DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Broomer]

Is there a running list of everything that was supposed to save his channel? Just in the last year I remember the gta trilogy, the new Xbox, flight simulator, gamepass, halo were all hyped up and were going to save his career.

This whole "strategy", [...], is so hilariously stupid. There hasn't been one single new game or product released [...] he just expects some random game developer is going to do all the work and save him.

I've not seen a running tally of piggy's claims on what's going to save him/the channel. (searching pigpiggo with proper terminology would most likely give you enough knowledge)

I don't think piggy expects "some random game developer" to save his ass, he is literally delusional enough to not understand why "people just don't come in hordes to watch his "chill gameplay session" of this brand new, VERY hyped game"... (him being boring, exluding people from joining the chat for 24 hours and so on "has nothing to do with people not joining, if those little things means you won't join, well, then; Fuck you AND your mother, no REALLY! FUCK YOU AND YOUR MOTHER!!!!". (sound good? Ok, then, fair enough!)

Understanding piggy can not be done by using the basic logic of understanding a person...

 

[tzgnilki]

Gaben has been personally delivering Steam Decks in the Seattle area. If only Piggy still liked video games, now that would be a story to tell for the “podcast”. Hell, Gabe could have been his first guest!

someone in his chat mentioned Gaben one day and he had no idea who that was, a Derich had to google it for him

 

[Sup3r]

Also, about the input lag: I've read that ER does have some input lag on the PS5 and that its a lot better if you plug the controller in. It's also possible that Phil is playing his games through OBS and the input lag is due to his being a dumbass. Or he could just be making it up of course.

He's making it all up. Think about how many times he's struggled in the past and never mentioned input lag. He's getting so desperate to find something, anything, to avoid admitting that he just isn't good at games. The only people autistic enough to notice input lag are people who actually play competitively.

 

[SocietyLiver1488]

someone in his chat mentioned Gaben one day and he had no idea who that was, a Derich had to google it for him

He's a busy professional gamer he doesn't have time to know anything about his job

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

So Phil keeps japping about competitive play in fighting games and how mahdern fighting games online is broken as shit as competitive games, and he is speaking with the authority as a pro player.

When was the last time he actually played competitively?

We all know he is full of shit even those of us that aren't into fighting games, but it must have been years since he did what he preaches about and I'm guessing that the genre has moved on since his baby SF2 Turbo.

 

[DukeMorty]

The thing is most if not all the Souls games have input lag when it comes to the dodge function. So with all the experience this idiot has with those games he should know that element was going to be in a game created by the same company and director.

All because the game isn't called Dark Souls 4 doesn't mean they won't use the same mechanics from their previous games. Hell you can tell from the trailer that this game was going to have the same mechanics as previous Souls games and there was a beta that would tell you this as well. Plus, he has been playing the game for hours and he is just realizing that there is a lag with the dodge. I am sorry but when you play a game you adapt to the games mechanics, the game doesn't adapt to your preferences.

This proves that Phil's ego cannot take the pressure from a video game having a minor inconvenience. But I am not surprised since this is a manchild that gets offended when people called him autistic when he put on a sonic hat and when they criticized him for saying the word golf differently.

Phil you pathetic loser, stop crying about a game using a function that previous games in the series used and just adapt to the input lag which is minor and that you can easily overcome. I play this game and I realized to time dodges appropriately and to read enemy attacks. At least you admit to rage quitting but I bet you will retcon that in no time.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

He's a busy professional gamer he doesn't have time to know anything about his job

Has me wondering how knowledge of Troy Baker came onto his radar, if he somehow managed to never come across any indication of Gabe Newell's existence. I mean someone like Nolan Bushnell, I could understand, but the head of VALVE? How do you miss that? You have to be paying absolutely so little attention that the only thing that leaves an imprint is when they trigger your childish psychological issues. Is that what Baker did? Dunk on Phil?

Just more evidence that Phil wasn't much of a gamer back in the 90's, if he even was one at all. I'm doubtful that he touched anything until the early 2000's. There is just too much he doesn't know.

When was the last time he actually played competitively?

Even if we believe Phil's claims, that's still over a decade ago, which is way too far back for anyone to be asserting any authority in commenting on fighting games today. Let alone the jackass who can't do a left-facing DP because his inputs are obviously sloppy and he has no idea.

