Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

[Penis Drager]

Any of you guys notice how Russia is like the Joker and Ukraine is Batman?

 

[Meat Target]

Any of you guys notice how Russia is like the Joker and Ukraine is Batman?

Russia is Pagliacci.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Any of you guys notice how Russia is like the Joker and Ukraine is Batman?

The US is Catwoman

 

[Gay_nig_from_outer_space]

You are mixing up Soviet Union and Russia, WWII wasn't all Russians fighting and Russians isn't an ethnicity. You could be slinty eyed Yakut or Buryat and still be Russian.

Before Peter I, "russia" was called Kingdom of Muscovia and when Ukraine was a nation Moscow as a settlement did not even exist.

Yeah I know, I'm saying that this is the view of Russian neo-nazis, not exactly very smart people.

 

[Vindeo]

Well its defiantly going to be bad in the short term. However that leaked Russian propaganda article made it clear they are moving towards a "Multipolar world" and intend to decouple from the West and its institutions. Most likely China, India, and others are working on backroom deals with Russia as we shitpost here, while they do pubic displays of condemnation and leveling show-sanctions that won't amount to much.

Both Russia's government and the population is used to sanctions and a bad economy. The population knows how to survival and tolerate economic collapses like this. The frenzied NPC propaganda and response only enforces Russia's own propaganda its aiming at its own people. But the oligarchs are not going to be pleased they can't go to NBA games or shop at Tiffany's anymore, and they can really start some shit if Putin's grip is not firm enough.

The real loser here is Germany and Europe, who aren't going to get easy natural gas and other resources. Anyone who invested in the Nord 2 pipeline just got 0% return on their investment, effectively burning piles of billions of dollars on fire for a useless steel tube.

multipolar world. will be interesting to see how that turns out. although i can’t really see china and india working together on that considering how much they despise each other.

 

[Muttnik]

The US is Catwoman

Because we're pussies?

 

[The Best Pet Reptile?]

Any of you guys notice how Russia is like the Joker and Ukraine is Batman?

Maybe if you make this post 50 more times it'll become funny.

 

[draggs]

Really? Maybe they should try shooting them at Russian tanks.

They blow up infantry just fine tho, they're not a discriminatory rocket

 

[Trust Me I Know]

You're all wrong. Ukraine is like Byuu, and Russia is Kiwi Farms.

 

[Penis Drager]

Putin is literally Hitler and Ukraine is Captain America. Anyone else see that?

 

[JambledUpWords]

Because we're pussies?

Because we play both sides to make profit. Catwoman was in a relationship with both Joker and Batman at some points in the series

 

[Radical Cadre]

View attachment 3026304

Ew no I'm not some nasty Ukrainian.

 

[Sammich]

many people are saying this is gonna be worse than the 90’s for Russia. can anyone with a firm understanding of economics in this thread elaborate? economics isn’t really my strong suit but twitter is ofc hyping it up like it’s going to be really really bad.

The Swift cutting them off puts it in pretty uncharted terrority. I think the norks are, but i can't think of any other country that is.
Russia has A LOT of oil/nat gas.. That will keep them from really suffering I think. It's gonna suck for a bit, but I don't think it's much worse than what's happened to them in the past with sanctions and stuff. Might push them towards an alliance with china/india though, and that is more troublesome for the united states/the west that it is for them.

Now let me be clear, i am some random braindead faggot on the internet with zero background in any of this, but it's just my take.

 

[дядя Боря]

I don't object to it personally, I just find it foolishly ironic that a person of the Slavic races would idolize a regime that believed them to be racially inferior and in fact favored their extermination.

A version of black sun is an ancient slav symbol with a lot of meaning.

The problem is that some people see something they may not quiet understand and immedeately make shitload of assumptions.

In terms of extermination you are also wrong. Nazis rolled in offering autonomy to many places who were under commie occupation and lived through purges. Ngl, a lot of people thought Nazis were liberating them like a lot of people thought that Soviet Red army were liberators before they started to gang rape germans.

