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Which is Better

  • Chicken Little

    Votes: 385 26.1%
  • Hunchback 2

    Votes: 53 3.6%
  • A slow death

    Votes: 1,038 70.3%

  • Total voters
    1,476
Such an appealing look.
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I literally just realized the dumpy girl in the middle actually looks like Anger but without the charm.
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She’s probably gonna be the angry comic relief one, based on all the images I’ve seen of her. The “weird angry girl” or whatever.
 
Jesus Fucking Christ, these Hollywood pedofuckers really have no shame, do they?

I know the animation looks like shit, but most of those main characters are *clearly* meant to be children.
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If you look at any of them, and your takeaway is: "Oooh that makes me horny." Please unironically kill yourself.

I'll take any tophat that any of you want to give me, because I am actually really fucking angry about this shit.
 
Jesus Fucking Christ, these Hollywood pedofuckers really have no shame, do they?

I know the animation looks like shit, but most of those main characters are *clearly* meant to be children.
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If you look at any of them, and your takeaway is: "Oooh that makes me horny." Please unironically kill yourself.

I'll take any tophat that any of you want to give me, because I am actually really fucking angry about this shit.
I couldn't really care about the dumb review, but maaaaaaaan that animation looks cheap. Seriously, this looks worse than Rock Dog.
 
Not sure if this is the best place to talk about it, but the other night, I finally watched Free Guy. The movie was…okay?

It honestly just didn’t leave much of an impression. It just seemed like another Ryan Reynolds movie as he plays Deadpool for the millionth time, but in a video game. The video game stuff just felt sloppy. I kind of have the impression that barely anyone on the crew really played games, as the game setting just seemed off. I also hated that no one could, I don’t know, just hack into the code to get the evidence of the supposed repurposing of code. I feel really bothered by this as the movie has multiple scenes of these super coders sitting there with all of their original code littering the screen, and yet they cannot do anything with that? They really needed Guy to venture into a complete build on camera? Also, I find it hard to believe that this video game would be worthy of international attention that the whole world sits and watched a let’s play of it on the news. Also, as a bonus, who really is the audience of the original game? It is a game where you do nothing and watch npcs? Even your average Sony movie-crap title has more gameplay than this, hell, even the Sims is more involved. Antwan was right, their initial game is shit and is more-or-less an impressive tech demo more so than a game.

Edit: The Marvel and Star Wars product placement was cringe.
 
Noticed no one's mentioned this. Brad Bird's moved on from Pixar/Disney to Skydance Animation.
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It was mentioned over in the Western Animation thread:
Skydance's second animated film has been announced, which is a project called Ray Gunn. After looking around on this subject. Brad Bird tried pitching this particular animated film during the 90s, almost got made by Turner Animation but went nowhere. Now its being brought back through Skydance. While I am curious where this could go. I can't shake the feeling that someone else would've been more able to pick up this project.
Here's my two cents:
You had me at Brad Bird. Dude is one of the few animation directors out there today who knows his shit (The Iron Giant, Ratatouille, The Incredibles 1 + 2), and the fact that he's teaming up with Lasseter again makes me cautiously optimistic.
 
Not sure if this is the best place to talk about it, but the other night, I finally watched Free Guy. The movie was…okay?

It honestly just didn’t leave much of an impression. It just seemed like another Ryan Reynolds movie as he plays Deadpool for the millionth time, but in a video game. The video game stuff just felt sloppy. I kind of have the impression that barely anyone on the crew really played games, as the game setting just seemed off. I also hated that no one could, I don’t know, just hack into the code to get the evidence of the supposed repurposing of code. I feel really bothered by this as the movie has multiple scenes of these super coders sitting there with all of their original code littering the screen, and yet they cannot do anything with that? They really needed Guy to venture into a complete build on camera? Also, I find it hard to believe that this video game would be worthy of international attention that the whole world sits and watched a let’s play of it on the news. Also, as a bonus, who really is the audience of the original game? It is a game where you do nothing and watch npcs? Even your average Sony movie-crap title has more gameplay than this, hell, even the Sims is more involved. Antwan was right, their initial game is shit and is more-or-less an impressive tech demo more so than a game.

Edit: The Marvel and Star Wars product placement was cringe.
The problem with Ryan Reynolds is he's a 40s somethings man still LARPing his Van Wilder character in his real life because he's coping though what it appears to be a Gen X'er type mid life crisis. Behaving like he's the "BMOC" (big man on campus) of the world, sleeping with hotties, telling sex/luw jokes, showing of his steroid filled "body", having a thick ego complex & worse of all Doing it all with a straight face/shiting grin to boot.

