Jude Valentin / Jude Torres / Judy Valentin / DivineBrujeria / MermaidRoyal / MermaidQueenJude / MerQueenJude - Cancelled Twitch Streaming Clout Chaser, Wannabe Photographer. Cancellation event starting on page 838

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I'm surprised Jude hasn't milked the "My Mom died" schtick more. While losing a parent is part of the natural order of things, she's comparatively young for it to have happened, and no matter how old you are, it's a life-changing event. There's for sure some money to be made on that front.
Ever since her mom died, it's been obvious which parent was the "toxic" one (at least according to Jude's definition of that). She hasn't said a negative thing about her father, and has stopped screeching about how her family triggers her "CPTSD." So I guess we know which parent wasn't putting up with Jude's shit.

The time for her to milk the whole, "My mom died" thing has long passed—if she was going to do it, she should have done it in the immediate aftermath, and at least made a suitable show of grief. But she did a very poor job of appearing grief-stricken back when it happened; I was genuinely surprised at her lack of emotion, given how histrionic she can be, and how anything that affects her is such a big deal. Her response was basically, "Oh hey, guys—I get to move back into our old apartment and make it MINE! I've got paint colors picked out, and you can buy me stuff to decorate it from my Amazon wishlist!"

My own mom died a little over a year ago, and while I'm extremely private, I talked about her death and have subsequently told a few stories about her on my own social media. Jude? Nothing. One mention of the one-year anniversary of her death, but nothing about her. I get no sense that Jude has suffered a loss, of felt any real grief at all. And while yes, we all grieve in different ways, this total absence of emotion is so unlike Jude's normal way of handling emotionally-charged situations, I don't find it hard to believe she feels no emotion at all.
 
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I like how the wordle slide follows, "I have one big thing on my to do list today." It really is probably the most productive thing she did.

If Judy wasn't such a lazy, egotistic slob, she'd drop the photography crap and take up reviews. All she really does is watch tv and eat. If babbling about fatphobia is too traumatic, she should revive her youtube channel for reviews/reactions.

She can steal my idea, anything to shake things up. The photography saga is boring. Or at least actually produce some pictures for us to laugh at. But alas, she never takes our free advice. And I guess youtube comments are still too scary.
 
I almost want to complain that you guys are being too nice giving her AMAZING free advice on portfolios, photography, tech.... but then I remember that she's retarded and won't fucking do it
Jude will only do what is the most low effort to her. She can’t even be bothered to get some data entry job where she’d get to sit around a lot and get paid for it.
 
I almost want to complain that you guys are being too nice giving her AMAZING free advice on portfolios, photography, tech.... but then I remember that she's retarded and won't fucking do it
She won't take our advice because 1) she thinks she knows everything she needs to know already; and 2) even if she thought it was good advice, she'd dismiss it because it came from us.

The lolcows we mock here at the Farms are incredibly fortunate, and don't even know it. How many people in this world get to crowdsource bluntly honest feedback on how they're actually doing, with no weasel-words or equivocation? How many people get a host of solid recommendations for how to improve themselves, their careers, their bodies—their entire lives—that is tailored just for them?

Jude, and every other lolcow, should send Null reparations every month, in humble gratitude for this forum's existence. They won't, alas, because they're cows, and therefore don't listen and don't learn, but damn it, they should.
 
Actually, fibro is and of itself is a bullshit condition. it's often given the nickname "shit life syndrome" amongst med staff. It's a symptom of a shit lifestyle which is easy to fall into if you're poor and happy to be lazy.

Fibro is caused mostly by being lazy, not taking exercise, not getting out into the fresh air and not eating well. Too many people see poverty as being an excuse for these things.
Any young person who claims fibro is completely worth dismissing as being a munchie.
I think fibro is more of a catch-all net diagnosis for chronic pain conditions that aren't easy to diagnose. For many people, it is a real and frustrating thing, and these people DO exercise, eat well, etc. but still have distressing and unexplainable pain and discomfort that gets in the way of their lives.

