Jude Valentin / Jude Torres / Judy Valentin / DivineBrujeria / MermaidRoyal / MermaidQueenJude / MerQueenJude - Cancelled Twitch Streaming Clout Chaser, Wannabe Photographer. Cancellation event starting on page 838

[JambledUpWords]

Spoiler: Instagram Story Dump

 

[Angry New Ager]

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"Opening editing + retouching books for March soon because I miss editing so much"

LOL—Aaaand here's the swerve, right on time. Nobody wants to hire her as a photographer (how many shoots did you have to cancel/postpone during your bout with Covid, Judy? That's right—none), so she's going back to her most reliable moneymaker (editing video for Twitch streamers who haven't been cancelled), and doing basic Photoshop. I've never seen her post any retouched images before, or claim that as part of her skillset, so I'm sure she's just as good at it as she is everything else she's tried to do.

 

[XenomorphThot]

LOL—Aaaand here's the swerve, right on time. Nobody wants to hire her as a photographer (how many shoots did you have to cancel/postpone during your bout with Covid, Judy? That's right—none), so she's going back to her most reliable moneymaker (editing video for Twitch streamers who haven't been cancelled), and doing basic Photoshop. I've never seen her post any retouched images before, or claim that as part of her skillset, so I'm sure she's just as good at it as she is everything else she's tried to do.

I mean, we did see in her example photography her "photoshop skills" with the blue cosplaying chick. Aka. they're as good as her general photography skills.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Oh Juuuuudy....


When you color in areas of hair, you should make certain that you DON'T FUCKING ERASE THE INDIVIDUAL STRANDS.

Chump.

 

[thejackal]

I mean, we did see in her example photography her "photoshop skills" with the blue cosplaying chick. Aka. they're as good as her general photography skills.

Judging from her photos she hasn't found either the auto exposure fix button or the auto align horizon button in light room yet. When you shoot in RAW you can do incredible things just with a button running an algorithm but Judy hasn't figured it out yet.

 

[PurpleEater]

She actually shared a "retouching" video (where she seems to just be blurring things vaguely), which surprised me a bit, because despite having endless time in which to "make art," she seems to spend most of it watching reality TV on her couch while stuffing her face.

Oh, and in addition to retouching and watching TV, she had a "clarity call," whatever that means. Wasn't Jude just struggling to buy groceries? How the hell is she supporting herself right now? My money's on Papa Valentin.

 

[lamp shade]

Papa Valentin was always supporting her. All the ebegging was for new gadgets and take out food. She just claimed it was “bills.”

 

[stupid frog]

No wonder she moved back home so fast.

 

[Mealy Mouth Spittle]

She actually shared a "retouching" video (where she seems to just be blurring things vaguely), which surprised me a bit, because despite having endless time in which to "make art," she seems to spend most of it watching reality TV on her couch while stuffing her face.
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Oh, and in addition to retouching and watching TV, she had a "clarity call," whatever that means. Wasn't Jude just struggling to buy groceries? How the hell is she supporting herself right now? My money's on Papa Valentin.
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So, how does Jude justify photoshopping photos when she subscribes to HAES ideology? If it isn't okay to airbrush out fat rolls or cellulite, why is it still okay to airbrush out large pores or acne or wrinkles? Isn't a demand for perfect skin in photos just another artificial construct of the cis-heteronormative patriarchy?

 

[Broken Pussy]

So, how does Jude justify photoshopping photos when she subscribes to HAES ideology? If it isn't okay to airbrush out fat rolls or cellulite, why is it still okay to airbrush out large pores or acne or wrinkles? Isn't a demand for perfect skin in photos just another artificial construct of the cis-heteronormative patriarchy?

We’ve entered the Tess Holiday logic portion of this arc.

 

[Fliddaroonie]

Fibro my ass. How do you even diagnose this on a fatty when you can't accurately reach the pain points or rule out the FAT and LAZY is not the cause of all those problems? It is still mainly a diagnose of exclusion.

