Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

His newest video:

“Me, me, please feel sorry for me. I’m me and and always have been me, you all love me and that makes me feel me. The victim is me, me did nothing wrong, me can’t wait to talk about me. Can I talk about me? Cause you need me, YouTube needs me, and I need me. Me would like to thank me for being me”
You forgot the part where he started exercising his core again haha, can't make this shit up.
 
Boogie hell of projecting here saying people that don't like him aren't normal and don't have "a family, friends or go out, they sit on twitter all day"

Sounds like a fat, 400 plus pounder, that pays young mentally ill girls for sex. Wonder who that is?

Also the narrative that "He didn't deserve to be put in that situation", who invited Frank over.

"Get therapy" hahaha
I think it’s actually his own fans who relate to boogie in any capacity that resemble this issue. Chances are if you have a happy life, a set of values that don’t require you to have a fence logged in your ass; you’re not going to tolerate this obese retard’s bullshit. Boogie has been deflecting for so long, the court case is detrimental to him because it’s a sign that his online larping and grandstanding can have real life consequences. What am I staking in coming here to laugh at him? Nothing. That’s because the people in this thread minus Winkleham don’t care about boogie’s life or have investment in the meaningless tweets and videos he makes, he exists as a slow motion car wreck in a virtual scrapyard. He knows this on some base level and it’s been eating away at him.

Also, Hi Boogs. Still love ya tho, send kisses from me to the judge.
 
5%-6% to the realtors and lawyer fees

Obviously he needs to buy again, which comes with its own costs between inspections and closing (runs at least 10k from my experience)

Not gonna get much money
This doesn't take into account equity from him paying the principal down over the years. He'd make decent money off the sale.
 
Desperation is setting in:
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31 likes? 🤭
 
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Rambling video where he begs for asspats. Talks a bit about the case starting at about 8:40. Nothing new.

So I started typing out a play by play of this video but then something dawned on me so you all get this instead:
This video is Boogie, consciously or otherwise, laying out step by step how he wants you (his viewers, not us, Kiwi farm users) to act and think.
Some of this will be super obvious but humour me as I break this down:

This is another sit down talk between me and the people who care....Just me and you having a conversation.

Right off the bat he's attempting to establish a parasocial relationship with the audience. He's calling you one of the good ones, someone who cares and because of this, he's sitting down for a one on one with you as a reward. We all know this isn't what an actual conversation looks like, a conversation is an exchange of thoughts, opinions and ideas with another person. This is another way to make it seem like you're part of this rambling bullshit rather than just absorbing what this clown has to say.

The response I got from these normal, healthy, positive was two fold. First was "Boogie we support you, we're here for you and if there's anything we can do to support let me know..."

Here he's telling you that it's normal and even healthy to support him, to take his side. If you had doubts or thought otherwise it's not because Boogie was wrong, it's because there's something wrong with you.
He also lays out here what he expects from his fans and what he wants to hear for you to be considered as such through an imaginary message where they understand, and I quote: "the situation you were put in with the legal problems" (not that you caused) "but you should have never have been put in that situation to begin with....but god bless I'm just glad you got through it."

It's quite telling that he fully admits for every 1 good comment he got 3 bad but still can't seem to see how that's a reflection of his actions and words, rather than of the people seeing it all play out.
He goes on to demonize those that criticize him (making sure to only mention exaggerated hate like him deserving the death penalty rather than legit concerns or criticisms so that his audience doesn't draw a distinction between the two) by suggesting they have no lives, no friends, no family, nothing outside of hating something.

Now this stood out to me a lot:

People who like star wars are probably not going to talk about star wars a lot because they like it, It's pretty good, it's a show I like, I like other things. The people who hate star wars though, they're going to talk about it all the time. They're going to be tweeting at Kathern Kennedy feminism ruined everything beep bop you stupid vagina."

(spaceace note: Kathern Kennedy may not be the right name, I'm not bothering to look it up.)

This is either the most lazily manipulative part of this whole thing, or the most socially retarded. Obviously people sperg out about shit they like all the time, this is a no brainer, people talk for hours about their favourite things online and off. It's also another obvious attempt at demonizing anyone who talks about things they don't like (I guess ignoring the fact that he, Boogie, does this all the time) as ignorant and aggressive.

