Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

[Meat Target]

We are now at the point that American journalists are advocating the start of WWIII.

Nothing to say about that, except if any of us make it out alive, I'll see y'all on the other side of this.

Journobastards have no qualms about warmongering to make money.


But of course, they are fair-weather fans of the war effort, and will spit on veterans once things go pear-shaped.

 

[BayView]

What happens if I spell Kyiv as Kiev in the same sentence?

The CIA will storm your house and rape you

 

[Basic Blonde Boy]

Also in the news, Disney just found a new way to explain why Turning Red will fail.

Disney pauses theatrical film releases in Russia over 'unprovoked invasion of Ukraine'

Guys the movie is not bad, we just did the right thing.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

The CIA will storm your house and rape you

That's my fetish. Awesome.

 

[BayView]

Journobastards have no qualms about warmongering to make money.

You're acting as if this is a new phenomenon. Yellow journalism has been around since 1898, the media is a business first so obviously they will hype shit up to get the clicks.

 

[HumanHive]

Let's pretend that tomorrow Ukraine says "WE SURRENDER. WE'RE GOING TO BE LIKE THE FRENCH AND JUST GIVE UP!"

Russia wins this tiny portion of land. He wins Chernobyl, which is a radioactive deadzone.

What are his prizes?!?!
- Every country hates him
- His own allies hate him.
- The only 3 people who are neutral with him are Cuba and 2 other very minor countries.
- China said they didn't condone this stuff. They're out
- His own citizens despise him
- Everyone he would have "ruled over" has left. They have all sought refuge in other countries. He has no one to rule.
- His economy is in shambles
- His legacy is tarnished.
- LITERALLY EVERYTHING THAT COULD GO WRONG HAS GONE WRONG
- The world thinks he's a laughing stock because his big scary army got whipped and nae nae'd by ordinary civilians and a smaller army
- The ONLY REASON they surrendered is because Putin said "IF YOU GUYS DON'T STOP I'M GOING TO BLOW THE PLANET UP"

I don't think anyone thought less of Putin. Until he invaded Ukraine I always saw him as this intimidating man with a track record of badass achievements. But now? Dude's a disgrace. He just....This is like when Little Mac beats up Mike Tyson in a TAS speedrun. Everyone who's looking on at this is just like "Wait....This is the thing we were all afraid of?"

Chernobyl being a nuclear hellscape is a myth. I mean, it WAS, but not anymore. It’s one part nature reserve and one part still fully functional nuclear reactor. Winning Chernobyl is actually a big deal.

 

[Da Grim Reaper]

Volodymyr Zelensky in "Made In Ukraine", a parody song from 2014 apparently. Part of this was posted here earlier but this is the full version.
Link to Zelensky Hava Nagila Cover

The Queer of Queeniv

 

[Jump]

Personally I'd go with it being a power play type deal. It has to make you feel powerful to be at the head of the table looking down at subordinates. If you're of an egotistical bent that is.

Maskless Biden shows off massive 30ft table longer than Putin's

Photographs taken during a roundtable meeting with CEOs of electric utilities on Wednesday saw President Biden, 79, hosting talks on a 30ft table in the White House state dining room.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[Meat Target]

You're acting as if this is a new phenomenon. Yellow journalism has been around since 1898, the media is a business first so obviously they will hype shit up to get the clicks.

No I'm not. The fact that I shared the Hearst quote is proof that they've been at this for over a century.

 

[A Genuinely Retarded Dog]

Chernobyl being a nuclear hellscape is a myth. I mean, it WAS, but not anymore. It’s one part nature reserve and one part still fully functional nuclear reactor. Winning Chernobyl is actually a big deal.

I was always taught Chernobyl was the site of nuclear disaster that never got cleared up and since the plant was disassembled?

 

[Breadbassket]

On Reddit the efforts to shut down r/Russia (the only big subreddit that is pro-Russian in regards to the conflict and generally criticizes the Ukrainian government) have effectively succeeded. It has been quarantined and restricted. The subreddit had approximately 258,000 members prior to all of this taking place.

Link For Proof

 

[Narcotics]

Also in the news, Disney just found a new way to explain why Turning Red will fail.

Disney pauses theatrical film releases in Russia over 'unprovoked invasion of Ukraine'

Guys the movie is not bad, we just did the right thing.

based pixar saving ruskies from a god awfull furry period beanmouth director self insert movie.

 

[Walrus and Carpenter]

Not even close.
Start with M4 for standard issue

USMC uses M16s.

 

[THEY STOLE MY FORESKIN]

 

[Ted_Logan]

Who's ready for bingo

 

[Richardface]

Putin not BTFO. I'm surprised, I thought there would be more opposition, in the 60-40 against kind of range, but then modern opinion polling is fucking garbage

Half of Russians say it would be right to use military to keep Ukraine out of NATO, CNN poll finds

Exclusive survey uncovers stark differences in Russian and Ukrainian views of the crisis.

edition.cnn.com

 

[Sho'nuff]

M16A2 feels like a toy? Maybe I'm a faggot but I thought it was fine when I held it

I think he means in relation to the old style wood stocked weapons. I agree I think the a2 feels a bit flimsy, especially when you get something like an a4 that has solid rails that cut into your hand, the crappy plastic covering offering the barrel and exhaust tube of the a2 feels like airsoft fag level equipment.

 

[Vindeo]

LOL

PUTIN RN:

 

[Feline Supremacist]

I think someone upthread said Putin was a germaphobe.

The ER doc said I was right to be a germaphobe so...

 

[Herty]

NATO MAN BAD, RUSSIA GOOD.

What about Nuclear war good, humanity bad?