 

[Pargon]

Has me wondering how knowledge of Troy Baker came onto his radar, if he somehow managed to never come across any indication of Gabe Newell's existence. I mean someone like Nolan Bushnell, I could understand, but the head of VALVE? How do you miss that? You have to be paying absolutely so little attention that the only thing that leaves an imprint is when they trigger your childish psychological issues. Is that what Baker did? Dunk on Phil?

Just more evidence that Phil wasn't much of a gamer back in the 90's, if he even was one at all. I'm doubtful that he touched anything until the early 2000's. There is just too much he doesn't know.

Even if we believe Phil's claims, that's still over a decade ago, which is way too far back for anyone to be asserting any authority in commenting on fighting games today. Let alone the jackass who can't do a left-facing DP because his inputs are obviously sloppy and he has no idea.

Every time Phil has ever touched a Valve product he has made it immediately clear how out of touch he is with their games. He didn’t know about crouch jumping and when people tried to explain it to him he acted like they were trying to troll him. His playthrough of Portal was full of stale as fuck memes. He had no knowledge whatsoever of TF2 matchups. He rarely if ever even purchases a game off Steam. He’s completely fucking clueless about the history and culture of gaming, which would be fine were it not for the fact that he attempts to portray himself as some kind of authority rather than a lazy fuckwit who can’t be buggered to read an article or two once in a while.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Has me wondering how knowledge of Troy Baker came onto his radar, if he somehow managed to never come across any indication of Gabe Newell's existence. I mean someone like Nolan Bushnell, I could understand, but the head of VALVE? How do you miss that? You have to be paying absolutely so little attention that the only thing that leaves an imprint is when they trigger your childish psychological issues. Is that what Baker did? Dunk on Phil?

Just more evidence that Phil wasn't much of a gamer back in the 90's, if he even was one at all. I'm doubtful that he touched anything until the early 2000's. There is just too much he doesn't know.

Even if we believe Phil's claims, that's still over a decade ago, which is way too far back for anyone to be asserting any authority in commenting on fighting games today. Let alone the jackass who can't do a left-facing DP because his inputs are obviously sloppy and he has no idea.

Dude...................he's got a fucking mall trophy! Stop being a hatorz!

 

[BeatboxBill]

Phil's latest Tweets:


Sharing a boring clip:


Phil's new streaming schedules:



Link for Tweets:

https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1498359214158200833?t=RH3M35BvFyD75whOGd6tmg&s=19

https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1498183359159169026?t=-7r3FXJrv81frcdNCBeqqw&s=19

Link to his shitty stream:

https://youtu.be/08p2z_81edY

(I'll come back and add archived links)

 

[Sup3r]

So Phil keeps japping about competitive play in fighting games and how mahdern fighting games online is broken at shit as competitive games, and he is speaking with the authority as a pro player.

When was the last time he actually played competitively?

We all know he is full of shit even those of us that aren't into fighting games, but it must have been years since he did what he preaches about and I'm guessing that the genre has moved on since his baby SF2 Turbo.

The last confirmed tournament appearance from Phil was evo east 2007, however it appears that he was "involved" with the community up until 2011, though mainly as a personality.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

Every time Phil has ever touched a Valve product he has made it immediately clear how out of touch he is with their games. He didn’t know about crouch jumping and when people tried to explain it to him he acted like they were trying to troll him. His playthrough of Portal was full of stale as fuck memes. He had no knowledge whatsoever of TF2 matchups. He rarely if ever even purchases a game off Steam. He’s completely fucking clueless about the history and culture of gaming, which would be fine were it not for the fact that he attempts to portray himself as some kind of authority rather than a lazy fuckwit who can’t be buggered to read an article or two once in a while.

I'm reminded of how he acted on the forums for one of his previous mobile game addictions, how he used to talk about such-and-such technique that was common knowledge as if he had discovered something, and would learn nothing when told he was late to the party.

That's what he always does, because what he cares about isn't the thing, it's for feeling superior.

Phil's latest Tweets:
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Sharing a boring clip:
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Phil's new streaming schedules:
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Link for Tweets:

https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1498359214158200833?t=RH3M35BvFyD75whOGd6tmg&s=19

https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1498183359159169026?t=-7r3FXJrv81frcdNCBeqqw&s=19

Link to his shitty stream:

https://youtu.be/08p2z_81edY

(I'll come back and add archived links)

It occurs to me that it's quite telling how Phil absolutely will not attempt to ever be streaming actual gameplay before fucking noon, but 6:45 is considered a "late" stream, when his tweeting proves that he's going to be up until early morning the following day.

Gee, I wonder why that could possibly fucking be...