Now there's more to all that and obviously even Boogie doesn't believe it, or live that way but desperately wants you, his audience, to adhere to that line of thought and only engage in tempered, moderate but overall positive discussions about things you like but I just want to point out how shallow this line of thinking is.
It's an extremally childish way of dividing interests and conversations into good and bad (as defined by boogie, obviously) but also weirdly suggests people can't have interests in things unless they actively enjoy the subject matter. That may sound weird on the surface, but as many of us on these forums know you can easily become fascinated by a subject matter you don't like. You still enjoy the conversation that rises around it and sharing these thoughts doesn't unite you in hate like some League of Supervillains.
Kiwi farms itself aside, since we are everyone's online league of evil these days, take true crime for example. Yeah okay you're going to get the ones who actively want to fuck a serial killer, but you're also going to get a lot of normal men and women of a wide range of lifestyles and ages who don't like murder or cults or people becoming victims at all, but are still fascinated by the subject matter.

The thing is I don't know if Boogie says shit like this because he's trying to train his audience to view things as simply as possible (Good people talk about good things and leave good comments, bad people talk about bad things and leave bad comments) or if he's actually such a narcissist that he really believes all the things he likes are good and he's good and only leaves good comments but when he says something bad it's because the mean ol' world forced him too.
I'm really not sure of his amount of self awareness here.

Moving on to another imaginary message he dictates:

"Boogie thank you for sharing these feelings ad emotions. It helps me with my feelings and emotions and physical issues and legal problems..."

Boogie has pushed this image of himself for ages and used this "helping" shit as an excuse to make video after video talking about himself. Much like saying people want to see him make a porno, or take over Drama Alert, he's just once again telling the audience what he wants them to think and feel to get/do what he wants.
A good manipulator will get people to do what he wants while all the while thinking it was their idea. Boogie is not a good manipulator, but he does try to employ the tactics of one.

I like the things that humans like, of course I like attention....Do you not like attention? If so, get therapy.

I always find this argument interesting, and you see it a lot online as people try to normalize otherwise frowned upon actions or thoughts. Caught cheating on your spouse "It was just sex, you know, everyone likes sex! How could I resist?" Eat an entire cake yourself "Everyone craves sweets on occasion" and so forth. They're minimizing the egregious bit (It's not about sex, it's about cheating. It's not about a sweet craving, it's about eating an entire cake) to make it relatable.

Sure, most people like attention, but also most people aren't going to claim their mom raped them to get it.

The positivity I received from that video lite a fire in my ass. I did my back exercises, I did some laundry...

More obvious manipulation. He spent the moments before this martyring himself, talking about how his videos help people and that's all that matters in the world and you know what he's doing now? Giving you an opportunity to return the favour.
Much like clapping your hands brings Tinkerbelle back to life, watching his videos helps him lose weight (even though it clearly doesn't) and get his life back on track (nope again). And you know what? It doesn't cost you a dime. That's right; you can be a positive force to this positive force and together you'll make the internet a nicer place (and as a bonus he'll get all that attention and money he just mentioned it's perfectly normal to want)

I got big plans

And there's the hook. Like and subscribe fam, he's going to tell all (about the only subject that gets him consistent views) the second he can so re-subscribe so you don't miss it!


TLDR; Every second of this video is an attempt to tell his audience how to think and act in the most brainless matter possible with a little bit of flattery and love bombing wrapped inside.
 
This 100%, like every other story he makes up, he'll dress it up as something totally different.

Wheres Chad gonna go? Who's gonna wipe his ass or take care of the dogs?

His house was purchased in 2015 for $279k and is worth $422k as of now on Zillow, which leaves roughly $140k left over not including whatever costs are involved ( or if Dez gets a chunk of the equity accrued during her time there).
Yeah I've speculated on this earlier as well. Arkansas has the 12th cheapest property tax in the US. If he was smart he would stay in Arkansas. With that initial buy price years ago he probably has a very cheap mortgage + the low property tax. His house has gone up due to the crazy sellers market right now, but so has every other house almost universally. He could downgrade and set him and Chad up for the next 10 years of making 30-40K a year, but honestly with all said above probably makes sense to stay put given what hes probably paying.