He fucked up Deadpool due to making him go from "Merch With A Mouth" to "Seth Rogan In A Red Gimp Suit". In the comic Deadpool was at most PG-13 to soft R with his language (Hell, Ass, Damn), making him seen as apeeling & charming with a bit of an adult edge leading more like Rocko's Modern Life style of humor mixed with TMNT. In the film they made him into a totally faggot with all the pop culture references, profanity every few seconds (Looking back, it's tamer than that John Xina "Peacemaker" schlock of a show) unfunny jokes, that awful sex scene which has Reynolds getting pegged up the ass by this "mistress" just everything about the movie was dogshit.

Sorry to vent but he's acting, it's not (enter charcter here) played by Ryan Reynolds. It's Ryan Reynolds playing himself and himself playing the charcter in question. One last note, somebody get Danny Devito to dub over his lines in that Pikachu movie. AI voice or not! COPEIUM!
 
Watched Cruella the other day. Quick thoughts/review.

- This movie felt like it was really long, I thought that it ended at least 3 separate times yet to my surprise there was another act or two.
- It changed it's identity too many times, starting as an orphan come up story, morphing into a Devil Wears Prada wannabe and then finally landing on the villain arc.
- Music and costumes were great.
- Diversity casting for literally no reason but what can you do.

Overall I didn't find it too bad, I think it suffered by attaching itself to the 101 Dalmations/Cruella brand. It had some potential to be a lot more creative and edgy as that time period was pretty cool, I would have loved to see them lean more into the punk thing that they started going for.

On the other hand I tried to watch the Aladdin live action on the same day, had to turn that shit off half way through "One Jump Ahead", awful.
 
Someone pointed out that the animation in the Rescue Rangers trailer is missing the shading element on most of the characters. Look at the the scenes with MC Skat Kat and Roger on the dance floor. There should be at least some shading there to know that those particular shots would have a bit of lighting and shadow on them.
 
The problem with Ryan Reynolds is he's a 40s somethings man still LARPing his Van Wilder character in his real life because he's coping though what it appears to be a Gen X'er type mid life crisis. Behaving like he's the "BMOC" (big man on campus) of the world, sleeping with hotties, telling sex/luw jokes, showing of his steroid filled "body", having a thick ego complex & worse of all Doing it all with a straight face/shiting grin to boot.
The funny part is, his audience is literally Gen Xers that think he is some gift to man kind. Since Deadpool that will eat up anything he makes as he is the actor for their generation. I say this unironically too, my dad has quite literally described him as the actor for his gen.

I thought Deadpool was a fine film, but after that his performance has been getting more irritating. I think part of it is the slow delve into “I am not woke, but here is a woke joke” Schtick. He never harps on it too much, but there is always that cocky woke bs where he screams about women’s rights or gun violence in the middle of his film, even though his films contradict the message. Yes Reynolds, I see that you are a massive feminist and pro-women, I am sure that is why the camera follows Jodie Comer’s ass every time she walks past you in the film. I also understand you are against gun violence even though you play a character who kababs people as a quirky joke. I am not exactly triggered by this, but I roll my eyes every time he does it as you know he is just affirming to the audience that yes, I am a liberal, seeing as his worship cult is Clinton era Xers and woke millennials.

He fucked up Deadpool due to making him go from "Merch With A Mouth" to "Seth Rogan In A Red Gimp Suit". In the comic Deadpool was at most PG-13 to soft R with his language (Hell, Ass, Damn), making him seen as apeeling & charming with a bit of an adult edge leading more like Rocko's Modern Life style of humor mixed with TMNT. In the film they made him into a totally faggot with all the pop culture references, profanity every few seconds (Looking back, it's tamer than that John Xina "Peacemaker" schlock of a show) unfunny jokes, that awful sex scene which has Reynolds getting pegged up the ass by this "mistress" just everything about the movie was dogshit.
I remember hearing about how unfaithful the film was. I will say that Reynolds was not the first though. The Deadpool video game that came out before was already fucking up the character it seems. Deadpool seemed like he was a more tragic character, which would have been a nice change of pace for Marvel, so it is sad we will never see true Deadpool. Also, yeah, the pop culture references were rough at points. It was the usual 80s is the best garbage that holds the Xer audience’s attention. In Free Guy, it just got worse due to the Star Wars and Marvel shilling.
 
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