Also, prepare for the incoming Long CoVid Arc. It's the new Fibro/POTS/EDS.

Actually, fibro is and of itself is a bullshit condition. it's often given the nickname "shit life syndrome" amongst med staff. It's a symptom of a shit lifestyle which is easy to fall into if you're poor and happy to be lazy.

Fibro is caused mostly by being lazy, not taking exercise, not getting out into the fresh air and not eating well. Too many people see poverty as being an excuse for these things.

 

[bathtub-tigers]

Jude is so boring post-cancellation

 

[PurpleEater]

Actually, fibro is and of itself is a bullshit condition. it's often given the nickname "shit life syndrome" amongst med staff. It's a symptom of a shit lifestyle which is easy to fall into if you're poor and happy to be lazy.

Fibro is caused mostly by being lazy, not taking exercise, not getting out into the fresh air and not eating well. Too many people see poverty as being an excuse for these things.

I think fibro is more of a catch-all net diagnosis for chronic pain conditions that aren't easy to diagnose. For many people, it is a real and frustrating thing, and these people DO exercise, eat well, etc. but still have distressing and unexplainable pain and discomfort that gets in the way of their lives.

Fibro however has ALSO been co-opted by the munchie community because it's so vague and has such a seemingly endless list of symptoms. I'd say that's the "shit life syndrome" we're seeing with Jude, who is def a munchie and pill pusher.

 

[Beavis]

Haven’t read Jude’s thread in months and come back to this wonderful surprise. Incredible how quickly she nuked her streaming “career”. Lots of work from home call center jobs available!

 

[stupid frog]

I think fibro is more of a catch-all net diagnosis for chronic pain conditions that aren't easy to diagnose. For many people, it is a real and frustrating thing, and these people DO exercise, eat well, etc. but still have distressing and unexplainable pain and discomfort that gets in the way of their lives.

Fibro however has ALSO been co-opted by the munchie community because it's so vague and has such a seemingly endless list of symptoms. I'd say that's the "shit life syndrome" we're seeing with Jude, who is def a munchie and pill pusher.

Any young person who claims fibro is completely worth dismissing as being a munchie.

 

[Fliddaroonie]

Any young person who claims fibro is completely worth dismissing as being a munchie.

It's so easy to spot them too, they get very upset when anyone states their condition is linked to shitty diet, being fat, financial woe, crappy sleep or poor habits.

Jude is well placed for a munchie arc but I don't think she'll ever see a Doctor. She looks deathly ill and if she's not prediabetic then I'll be shocked.

Grifting for insulin each month would be a gold earner, if she'd not nuked countless bridges from orbit.

 

[Logical Fallacies]

I think fibro is more of a catch-all net diagnosis for chronic pain conditions that aren't easy to diagnose. For many people, it is a real and frustrating thing, and these people DO exercise, eat well, etc. but still have distressing and unexplainable pain and discomfort that gets in the way of their lives.

Fibro however has ALSO been co-opted by the munchie community because it's so vague and has such a seemingly endless list of symptoms. I'd say that's the "shit life syndrome" we're seeing with Jude, who is def a munchie and pill pusher.

Well since they conveniently revised the diagnostic criteria in 2010 it is much easier to fake than it was before. So now any dedicated fatty with pain can go and angle for it which is weird as psychotherapy, exercise and TENS are first line treatments and medications aren't.

It's so easy to spot them too, they get very upset when anyone states their condition is linked to shitty diet, being fat, financial woe, crappy sleep or poor habits.

Jude is well placed for a munchie arc but I don't think she'll ever see a Doctor. She looks deathly ill and if she's not prediabetic then I'll be shocked.

Grifting for insulin each month would be a gold earner, if she'd not nuked countless bridges from orbit.

Eh, you have to be dedicated to fake Fibro since the list of differential diagnoses is so long. I would say it takes a year on average. Jude is not dedicated. She is also scared of the outside world and normal people (non-asspatters). And yeah, I am sure doctors would find plenty wrong with her.