He had the capability for a long time to pay off his principle completely when he was making more, but has squandered that opportunity like every one he gets in life. If he was better with his money he could have been coasting on a paid off house with a nice retirement nest egg, not even long term investing just savings... What a fat fool.
 
Also for me it's the "some mysterious entities told me to lay low so that's why I haven't been making content for 2 years." When in reality he's tried and failed desperately to restart his channel with travel vlogs, podcasts, new series (remember that week long "on the fence" series he did like last month?), etc. You aren't laying low Steven. It's just that no one gives a fuck to watch your shitty ass channel anymore. It really is that simple.
He isn't laying low. He's living large. Because he's fat.

I hope Boogie gets sentenced to hard time and the first day he's there, he tries to kill himself but instead of sympathizing with him everyone laughs, then he tries to talk shit and they knock him over and take turns kicking him in the face for 10 minutes straight. After they're done with that, they all get in a circle and piss all over him, having seen his disgusting TikTok videos.

Finally a guard shows up and asks what happened and they all agree the fat bastard pissed himself. The guard just says what a disgusting fat pig and kicks him a couple times too.
 
I hope Boogie gets sentenced to hard time and the first day he's there, he tries to kill himself but instead of sympathizing with him everyone laughs, then he tries to talk shit and they knock him over and take turns kicking him in the face for 10 minutes straight. After they're done with that, they all get in a circle and piss all over him, having seen his disgusting TikTok videos.
If Boogie gets sentenced to hard time, he really should embrace the Boogie1488 moniker
 
Maybe Boogie will go to Canada? Then he can't bitch about paying medical bills. Though he would be giving up a lot of his favorite snacks, they don't stock the same stuff up there.
Canada is very picky about who she lets in. Someone in such a...condition with legal and OBVIOUS medical conditions would have a tough time. I bet Canada's immigration services sees this nonstop.

Boogie would not be an attractive candidate.

Prison would be good for him IMO.. his self control/self discipline is nonexistent so institutionalization would benefit him.
He may also find true love as a BBW.
 
Lol, I turn on the stream and the fist thing he says: "I don't hate anybody, I don't hate the parents that abused me, I don't hate other streamers, I don't even hate the motherfucker that showed up on my doorstep. I don't hate Putin, it's hard for me to hate him, I don't have hate in my heart."

He is fucking raging, this is great turn on the stream guys. Now he's ranting about "sammy shield" and how people think he just uses the dogs as a shield from criticism. He's confused as to why people hate him, he's just so innocent. He doesn't understand human interaction, he thinks he might be autistic.

5 minutes in he's still ranting about his haters and how the Sam and Tolki folks are just jealous of the fan man's success.

Imagine being a first time viewer and this fat fuck is just making excuse after excuse as to why he's hated on the Internet and how he used to be a big deal.

 
"I don't hate anybody, I don't hate the parents that abused me, I don't hate other streamers, I don't even hate the motherfucker that showed up on my doorstep. I don't hate Putin, it's hard for me to hate him, I don't have hate in my heart."
Translation from the ancient tongue of the Hutts to English:

"I hate everybody, I hate the parents that didn't give me enough attention, I hate other streamers more popular than me, I hate the motherfucker that showed up on my doorstep that I invited over and then recklessly shot a gun in a school zone like a retard. I love Putin, it's hard for me to not love him, I have nothing but hate in my heart."
 
He isn't laying low. He's living large. Because he's fat.

I hope Boogie gets sentenced to hard time and the first day he's there, he tries to kill himself but instead of sympathizing with him everyone laughs, then he tries to talk shit and they knock him over and take turns kicking him in the face for 10 minutes straight. After they're done with that, they all get in a circle and piss all over him, having seen his disgusting TikTok videos.

Finally a guard shows up and asks what happened and they all agree the fat bastard pissed himself. The guard just says what a disgusting fat pig and kicks him a couple times too.

If Boogie gets sentenced to hard time, he really should embrace the Boogie1488 moniker
You're thinking about this all wrong. No need to do all that.

Best/funniest thing that could happen to Boogie? Some inmate decides to mess with him, but instead of doing anything malicious, just intimidates him into doing prison workouts. Watching Boogie try to do burpees and push-ups would bring much laughter.

500 Navy Seals; ripper count 'em!

 
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