Prison Letters Chris and Kengle Prison Letter Megathread

[Yaks]

If David Hahn as a boyscout can build a nuclear fusion reactor secretly in his backyard shed, then I believe in crayola model magic and a little lesbian female soul powers.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Already posted.

 

[Stupidface]

Did we do this letter from Jan 4th yet? It's apparently 12 pages long.

Not a Kengle letter, so was brought up here.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Not a Kengle letter, so was brought up here.

Gotcha. I get confused where all the letters get posted.

 

[You Dun Boof’ed]

Another Kengle letter…

 

[cwcvillemayoress]

Another Kengle letter…

Chris is officially sperging out to go home.

 

[Ophelia]

Another Kengle letter…

Get Me Home, Get Me Home Right Now, Please!

It sounds like the cope is losing its efficacy. Do your time, Chris.

Is he quoting a song? Some of those lines seem familiar. I can see he’s trying and failing to write one.

(For anyone about to proclaim Chris has officially lost his mind completely: copying the Bible and mixing it up with pop songs and hippy shit is going to sound nuts no matter who does it)

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

Another Kengle letter…

this probably confirms that he did not have a happy Christian Love Day in lockup, even if this is from January.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

So why is "Honor Roll" writing 2022 with a backwards 2?

(also he likely thought something special was going to happen on 2/22/2022)

 

[I swear she's 18]

Another Kengle letter…

(from his "demands how he adds please at the end) I always found it humorous that whenever Chris is talking. No matter what the subject he will always end it with niceties. It could the most scathing, wrathful letter wishing death and misfortune to someone. But he ends it with "Thank you and have a good day. Peace to everyone; death to the trolls XOXO -CWC ;3 "

It does seem like he is losing faith in his fantasy world with how desperate sounding it is. Can't recall who it is but I agree that Chris actually doesn't believe in the merge. It's merely a coping mechanism. I'm just curious what happens when he can't retreat into CWCville.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

It does seem like he is losing faith in his fantasy world with how desperate sounding it is.

His handwriting definitely is getting a lot more disjointed and "aggressive" compared with his early letters. It isn't like he doesn't have time on his hands but I think you're right in that the mask is starting to slip off his greasy forehead.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

So why is "Honor Roll" writing 2022 with a backwards 2?

Maybe it's not a backwards 2, but a 5, and a seventy year old Chris sent a letter back in time to beg us to help free him. If he's still in the slammer thirty years from now he must have been found guilty of a pretty serious crime. Maybe they upgraded his charge from misdemeanor incest to felony rape.

 

[Glowie]

Kengle had sent a response letter to the Merlin letter. Here he mostly talks about how problematic it is to share the letter while attempting to conceal certain parts of the letter. He also brings up the Son-Chu crash among other forbidden letters.

Spoiler: The Letter

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Spoiler: Transcript

Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt

Address Redacted

Hi Christine I got both letters

I believe there were two letters in question. One of them was uploaded by mistake. The other was not. Only the envelope and one line was uploaded. As for Barbara, yes I did publicly mention about her car accident and injuries. It is an important part of Christory. What happened is when you write on both sides of the paper, the writing on the other side sort of bleeds through. But did I upload the entire contents of that letter? No I did not.

As for the present letter, I only uploaded the part you wrote in blue in is what I thought you meant. I tried to white out some of the bleed thr the other side.

Regarding your fans and followers, who am I supposed to talk to so he keep daily tabs on Barbara

Facebook? During the time I was friends with you on Facebook a while your friends list was hidden from me. I was never in your "inside circle'

Kiwifarms? I don't have any power on Kiwifarms. I was never in any ki position let alone in Null's inner circle. The KF accounts are anonymous for obvious security reasons.

Onionfarms? Most of these people are from the Kiwifarms. I don't know people personally on Onionfarms. For safety reasons, the accounts are anonymous.

Yours Truly? I am over 450 miles from Ruckersville.

Donations en masse to Barbara are not going to happen. I don't have a to command that. This just isn't realistic.

At any rate it is not necessary to make a plea for this. Barbara is now being cared for by relatives and they have taken care of managing her finances.

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>Donations for Barb.
Read: Money for Chris to steal/inherit once he is out of jail. That is only reason Chris would ask for a fundraiser, he benefits off it somehow and this isn't a a expection to that rule.

Likely Cole being a vulture he is would swoop in first, granted if bank doesn't take in what is owed first

 

[I swear she's 18]

Likely Cole being a vulture he is would swoop in first, granted if bank doesn't take in what is owed first

Personally, I don't think Cole is going to take any part of this. He's spent all his adult life distancing and disowning Barb. He wants nothing to do with her, even if it is free money.

 

[Guinan's hats]

Get Chris outta this jail

NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW

 

[Smleman303]

His handwriting definitely is getting a lot more disjointed and "aggressive" compared with his early letters. It isn't like he doesn't have time on his hands but I think you're right in that the mask is starting to slip off his greasy forehead.

I keep seeing the odd person think Chris could still go home, could it be that reality dawned on Chris that it ain't happening?

 

[Raiken]

I keep seeing the odd person think Chris could still go home, could it be that reality dawned on Chris that it ain't happening?

If he by some miracle goes home after a year things won't be the same. Remember: he is known as the real life mother fucker, guilty or not.

 

[Clownery]

I keep seeing the odd person think Chris could still go home, could it be that reality dawned on Chris that it ain't happening?

Seems like it. Literal mother fucker sounds desperate.

The biggest meltdown in history is happening I can feel it.

Can't recall who it is but I agree that Chris actually doesn't believe in the merge. It's merely a coping mechanism.

Yeah. Chris "believes" in the merge the same way a 6 year old "believes" hes Spiderman.

No matter how deep they get into their playtime they always know its just pretend.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Golly, it looks like Chris is getting tired of playing solitaire.

 

[Smleman303]

If he by some miracle goes home after a year things won't be the same. Remember: he is Know as the real life mother fucker, guilty or not.

He's already seen as a nuisance in Greene county, now he's a full blown pariah... That can't end well.