Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

[bread n circuses]

Putin missed a golden opportunity tbqh. A country in the EU that actually understood Russia and could advocate for it. Unfortunately he could not see past the historical misery. We are a thousand years from the Kievan Rus, and the one two punch of Lenin and Stalin ended any hope that the Muscovites and the Kievans could ever be one people.

Putin is raging against the tide of history to solidify his legacy. To the utter detriment of all.

What does this even mean? This is completely retarded and delusional. Ukraine hates Russia far more than most Western European countries and you think they’d be ADVOCATES for Russia in the EU? Bonkers.

I think you consistently have the most uninformed and most out-of-touch takes in this entire thread.

There are like 4-5 extremely butthurt redditors spamming this thread crying about the evil Russians and complaining about “pro-Russian propaganda” such as basic factual analysis of the geopolitics involved. You can simultaneously think Putin is a glorified mafia boss and acknowledge that aggressive Atlanticist foreign policy helped contribute to this conflict.

 

[Breadbassket]

Russian casualty in the war, location unknown. Guy got his face blown off. Extremely NSFW

 

[Captain Manning]

Looks like the Chinese are also drafted to liberate Ukraine

He's possibly Kyrgyz, Tartar, or Uzbek. Something like that. They are technically asian, but in the slav sphere of influence. You'll encounter them in the Russian armed forces a lot too.

Sirens blaring in Kiev right now (link)

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You know what I'm missing? Massive fucktons of AAA fire going up. Or is that not a thing anymore?

 

[A Logging Company]

And preemptively jizz in your milk. It’s not gay if it’s your own.

Unironically this is the policy of many countries. You keep the country poor and miserable so no one can rise up against you, and you get to keep all that foreign aid money to fund building a new presidential palace.

 

[mr.moon1488]

>Be me
>Always wanted to be Spetsnaz
>Had Spetsnaz action figures as kid
>Join army at 18
>Always staying super fit
>Work hard and get good test scores
>Get approved for training
>Pass training with flying colors
>War in Ukraine starts
>"Finally a chance for Faramirsky, captain of Russia, to show his quality."
>Ask for most dangerous job
>Get told to bring my rigging belt and rope
>Oh fuck gonna do some special forces shit
>My whole life led to this moment
>Get told to take down Ukrainian flag banner
>mfw

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lol You know he's going to sell that shit online later.

 

[KiwiSeperatist]

He's Mongolian lol.

Nigga hes korean, can tell by how he praise jin ping ching chong in Serbian

 

[Matt Damon]

The next gen rifle they're giving the US Army

lmao sure

 

[b0x]

Keep drinking the Russian Kool-Aid bro. Russia could have simply just not invaded and avoided all this pointless death.

I wonder if the Ukraine invasion just meant that Globalhomos timeline moved up. Maybe thats what Putin thought was going to happen anyway.

 

[Michael Janke]

Nigerian Supporter,Bunta Sipho volunteers in the fight against the russians

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[reptile baht spaniard rid]

He's possibly Kyrgyz, Tartar, or Uzbek. Something like that. They are technically asian, but in the slav sphere of influence. You'll encounter them in the Russian armed forces a lot too.


You know what I'm missing? Massive fucktons of AAA fire going up. Or is that not a thing anymore?

Seems all of the Ukrainian aunti air got ventilated. So the thing to note is the complete lack of carpet bombing by helicopters.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

Wars can be started by one. But take two to end.

This is a fundamental truth we teach children in the lunch room as they fight over who gets the chocolate milk. We teach them this because for thousands of years the human species has been plagued with self destructive fights over who gets the chocolate milk.

There is of course the extra credit lesson. If a bigger kid bullies you into giving up the chocolate milk, immediately kick him in the balls and them jam your pointer finger as hard as you can right into his eye and don't stop pushing until your finger nail touches his brain.

I would have kicked your ass if you had been my kid and given you the phone to call child welfare when you complained.

 

[mindlessobserver]

What does this even mean? This is completely retarded and delusional. Ukraine hates Russia far more than most Western European countries and you think they’d be ADVOCATES for Russia in the EU? Bonkers.

What could possibly have happened to make Ukraine hate Russia.

It's a fucking mystery. Call Sherlock holms.

 

[Jewthulhu]

Apparently the SAW is being replaced with the M27 iirc, which kind of looks like an AR-15 on steroids.

Though how was the M16A3 and M16A4 compared to the A2?

M27 is replacing the SAW and the M4 but only for the USMC. It's basically a Germanized M4.

IIRC the military skipped over the A3 completely for the A4. The A4 was just an A2 but with picatinny rails.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

>has played with a full giggle SAW
>"Too wimpy for my tastes"

Look at the big dick on Johnny.

Fucking M60 was the fucking boss. The SAW was OK, but it didn't have that fucking meaty feeling, you know what I mean.

Sure, it was heavy, it was temperamental, it had to have unit level adjustments made to it, and the ammo was heavy as fuck, but there was just something about The Pig.

 

[mindlessobserver]

I would have kicked your ass if you had been my kid and given you the phone to call child welfare when you complained.

If we want grand narrative history, Russia is Ukraines Kid, and this entire war is a big "fuck you dad" scenario.

 

[Bunny Tracks]

Keep drinking the Russian Kool-Aid bro. Russia could have simply just not invaded and avoided all this pointless death.

No, bro. You don't get it. Ukraine wanting to join NATO means that NATO was totally going to invade Russia. The globohomos of weak and useless NATO forced Putin's hand. He had no choice.

It was the only way.

 

[Varg Did Nothing Wrong]

He's possibly Kyrgyz, Tartar, or Uzbek. Something like that. They are technically asian, but in the slav sphere of influence. You'll encounter them in the Russian armed forces a lot too.

The first words out of his mouth are that he's a Buryat.

 

[KiwiSeperatist]

He's possibly Kyrgyz, Tartar, or Uzbek. Something like that. They are technically asian, but in the slav sphere of influence. You'll encounter them in the Russian armed forces a lot too.

Don't how to tell these ethnicities apart. Kalmyk and Buryats seems to look the same.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Let’s just have Russia join NATO and then everyone will be happy.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

Keep drinking the Russian Kool-Aid bro. Russia could have simply just not invaded and avoided all this pointless death. They got away with stealing Cremia and now they are just being greedy and want the whole cake.

lol they can have the discount pirogi stand and Cremia too, this is not my problem.