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I think that's what the skyclad sabbaths are for
Real talk if someone in a pagan-y group starts talking about skyclad they're 100% just hoping to see some breasts and that's it. They will then try to claim people aren't 'hardcore enough' or 'real pagans'. It's hilarious and it happens more than you think.
 
Real talk if someone in a pagan-y group starts talking about skyclad they're 100% just hoping to see some breasts and that's it. They will then try to claim people aren't 'hardcore enough' or 'real pagans'. It's hilarious and it happens more than you think.
Funny you mention that. There's a group of pagans, i forget the name, that have female only skyclad sessions together. The leader won't let transwomen in and it's been driving them up a wall, but they suspiciously never ask to participate in any of the other rituals according to the leader of the group.
 
Funny you mention that. There's a group of pagans, i forget the name, that have female only skyclad sessions together. The leader won't let transwomen in and it's been driving them up a wall, but they suspiciously never ask to participate in any of the other rituals according to the leader of the group.
I certainly have heard of people doing it but they usually keep it extremely quiet because you're gonna get the mega-horny and the troons (but that's repetitive). It's to the point if a motherfucker joins a conversation online there's a near certain chance of their stupid asses trying to 'subtly' steer the conversation towards it. Usually instantly outing themselves as a troon while they're at it.
 
“Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.” Exodus 22:18
“But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.” Revelation 21:8 (emphasis mine)
 
Happy Year of the Tiger everyone!
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“Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.” Exodus 22:18
“But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.” Revelation 21:8 (emphasis mine)

Personally, I'd rather be a witch who participates in magic, sorcery, spell work, and other things associated with the Occult who completely rejected Jesus while living my life the way I want as opposed to being a lukewarm Christian who thinks he's serving Jesus while celebrating repackaged Pagan holidays and doing other things that the Bible says not to do. Both types are gonna get fried on judgement day anyway according to that same book.
 
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Personally, I'd rather be a witch who participates in magic, sorcery, spell work, and other things associated with the Occult who completely rejected Jesus while living my life the way I want as opposed to being a lukewarm Christian who thinks he's serving Jesus while celebrating repackaged Pagan holidays and doing other things that the Bible says not to do. Both types are gonna get fried on judgement day anyway according to that same book.
You know that would actually make you better in God's eyes (and believe it or not, puts you above the likes of King Saul in the Bible). Better to be a sinner that is honest than a man who claims to associate with God and does everything that goes against what he stands for.

I'm confused - if Rooster is Rank No.1 then why does everything in the paragraph below it imply that this year is going to be terrible for them?
 
I'm confused - if Rooster is Rank No.1 then why does everything in the paragraph below it imply that this year is going to be terrible for them?
I am also confusion, because this lady says they have the worst luck.


She does actually give some great advice in this one, though:
 
I decided to watch some Grimoire/Book of Shadows/Spell book tours on youtube recently just to see what they've been up to. Anyone else notice they're all suddenly into junk journals and making their "reference book for my work" as horrifically unreadable and disorganized as possible? Just something I noticed happening in the last year, when by comparison they were pretty tidy and organized previously, even if a little ugly because most people are not good designers. Also a good 90% of them come off as so positive they are somewhat unhinged and might actually strangle you in their sleep. All with a smile and good vibes, of course.

Most of them are pretty boring, it's pretty much the same book with different pictures in it, but the exact same pages, but one in particular stood out to me. She had an entire spread about the amazing miracle that blue roses were. She went on about how blue roses prove nothing is impossible. I am unsure where the mysticism from adding food coloring to water so the rose turns blue comes from, but it gave me a chuckle.

Anyway this cracked me up:

PART 1 - Tell person she spiritually chose to be born to an abusive mother who didn't want her because she had bad karma.

PART 2 - Everyone is bullying me and I definitely didn't mean it was your fault despite me saying it was 100% your fault and your choice to be abused. Mechanically read from script about how sorry I am.
 
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Serious historical note: The famous medieval period grimoires were much the same.
This is true. I wonder if those old bastards would have still hand written everything themselves if they had the medieval access to etsy printouts and pinterest boards.

Seriously though it is interesting how they all seem to be "different" types of witches with different practices but seem to be exactly the same. I've even seen a few have the Wiccan rede in the front of their grimoires and during the tour explicitly say they aren't Wiccan when they got to the page, a little defensive.
 
I decided to watch some Grimoire/Book of Shadows/Spell book tours on youtube recently just to see what they've been up to. Anyone else notice they're all suddenly into junk journals and making their "reference book for my work" as horrifically unreadable and disorganized as possible? Just something I noticed happening in the last year, when by comparison they were pretty tidy and organized previously, even if a little ugly because most people are not good designers.
I think the artsy types who picked it up as a "pandemic project" have mostly dropped it, but those who fell in and stayed are no longer as concerned about optics.
Also a good 90% of them come off as so positive they are somewhat unhinged and might actually strangle you in their sleep. All with a smile and good vibes, of course.


I hate this one most:
 

When your higher self patronizes you for trying to be healthier so you can feel and move better, maybe you might be talking to a sloth demon or something instead. I get annoyed too when these people confuse diet culture and actually being healthy. But then again most of them think crumpling up some oregano and lighting a candle will bring them prosperity without needing to do any extra leg work so i mean.

This one made me choke a little when I saw the thumbnail. Smashing nails into pickles to curse someones dick


I also really like when I run into witchtok drama, then can't find where it all originated from or where its connected. I want the details on why everyone hates you please, other than the obvious.