My family lived through both commie and Nazi occupations. Commies were drunk idiots who shot anyone at will. Nazis were not picknick, but if you were not joo and was productive doing your shit they left you alone.

 

[A Logging Company]

multipolar world. will be interesting to see how that turns out. although i can’t really see china and india working together on that considering how much they despise each other.

I meant each are probably craving out deals with Russia, independent of each other.

 

[Penis Drager]

Maybe if you make this post 50 more times it'll become funny.

We'll see if it works.
I'm like the flash and you're basically Black Flash.

 

[IKOL]

Gotta love people who repost articles like this as if they were serious:

Russia Claims Ukrainian Border Inexplicably Jumped Over Its Paratroopers

MOSCOW – In a surprising concession, the Kremlin announced Thursday that soldiers captured in Ukraine earlier this week were indeed from the elite First Airborne Division of the Russian Air-Landing Forces (VDV), but it was due to the Ukrainian border inexplicably jumping over them "out of...

www.duffelblog.com

And some fun for you:

View attachment 3026405

B-but we don't use volvo 740, we use Tavria!

 

[Richardface]

A version of black sun is an ancient slav symbol with a lot of meaning.

The problem is that some people see something they may not quiet understand and immedeately make shitload of assumptions.

In terms of extermination you are also wrong. Nazis rolled in offering autonomy to many places who were under commie occupation and lived through purges. Ngl, a lot of people thought Nazis were liberating them like a lot of people thought that Soviet Red army were liberators before they started to gang rape germans.

My family lived through both commie and Nazi occupations. Commies were drunk idiots who shot anyone at will. Nazis were not picknick, but if you were not joo and was productive doing your shit they left you alone.

Norm Macdonald On The 4/20 Origins Of Adolf Hitler

We're getting sick of these kind of characters.

www.youtube.com

 

[The Other Baldwin]

I watched the nightly news tonight (NBC) because...well, I have been here all day, and I wanted to see what bat signals were getting sent out to the mush-mouthed smooth brained leftists that still watch this legacy trash...and I was up for the punishment.

They opened with a piece on The Hero Of The Ukraine, Zelensky. Rightly, they pointed out that he is a jew, an actor, a comedian, and also 'an hero.' Got that? A hero. They fawned over him for about 3 minutes with no actual substance. Just buzzwords, snapshots, and oh did you know he had a hit TV show? It was a comedy. Who knew that lowly actor comedian would ever become President! But you know what...he pulled himself up by his bootstraps, and left that lowly highest paid job in Ukraine, and he did it! He won the presidency in the super Democratic and totally not corrupt Ukraine! What a guy! Are you on board yet?! Get on board with our totally not installed by the CIA and western corrupt governments!

Right there I knew what they are doing with this guy. They are selling him to the Reddit crowd. Reddit does love it some comedy. They love them some heroes. But you know what they really love? COMEDY HEROES. Unfuckingbelievable. Nothing about his policy or anything related to who this guy actually is. Nothing relatable to normal humans who don't live on Netflix and Reddit. Just platitudes and stupidity to cow the morons into following the actor comedian turned President to the gates of hell. I still don't know if this guy has kids, religion, or anything resembling....anything human.

It was laughably bad propaganda. I promptly shut it off when they switched to a segment on "long covid" and some fat bitch with a kid (no husband, of course) whining about how she couldn't get benefits, because you know, she is fat and long Covid, and muh gibs bullshit.

I now have to go drink a gallon of bleach and stick my head in the microwave. But I did it all for you guys.

 

[Michael Jacks0n]

GUYS, GUYS!
Russia is like the giants from Attack on Titan and Ukraine is like One Punch Man!

BREAKING NEWS!
Anonymous sources tell me Russia is literally Voldemort and Ukraine is Harry Potter!

Holy shit, guys!
Ukraine is just like the Power Puff Girls and Russia is like that transgender lobster thing!

Alright, dude, I'll bite: here's a copypasta I keep seeing on /pol/: