURMOM CON 1 in this thread because the National Fatness Agency has found your mom's fatness is reaching critical levels! You know, because she's FAT!

Careful. Rhetoric like that might take us to COPECON 1.

 

[Samir Al Hajeed]

>
Multiple sources say the decision has been made — and as soon as on Feb. 28 at 5 a.m. local time, the first Ilyushin Il-76 transport aircraft is very likely to take off carrying Belarusian paratroopers to be deployed against Ukraine.
https://t.co/o8WcszVJNR

how do people know this when it hasn't been announced officially? glowies might have intel like this but I doubt they'd share it with a random news site

 

[дядя Боря]

Dudes in Russian camo stealing a safe from Privat Bank somewhere in Kherson. It's a vid, just posting screenshot because I am lazy.

My bet those are not local looters, which kind of narrows down the suspects.

It's probably a Nazi safe with NATO launch codes though ...