 

[Angry New Ager]

It's so easy to spot them too, they get very upset when anyone states their condition is linked to shitty diet, being fat, financial woe, crappy sleep or poor habits.

Jude is well placed for a munchie arc but I don't think she'll ever see a Doctor. She looks deathly ill and if she's not prediabetic then I'll be shocked.

Grifting for insulin each month would be a gold earner, if she'd not nuked countless bridges from orbit.

Jude already went doctor-shopping for a fibro diagnosis, and was basically told, "LOL, FAT." Same thing when she tried to get an EDS diagnosis. There are probably notes in her medical records that she's a diagnosis-seeker (which raises a flag for drug-seeking as well, even if she's not), and that she refuses to hear about, much less comply with, weight loss recommendations.

She still hasn't sought a sleep study for obstructive sleep apnea, which I am dead certain she has; not only does she have excess fat around her neck and face, but so many of her complaints of feeling crappy, having brainfog, and not sleeping well are absolutely classic sleep apnea symptoms. But CPAP machines are totally uncool, so she'll continue to suffocate herself with her own fat every night.

She also still hasn't undergone any sort of testing for diabetes, as far as I can tell, despite the continuing spread of telltale acanthosis nigricans on her neckfolds, knuckles, and other body creases (and the fact she has PCOS). Learning she's diabetic would mean she'd either have to change her diet and lifestyle, or stick herself with insulin every time she eats another plate of refined carbs, and neither is an acceptable option to her, so she's just going to ignore that possibility.

 

[Fliddaroonie]

Well since they conveniently revised the diagnostic criteria in 2010 it is much easier to fake than it was before. So now any dedicated fatty with pain can go and angle for it which is weird as psychotherapy, exercise and TENS are first line treatments and medications aren't.


Eh, you have to be dedicated to fake Fibro since the list of differential diagnoses is so long. I would say it takes a year on average. Jude is not dedicated. She is also scared of the outside world and normal people (non-asspatters). And yeah, I am sure doctors would find plenty wrong with her.

I'd love to know what her HBA1C looks like.

And the fact that therapy is on the list of first line treatment for fibromyalgia kind of proves my point. Nearly all people who claim to have it don't. It's a tenuous and shaky diagnosis which means very little. Chronic pain and fatigue. Basically what fatties experience day after day. How special and unique.

Jude already went doctor-shopping for a fibro diagnosis, and was basically told, "LOL, FAT." Same thing when she tried to get an EDS diagnosis. There are probably notes in her medical records that she's a diagnosis-seeker (which raises a flag for drug-seeking as well, even if she's not), and that she refuses to hear about, much less comply with, weight loss recommendations.

She still hasn't sought a sleep study for obstructive sleep apnea, which I am dead certain she has; not only does she have excess fat around her neck and face, but so many of her complaints of feeling crappy, having brainfog, and not sleeping well are absolutely classic sleep apnea symptoms. But CPAP machines are totally uncool, so she'll continue to suffocate herself with her own fat every night.

She also still hasn't undergone any sort of testing for diabetes, as far as I can tell, despite the continuing spread of telltale acanthosis nigricans on her neckfolds, knuckles, and other body creases (and the fact she has PCOS). Learning she's diabetic would mean she'd either have to change her diet and lifestyle, or stick herself with insulin every time she eats another plate of refined carbs, and neither is an acceptable option to her, so she's just going to ignore that possibility.

Worse, she might be prescribed Ozempic. And that caused weight loss. Which would help her symptoms. And really shit in her coffee cup.

Being a lardass is as much a part of her as her uwu totes witcheeeee bullshit. It would blow her stunted little mind to drop some fat.

 

[Fliddaroonie]

I'm surprised Jude hasn't milked the "My Mom died" schtick more. While losing a parent is part of the natural order of things, she's comparatively young for it to have happened, and no matter how old you are, it's a life-changing event. There's for sure some money to be made on that front.