Dr. Henry Armitage
Head librarian at Miskatonic University Mark 8:36
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- May 9, 2016
Lets quit pussyfooting around. We all know this is where Taylor Swift and her coalition of Mexican gangbangers and prostitutes come to coordinate to ruin Russell's life. We provide recon and she pays the bills. We've bribed judges, lawyers, and politicians all with the sole goal of destroying the life of Russell Greer. We must not let him make it in the biz. Lest he become the greatest musician ever to live. Disclaimer: Russ if you or your lawyers are reading this, it is a joke. We are autistic, but we are not the autistic Illuminati.Ah yes, the international prostitute subforum of kiwi farms, where targeted harassment from ladies of the night can be ordered up like a cup of coffee. That's the super DUPER secret inner circle, where the women are robust, the men are pink-cheeked, the newfags are pink-cheeked and robust, and the smiles are free don't ya know.
It's hard not to crack a smile remembering that this is how Russell's fucked up, stupid, oxygen-deprived brain works. I reject the idea that he was dropped on his head as a baby. I think he was thrown. Repeatedly. He seriously thinks there's some international conglomerate of kiwi agents out there on alert for how to fuck with cows and put that on a fucking legal document lmfao
The whole idea is patently absurd, of course. Haha, the very notion...
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