Fibro however has ALSO been co-opted by the munchie community because it's so vague and has such a seemingly endless list of symptoms. I'd say that's the "shit life syndrome" we're seeing with Jude, who is def a munchie and pill pusher.

It's actually a mitochondrial disorder that ends up manifesting as a mash up of a neurological and autoimmune disorders. Mitochondria is powerhouse of cell. What happens when that doesnt work? You get fucked. It gets falsely accused as being fake for two reasons. 1) people have a hard time wrapping thier heads around otherwise normal looking humans of young to adult age being chronically sick which is understandable and 2) because of internet munchies who likely are experiencing psychosomatic symptoms of depression or mentalz (the way depression effects your brain, it slows it down and causes similar symptoms to many unrelated chronic illnesses. It also can cause physical pain, foggy brain, over or undereating, slowness of movement...). 9/10 times I'd say most internet munchies indeed are experiencing depresso or other mentals but refuse to admit it/treat it because it's not that spicy. If you actually are just depressed this is good news because it means you can likely cure it if you take your fucking meds and go to therapy.

Not all chronic "invisible" diseases are fake or just for fats, infact a lot fats are more at risk for said diseases such as MS (multiple sclerosis), PCOS (polycystic ovarian syndrome which btw can sometimes be cured if you stop being fat) etc because they are fat . Not all young people who have chronic illnesses are "faking" because if you look at age of disease onset for most of these illnesses in journals you will see it highlighted that it can start "young" as in 20s. Also it's misleading to say all diagnoses are "catch all" as fibromyalgia actually has really set symptoms and trigger points etc. people just don't read the literature and just look at overarching themes like "pain" or "fatigue". A better example of a more "catch all" is chronic fatigue syndrome/cfs which is basically what dysphoria is to trannies. It's a symptom of something you have that people don't know how to categorize it because it's vague.

Said munchers are also the people who either never go to specialists to get pro diagnoses, or always are doctor shopping (and posting online about it). Getting a real diagnosis involves actual work ups that often involve involve blood work, MRIs etc. to rule out other causes.

The biggest kicker of if someone is munching is "do they actually follow the treatment options?" People who are medically compliant rarely are cows as it requires you to often make uncomfortable changes or stop shit-tier habits (not smoking, drinking, binge eating, sleep schedule, specific diets that exclude normie foods). Even then, you're still disabled. Your life just sucks less than if you went peak Jude or Ash or Anna and fail to proactively treat problems you allegedly have.
 
It's actually a mitochondrial disorder that ends up manifesting as a mash up of a neurological and autoimmune disorders. Mitochondria is powerhouse of cell. What happens when that doesnt work? You get fucked. It gets falsely accused as being fake for two reasons. 1) people have a hard time wrapping thier heads around otherwise normal looking humans of young to adult age being chronically sick which is understandable and 2) because of internet munchies who likely are experiencing psychosomatic symptoms of depression or mentalz (the way depression effects your brain, it slows it down and causes similar symptoms to many unrelated chronic illnesses. It also can cause physical pain, foggy brain, over or undereating, slowness of movement...). 9/10 times I'd say most internet munchies indeed are experiencing depresso or other mentals but refuse to admit it/treat it because it's not that spicy. If you actually are just depressed this is good news because it means you can likely cure it if you take your fucking meds and go to therapy.

Not all chronic "invisible" diseases are fake or just for fats, infact a lot fats are more at risk for said diseases such as MS (multiple sclerosis), PCOS (polycystic ovarian syndrome which btw can sometimes be cured if you stop being fat) etc because they are fat . Not all young people who have chronic illnesses are "faking" because if you look at age of disease onset for most of these illnesses in journals you will see it highlighted that it can start "young" as in 20s. Also it's misleading to say all diagnoses are "catch all" as fibromyalgia actually has really set symptoms and trigger points etc. people just don't read the literature and just look at overarching themes like "pain" or "fatigue". A better example of a more "catch all" is chronic fatigue syndrome/cfs which is basically what dysphoria is to trannies. It's a symptom of something you have that people don't know how to categorize it because it's vague.