And finally, I love when crazy pagans meet crazy christians. Right now they've been casually losing their minds over Greg Locke accusing his congregation of having secret witches in it.


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I also really like when I run into witchtok drama, then can't find where it all originated from or where its connected. I want the details on why everyone hates you please, other than the obvious.
My guess is that Witchtok is similar to the furry community where everyone lives in a glass house the size of the Taj Mahal and has mountains of dirt on everyone else but yet has absolutely no reservations about lobbing cinderblocks at each other.

EDIT: Spelling. Don't post when you've been awake for 60+ hours folks!
 
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Funny you mention that. There's a group of pagans, i forget the name, that have female only skyclad sessions together. The leader won't let transwomen in and it's been driving them up a wall, but they suspiciously never ask to participate in any of the other rituals according to the leader of the group.
Back in the mid aughts, a Dianic priestess that I can't rember her name, was doing women's workshops at PSG, (and that other women's festival in the flyover states that I can't remember offhand,but might if I saw the name., Dunno if it still even happens anymore.)

(Also this was PSG post-eagle cave in Wi, but not by much, maybe 2nd or 3rd year? Dayam I'm old)

There was a tranny that wanted to go to the workshop, and the Dianic priestess was having NONE of it, because it was some women's rites(tm) workshops on women's mysteries and women's safety. There was a big blowup between the Dianics (which are incredibly martiarchal and VERY sexist, but also very funny, because they have ALWAYS accepted Flaming gay men, particularly the East Coast Dianics that used to be somewhat involved with that silly Salem cosplay/larper "witch" Lori Cabbot, ), and everybody else, and there were two camps arguing about it. Most of the folks just said Let the Lone Tranny in, but the diehard Dianics we're having fucking none of it, it's a women's mysteries workshop, we can't have men in there learning our ways, blaablabla make popcorn.

Eventually the priestess was saying she was gonna pull out over it, all the women who had traveled great distance to see this Dianic and do the workshops were pissed over ppl arguing over a single fucking tranny (a lot of "just let HIM watch it" or something,who cares camp)

The Dianic priestess initially held firm she was going to leave , then all the women be like PLEEEEESE STAYYYYY and she eventually relented because whoever was head bitch of PSG at the time (one of Selena Fox's lackeys, I think, (*also I can do a loooong diatribe and my personal experience back when on Selena but I'll save that for another post) basically said allow trannys or leave the event.

So anyway the Dianic priestess , when literally got her bluff called that she was free to leave and cancell her workshops if she wouldn't allow the tranny, did relent and allowed the tranny and didn't even bring it up when doing her workshops, but later said she had to amend her workshops because a "spy" was allowed in so that essentially the workshop wasn't as good as she had planned and had to alter her lectures or something. Then everybody of the women who attended was butthurt that they didn't get out of it what they had paid and traveled for.

There was definitely some talk about how inclusive paganism was or wasnt , but the tranny menace wasn't as popular a trend as it is now.

In the years since all women's workshops had to allow trannys and vice versa.

This is my personal memories, I used to be "involved" in the metaphysical/pagan circlesof the midwest in my 20s but drifted away from that by age 25 or so. There's multiple reasons for it, but communities change and my friend/band base were good friends with Selena and then were... Not good friends with Selena. It was an interesting time, but pagan communities changed quite a bit because of internet than they were in the 90s.

If any kiwi hasn't read "An open Letter To Selena Fox" it was posted in the late 90s by disgruntled former "followers" or volunteers or whatever and called her/her entourage out on all her shady money stuff and the Mt Horeb land. It is still on the internet of course with a basic Google search. Selena never responded or acted like it existed. the man who wrote it was good friends with another of my friends, they were older and had been in the pagan community for 20 30 yrs so it was a lot of drama that went down as a result of that open letter.

Am phonefag , I could write more later from a laptop but I'll just leave this here for now.
 
"Do what thou wilt" etc?

Popularized by Aleister Crowley (who was no Wiccan but had a lot of influence on all modern occult movements).

He was having a little joke. It was the motto of the "Thelema" monastery in Rabelais' Gargantua and Pantagruel. A parody of the behavior of French aristocrats.
Crowley: "Do as thou wilt shall be the whole of the law."
Wiccans: "Do as thou wilt so long as it harms none."
LaVey: "The first sin is stupidity."
 
Crowley: "Do as thou wilt shall be the whole of the law."
Wiccans: "Do as thou wilt so long as it harms none."
LaVey: "The first sin is stupidity."
The Wiccans aren't doing a good job, they're hurting me spiritually through the astral plane by being so dumb.

"Do what thou wilt" etc?

Popularized by Aleister Crowley (who was no Wiccan but had a lot of influence on all modern occult movements).

He was having a little joke. It was the motto of the "Thelema" monastery in Rabelais' Gargantua and Pantagruel. A parody of the behavior of French aristocrats.
Do you have any other tidbits of jokes/satire that the modern Neopagans take 100% at face value? I find that sort of thing really interesting and have started noticing the amount of things they seem to interpret incorrectly as I go on.

I think my favorite though is how they treat old European gods. Pretty much just Buddy Jesus with a different coat of paint. For such supposedly spiritual people, they sure don't seem to give a shit about the old gods that much.

Also how like 99% of them don't remember the sabbaths, their holy days. Bruh, that's like Christians not knowing when Christmas is.
 
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