The last confirmed tournament appearance from Phil was evo east 2007, however it appears that he was "involved" with the community up until 2011, though mainly as a personality.

I would rather see him play than try to entertain people with his idea of a "personality". At least then I can enjoy him getting his ass kicked virtually.

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

Wheelchairs in chat: "Phil, can you do members only streams?"
Phil: "No! Because no one will watch it!"

So, the scheme is this: give him money! What do you get? Emotes! A members only Discord? Members only streams? Members only chat? Members only SF nights? Noooo! Phil works 6 days a week and only gets 1 day to spend it with soulmaid, damn it! How dare you ask for things! Just give him money and what do you get in return? Uh, emotes! Cool, right? No! Well, fuck you, then! This is a crowdfunding event, stupid! God, people are so fucking dumb!

Hi. Phil!

 

[Iron Hamster]

Wheelchairs in chat: "Phil, can you do members only streams?"
Phil: "No! Because no one will watch it!"

So, the scheme is this: give him money! What do you get? Emotes! A members only Discord? Members only streams? Members only chat? Members only SF nights? Noooo! Phil works 6 days a week and only gets 1 day to spend it with soulmaid, damn it! How dare you ask for things! Just give him money and what do you get in return? Uh, emotes! Cool, right? No! Well, fuck you, then! This is a crowdfunding event, stupid! God, people are so fucking dumb!

Hi. Phil!

I'm curious at what TOS he thinks he'll violate with his alleged idea for membership rewards.

 

[BeatboxBill]

It occurs to me that it's quite telling how Phil absolutely will not attempt to ever be streaming actual gameplay before fucking noon, but 6:45 is considered a "late" stream, when his tweeting proves that he's going to be up until early morning the following day.

Exactly! He's just too fucking lazy to serve his viewers.

 

[NaggotFigger]

I'm curious at what TOS he thinks he'll violate with his alleged idea for membership rewards.

Any TOS that are easily violated. If he ever broke one TOS, he'll pretend if he never did that and go on with his schedules like nothing.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Any TOS that are easily violated. If he ever broke one TOS, he'll pretend if he never did that and go on with his schedules like nothing.

But it can't be anything that any other streamer that actually does things for the paying customer has done.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

Wheelchairs in chat: "Phil, can you do members only streams?"
Phil: "No! Because no one will watch it!"

I'll never stop enjoying that the retards are never going to stop pestering him about that, and Phil is never going to stop pigsplaining his way out of it even though that clearly isn't enough to shut the retards up.

I'm like "Dude, just get it over with and yell at them that you don't want to play games with a pack of paste-eaters like them." The moment where he slips and crosses a line is inevitable, and the more he tries to put it off, the worse it's going to be when he finally erupts.

I'm curious at what TOS he thinks he'll violate with his alleged idea for membership rewards.

I hadn't considered that, on account of the fact that Phil constantly fucks himself by not considering it either. I mean if he ever worried about such matters, why did he violate the 24 hour exclusivity rule for YEARS?

Not to mention, memberships aren't supposed to be crowd-funding according to YT itself, so Phil is already violating the ToS by giving people nothing.

Exactly! He's just too fucking lazy to serve his viewers.

I just find it very telling that his streaming time absolutely has to be limited to after the morning and before the actual evening. Would be one thing if Phil were early to bed, early to rise, but he has so many hours before and after his streaming shifts that it makes no sense for said shifts to be eternally immovable. Especially since his activity makes it obvious that he isn't spending that time doing chores, cooking, going anywhere, or being close to his wife. Phil has no legit excuse for his schedule.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I hadn't considered that, on account of the fact that Phil constantly fucks himself by not considering it either. I mean if he ever worried about such matters, why did he violate the 24 hour exclusivity rule for YEARS?

Not to mention, memberships aren't supposed to be crowd-funding according to YT itself, so Phil is already violating the ToS by giving people nothing.

I mean........I know the whole thing is bullshit so he doesn't have to think of giving back but, he should have been called out on it.

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

Phil's latest Tweets:
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Sharing a boring clip:
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Phil's new streaming schedules:
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Link for Tweets:

https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1498359214158200833?t=RH3M35BvFyD75whOGd6tmg&s=19

https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1498183359159169026?t=-7r3FXJrv81frcdNCBeqqw&s=19

Link to his shitty stream:

https://youtu.be/08p2z_81edY

(I'll come back and add archived links)

Oh hell yeah, friday night figh.....zzzzzzzzzzzz