Lolcow Teddy Boy Greg

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This guy exists in an odd gray area. He's too obviously crazy to be a pure troll, and too aggressive to be a true LOLcow.

Apparently he's a former junkie, which would explain his chain-smoking, his lowlife persona, and his towering self-righteousness.
 
So he's a doughy tryhard. He'll eventually mess with the wrong person.

Giving him the attention and anger he wants seems counterproductive.
 
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There used to be a huge thread about him on B9, it was awesome: he showed up, started to leave angry voice messages to various people, even his sister showed up and gave some inside info. Sadly it seems to have been deleted.
 
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What the heck is that picture?!? It's Palmer Scott, Michael Q. Schmidt and the lady who plays Carol Krabitt!
 

It's from a tv pilot he's starring in.
 
Wow, no one has posted on thread in over 6 years. I got bored and fell down a Teddy Boy Greg well. He became a Putin fan boy, moved to Russia, and opened a barber shop in Moscow. He claims to be a "master barber" and holds clinics rallies and conventions. I really can't tell if they think he's great or they are pointing and laughing behind his back, but he's made a ton of appearances on Russian TV. He appears to be only active on Instagram. There are a bunch of accounts, but this is the one that is currently active and he's still pretty racist and still gross.
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Translation: Political activist, former American, founder of a barbershop and business owner! Living in Russia, I will never return to the USA
He says he gives all veterans of the "Great Patriotic War" free haircuts. While giving a 96 year old a cut he told the man that veterans of the war get free cuts. Greg claims the man faked mental illness to get out of serving and Greg said he threw him out of his shop.

Here Greg said a member of the US Consulate came in to get a cut. Greg claims that when he found out where he worked he kicked the diplomat out.


He posts non stop on Instagram and I sure some digging may revive this thread a bit.

I'm pretty sure you're a shit bag when RT takes down a story on you and apologizes.
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There used to be a huge thread about him on B9, it was awesome: he showed up, started to leave angry voice messages to various people, even his sister showed up and gave some inside info. Sadly it seems to have been deleted.
Greg was B9’s personal punching bag for what felt like years. There are a couple of B9-like offshoot forums, like this one, where people have discussed his past antics and legal threats. Unfortunately, there’s nothing substantial.

He appears to be only active on Instagram.
He started appearing on my Instagram Explore page about a year ago. Greg had long been a personal cow for some friends and me, so I kept tabs on him for a brief while. At that time, he was spazzing out about how incredible Russian women are, how terrible American women were, and how he had embarked on his own version of a trad wife love quest.

He says he gives all veterans of the "Great Patriotic War" free haircuts.
He also helped a veteran of the “Great Patriotic War” publish a biography. He’s gone all-in on this shit.

He posts non stop on Instagram and I sure some digging may revive this thread a bit.

I'm pretty sure you're a shit bag when RT takes down a story on you and apologizes.
There seems to be a fair amount of Greg content still online. A cursory search reveals all sorts of screenshots and side discussions concerning him. And if the unverified, hearsay stuff isn’t your thing, there’s always the milk he produces for outlets like Big Moscow and Open Talk Russia.


“I was gonna move to Sweden originally; I applied there, but they had a refugee crisis, and things got backed up for a couple of years. And then they told me, ‘Oh, you couldn’t speak the Swedish language, and barbering isn’t a viable trade,’ so they turned me down.” :story:

Fuck Mike Simpson!
 
Greg was B9’s personal punching bag for what felt like years. There are a couple of B9-like offshoot forums, like this one, where people have discussed his past antics and legal threats. Unfortunately, there’s nothing substantial.


He started appearing on my Instagram Explore page about a year ago. Greg had long been a personal cow for some friends and me, so I kept tabs on him for a brief while. At that time, he was spazzing out about how incredible Russian women are, how terrible American women were, and how he had embarked on his own version of a trad wife love quest.


He also helped a veteran of the “Great Patriotic War” publish a biography. He’s gone all-in on this shit.


There seems to be a fair amount of Greg content still online. A cursory search reveals all sorts of screenshots and side discussions concerning him. And if the unverified, hearsay stuff isn’t your thing, there’s always the milk he produces for outlets like Big Moscow and Open Talk Russia.


“I was gonna move to Sweden originally; I applied there, but they had a refugee crisis, and things got backed up for a couple of years. And then they told me, ‘Oh, you couldn’t speak the Swedish language, and barbering isn’t a viable trade,’ so they turned me down.” :story:

Fuck Mike Simpson!
He's been profiled a lot on Russian media. Is he a joke like he was here?

He claims that there will not be another America themed barber shop unless it's through him.

He knows people....
 
yooo I remember the B9 threads, i totally forget how I found out about this dude originally (maybe some kinda "bad tattoos" post somewhere) but looking into him brought me to B9 back then

I'm surprised Teddy Boy Greg doesn't have a well-attended thread yet, I haven't checked in on him in ages and now i'm motivated to revisit him for the good of the farms

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I like this dude. He seems to be doing well in Russia. He must be or else I don't know how he can keep his shop open. He has some guy working for him that goes by Shaga Barber on instagram who people seem to love - though he never ever seems to mention Teddy or his rock and roll barbershop.
He must have either some crazy luck or great business acumen to keep a business running despite being seemingly mentally insane.
 
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Thought I'd check in with Greg's Instagram and see how he's reacting to the Ukraine invasion.
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I knew Greg’s fat titty-nipples would be oozing that sweet, delicious milk. He still maintains multiple accounts, but this one, which I can’t confirm is his, carries the most on-brand username.

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I managed to find a few of the old Greg pictures from the Bridge 9 days, like the photoshop of his head on his tiny cock.

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