Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Piggy's next viral tweet needs to include this photo and caption:
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Fun fact, #Ukraine: A humble pineapple like this , when inserted into a Russian T-14 Armata's exhaust pipe, will disable the tank as fast as a $150,000 Javelin missile.

Please do have fun.
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I'm pretty certain we all know where he should insert that pineapple, and it's not his mouth. Enough food has been inserted in that. We can tell because he's fat.

VVV Yes, sideways. Nikki's clumsy pegging has widened things enough that a normal insertion would not even be noticed.
 
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John_Smith said:
Fun fact, #Ukraine: A humble pineapple like this , when inserted into a Russian T-14 Armata's exhaust, will disable the tank as fast as a $150,000 Javelin missile.
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Fun fact, teams of supercomputer experts working in parallel have proved that the absolutely OPTIMAL use for the pineapple in that picture is for Fat Rick Hamlinson to RAM IT UP HIS ASS! SIDEWAYS!
 
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Mr Moonface said:
Breaking news!!! General Fatton has declared the Russia-Ukraine war over.

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Zelensky reportedly fled to Lviv on the first day of the war, and his government keeps tweeting pictures of him in Kiev from several years ago to pretend he's not. If he's not in hiding in Germany now he will be soon.
 
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Does anyone have the text of the book dedication to his daughter? I’m very curious what kind of lunacy he unleashed there.

Refusing multiple arrangements that would have allowed him access to his daughter is the lowest thing he’s ever done, but possibly not the lowest he’ll ever do.
 
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Shaka Brah said:
Zelensky reportedly fled to Lviv on the first day of the war, and his government keeps tweeting pictures of him in Kiev from several years ago to pretend he's not. If he's not in hiding in Germany now he will be soon.
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To be fair that's still an actual war he would be fleeing not like fucking Trudeau going into hiding because the mean truckers are being loud.
 
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REGENDarySumanai said:
It was fucked from the start. Not that fatass would realize that.
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I don't know what's what in the ground, but I do expect a conflict about trying to incorporate a bunch of land with existing infrastructure and people into another country to look a whole lot different than bombing the shit out of everything above ground level. Not that the prize pig of Milwaukee would consider that
 
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Pat says he has super secret sources who are telling him that Putin is finished. Someone asks for details, piggy replies with their follower count.

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For anyone new to the thread, when you see Pat quote tweeting something he's just said, it's because he hopes that it will go viral. The problem is, only his Ls go viral these days.
 
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I must once again defend the great Patrick, for his military prowess is without question as his writing shows, for if the tank and tank crew waste all of their ammo on balloon armed civilians eventually they will have no ammo to fire at military combatants. Truly a man who has the greatness and body of legends like Zapp Brannigan.
 
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