Celebrity Azealia Amanda Banks / Azealia Banks / cheapyxousa - Legendary dramacow, rapper from the 212, practicing witch, cat taxidermist, master troll, fights with everyone and everything

Who Will Azealia Banks Feud With Next?

  • Pink

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  • Justin Trudeau

    Votes: 22 10.8%

  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 23 11.3%

  • Tucker Carlson

    Votes: 25 12.3%

  • Candace Owens

    Votes: 55 27.0%

  • A VTuber

    Votes: 53 26.0%

  • Null

    Votes: 70 34.3%
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celebrityskin said:
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No lies detected lmfao
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"These masks are really started to stagnate my spirit, no matter how hard I try I cannot match it to my outfit or whatever I just cannot make it a part of my identity" in the context of a post where she goes on a rant about liberals catering to black people is so LOL and wordplay comedy gold better than most will deliver over the course of their entire life and she just throws it out there on a random instagram story.
 
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Those are fake. She had small breasts some time ago in Playboy. Look it up, it's on search engines
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They are absolutely without a doubt 100% fake and you don't even have to see a before picture.. She got them shortly before this video came out and was clearly very eager to show them off. Look at those balloons and tell me they aint fake.

 
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I love how sometimes she stumbles accidentally into a based take.
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Honestly most of her takes ARE very based, which is part of why the general left hates her so much. Azealia is batshit bipolar crazy but very smart at the same time, and she appeals to a lot of bitchy gays who are conservatives at heart.
 
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A lot of zoomers that like her do so in the same way that they "like" Trisha Paytas. Meaning they'll genuinely laugh at her antics but also take the time to disavow genuine support or amusement from any questionable jokes or actions that could get them "cancelled".

Azealia's thread is an amazing palate cleanser from most of the other cows on the Farms. She's genuinely unpredicatble, hilarious and the beef she gets involved in doesn't really hurt anybody. She's a master baiter. The fact that she's gotten so many celebrities "better known" than her to take the bait when she trolls them is pure fucking genius. Keeps her name in people's mouths. I unironically love this bitch!
 
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A lot of zoomers that like her do so in the same way that they "like" Trisha Paytas. Meaning they'll genuinely laugh at her antics but also take the time to disavow genuine support or amusement from any questionable jokes or actions that could get them "cancelled".

Azealia's thread is an amazing palate cleanser from most of the other cows on the Farms. She's genuinely unpredicatble, hilarious and the beef she gets involved in doesn't really hurt anybody. She's a master baiter. The fact that she's gotten so many celebrities "better known" than her to take the bait when she trolls them is pure fucking genius. Keeps her name in people's mouths. I unironically love this bitch!
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AB has successfully integrated both cow and farmer into a single 5'2 frame. I truly believe that she is 25 years ahead of her time
 
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I hope Azealia graces us with her thoughts on Elon and Grimes having a second child - through a surrogate no less.
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"Grimes accidentally reveals she and Elon Musk welcomed a secret second child via surrogate" via https://archive.ph/EpGnp

Elon Musk and Grimes welcomed a secret second baby via surrogate in December, singer Grimes revealed in a Vanity Fair profile published Thursday. Their new addition is a girl: Exa Dark Sideræl Musk, or "Y" for short.

The birth of the Tesla CEO and singer's first child was well-documented: X Æ A-XII, born May 4, 2020. His highly-publicized birth and unique name made the then-family of three a frequent topic of discussion.

It came as a shock when Grimes accidentally broke the news of their second child – thanks to the baby crying upstairs as she welcomed a Vanity Fair reporter into her home for an interview. Writer Devin Gordon detailed hearing something "vaguely like a lone cry from an infant upstairs," though Grimes had already said baby X was with his dad.

Singer Grimes and her SpaceX and Tesla mastermind boyfriend Elon Musk welcomed their second child together via surrogate in December 2021.

"I think I notice Grimes wince, but I say nothing and move on," Gordon writes. "Could be anything."

But the cries continued: "I can tell by the frozen look on my host’s face that she heard it too. So I brace myself to ask the strangest question of my career: 'Do you have another baby in your life, Grimes?' Her body clenches and she looks away," Gordon adds.

"I’m not at liberty to speak on these things,” Grimes replied, before adding: "Whatever is going on with family stuff, I just feel like kids need to stay out of it, and X is just out there. I mean, I think E is really seeing him as a protégé and bringing him to everything and stuff. … X is out there. His situation is like that. But, yeah, I don’t know."

After rambling, the truth finally came out: "She’s a little colicky too," Grimes added, before laughing and covering her face. "I don’t know. I don’t know what I was thinking."

The singer later confirmed the baby was born in December via surrogate, and that the family of four now lives in Austin, where much of Musk's business is conducted. USA TODAY has reached out to representatives for Grimes and Musk for further comment.

"Exa is a reference to the supercomputing term exaFLOPS (the ability to perform one quintillion floating-point operations per second)," Gordon explained. Dark is “the unknown. People fear it but truly it’s the absence of photons. Dark matter is the beautiful mystery of our universe,” Grimes told Vanity Fair. She texted Gordon a voice memo with the pronunciation of Sideræl—“sigh-deer-ee-el” — both a nod to her favorite "Lord of the Rings" character, Galadriel, and described as “a more elven” spelling of sidereal, "the true time of the universe, star time, deep space time, not our relative earth time."

Grimes says her daughter's life will err on the private side. "The best situation here is me training the girl and (Musk) training the boy."

In September, Musk told the New York Post that he and Grimes "are semi-separated but still love each other, see each other frequently and are on great terms." The two would continue to co-parent their 1-year-old son, X Æ A-XII, Musk told the publication.

Now, Grimes says things are complicated, but she's happy.

“There’s no real word for it,” she said. “I would probably refer to him as my boyfriend, but we’re very fluid. We live in separate houses. We’re best friends. We see each other all the time. … We just have our own thing going on, and I don’t expect other people to understand it. … This is the best it’s ever been. ... We just need to be free."

And the two plan on having more children: "We’ve always wanted at least three or four," Grimes added.
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