Said munchers are also the people who either never go to specialists to get pro diagnoses, or always are doctor shopping (and posting online about it). Getting a real diagnosis involves actual work ups that often involve involve blood work, MRIs etc. to rule out other causes.

The biggest kicker of if someone is munching is "do they actually follow the treatment options?" People who are medically compliant rarely are cows as it requires you to often make uncomfortable changes or stop shit-tier habits (not smoking, drinking, binge eating, sleep schedule, specific diets that exclude normie foods). Even then, you're still disabled. Your life just sucks less than if you went peak Jude or Ash or Anna and fail to proactively treat problems you allegedly have.
Have you ever used the multiquote button? It's very useful. I recommend it.
 
It's actually a mitochondrial disorder

I am not reading that wall of text but the first sentence start has not been proven. A very tiny study of something like 20 people suggested it, but it’s by no means definitive.

Maybe there is a reason for fibro. maybe it’s somatic. Maybe it’s completely factitious, but stating that the cause is known is not true. But I’ll be happy to read real citations and studies providing it; I didn’t look deep.

When it comes to Judy though, I think we can definitely say laziness plus hoping to lay the groundwork for disability is her cause. I’m actually shocked she found a doc to give her speed.
 
Don't you realize those kids have WHITE PRIVILEGE!

Most African students tend to have a traditional value systems, aren't in gender studies degrees and politely hide their contempt of the alphabet crowd. Rarely seen them associate with such.


I almost want to complain that you guys are being too nice giving her AMAZING free advice on portfolios, photography, tech.... but then I remember that she's retarded and won't fucking do it

Do we have verification that Jude reads this thread?
 
Most African students tend to have a traditional value systems, aren't in gender studies degrees and politely hide their contempt of the alphabet crowd. Rarely seen them associate with such.




Do we have verification that Jude reads this thread?
i’m pretty sure she used to make her mod Joyce read it for her; I’m sure Joyce keeps up with the thread but after the twitter fiasco she’s not condensing it for our merpig’s delicate ears anymore
 
Do we have verification that Jude reads this thread?

While we have no exact proof that Jude reads here (yet), there's been awfully coincidental changes made to her website and various accounts shortly after a farmer makes a certain statement.

I would guess she's not reading religiously, but no way she's not aware of this thread, and no way she doesn't peek in to look around from time to time. I'm sure it gives her tons of narcissistic supply to know there's a whole internet enclave devoted to her alone.
 
This is a little autistic, but shouldn't the package names go from star -> moon -> sun? Like the smallest celestial body to the biggest one in proportion to the higher the price? Then again, checks out with her other inconsistencies. Someone will absolutely try to take advantage of the lower pricing even if they're on the platform with the higher charges. I've seen people scream at cashiers over a ten cent discrepancy; they'd absolutely go for a $100 difference.
 
This is a little autistic, but shouldn't the package names go from star -> moon -> sun? Like the smallest celestial body to the biggest one in proportion to the higher the price? Then again, checks out with her other inconsistencies. Someone will absolutely try to take advantage of the lower pricing even if they're on the platform with the higher charges. I've seen people scream at cashiers over a ten cent discrepancy; they'd absolutely go for a $100 difference.
Haha I autisticly thought that the packages should go moon to sun to star in order of what's closest to what's further away.
 
While we have no exact proof that Jude reads here (yet), there's been awfully coincidental changes made to her website and various accounts shortly after a farmer makes a certain statement.

I would guess she's not reading religiously, but no way she's not aware of this thread, and no way she doesn't peek in to look around from time to time. I'm sure it gives her tons of narcissistic supply to know there's a whole internet enclave devoted to her alone.
Hasn't she mentioned in Twatter (way back) about a hate website and how we have her address wrong in the dox etc?
 
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