DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
The thing is most if not all the Souls games have input lag when it comes to the dodge function. So with all the experience this idiot has with those games he should know that element was going to be in a game created by the same company and director.

All because the game isn't called Dark Souls 4 doesn't mean they won't use the same mechanics from their previous games. Hell you can tell from the trailer that this game was going to have the same mechanics as previous Souls games and there was a beta that would tell you this as well. Plus, he has been playing the game for hours and he is just realizing that there is a lag with the dodge. I am sorry but when you play a game you adapt to the games mechanics, the game doesn't adapt to your preferences.

This proves that Phil's ego cannot take the pressure from a video game having a minor inconvenience. But I am not surprised since this is a manchild that gets offended when people called him autistic when he put on a sonic hat and when they criticized him for saying the word golf differently.

Phil you pathetic loser, stop crying about a game using a function that previous games in the series used and just adapt to the input lag which is minor and that you can easily overcome. I play this game and I realized to time dodges appropriately and to read enemy attacks. At least you admit to rage quitting but I bet you will retcon that in no time.
What's weird is early in the playthrough he was going on about how from software games have input lag but that it's okay because you just have to get used to the timing.
What changed? I guess the crucible knight broke him.
 
The last confirmed tournament appearance from Phil was evo east 2007, however it appears that he was "involved" with the community up until 2011, though mainly as a personality.
Thought it was later because I remember a video of Leanna emasculating Phil after a loss but turns out it was just some basketball game at a con or something. Anyway enjoy the clip it's at the start of the video. It almost makes me empathize with Phil because i'd be horribly embarrassed if a gf did something like this.
 
The thing is most if not all the Souls games have input lag when it comes to the dodge function. [...] use the same mechanics from their previous games [...]
You are aware that you're talking about someone calling "FromSoftware"-games "FromSoft"-games, right?

Has me wondering how knowledge of Troy Baker came onto his radar
People on Twatter didn't like TLOU2 and Troy Baker, which is why he started it then, I'm guessing he found out about Troy on Twitter due to something previously.... (Gabe's Gabe, not really someone that puts his head out, for a self-proclaimed gamer like Phail, I can understand him missing Gabe as Dave doesn't really give a fuck about anything he isn't spoon fed....)
 
People on Twatter didn't like TLOU2 and Troy Baker, which is why he started it then, I'm guessing he found out about Troy on Twitter due to something previously.... (Gabe's Gabe, not really someone that puts his head out, for a self-proclaimed gamer like Phail, I can understand him missing Gabe as Dave doesn't really give a fuck about anything he isn't spoon fed....)
Remember Phil giving him shit for some video where Troy wore a scarf while recording for Bioshock Infinite I believe. (Ninja'd by @JimiHendrix) Not sure if that is where it started but Baker and North were taking shit for being in basically every game around that time so it was just Phil hopping on a bandwagon like always.
 
Anyone thinking Phail isn't autistic should look at the image he uses on Twatter, that's the kind of look an autistic would think of as "someone humble" while the rest of humanity would think; "I've seen straws of grass with more backbone". (even for Dave that's a sorry pic and, he, himself, puts it out there....)
 
People on Twatter didn't like TLOU2 and Troy Baker, which is why he started it then, I'm guessing he found out about Troy on Twitter due to something previously.... (Gabe's Gabe, not really someone that puts his head out, for a self-proclaimed gamer like Phail, I can understand him missing Gabe as Dave doesn't really give a fuck about anything he isn't spoon fed....)
DSP knew who Gabe Newell is. He got a tip from "Gaben" and he didn't know what that meant. Forget that everyone is emailing him constantly and posting his replies anywhere they can. It's nearly the same thing, but not quite.
 
phil found out about troy baker from the ending of bioshock infinite i believe it was.

it had a section of troy baker singing a song during the credits and phil went absolutely apeshit over it.
I know this is what it actually was, but in my head cabin Phil hates him because he voiced Kanji Tatsumi in the English language version of Persona 4. For the unfamiliar, this character’s major hangup is sexuality issues stemming from him having traditionally “female” interests (specifically sewing) and therefore being perceived as effeminate, and being attracted to a boyish character (who is later revealed to just be an extremely tomboyish girl). I’m not certain whether Phil played that game but if he did I guarantee you Kanji hit him deep.
 
Iirc he went on some screed about the fact that Baker was wearing a scarf indoors and what a hipster fuck this made him which, I dunno, fair I guess but hardly the largest hipster sin. He was very obviously projecting something but what exactly I couldn’t say. He’s a fucking multiplex, he projects everything.
 
As much as it would be funny to see his membership/superchat privileges revoked for crowdfunding, this is the pigroach we are talking about. He probably won't get taken down for this for some time, even though people have reported his account to YouTube when they found out about the crowdfunding TOS.

If some paypig or troll sends an angry email to YouTube proving what he said about memberships are crowdfunding him (like a timestamped video from his channel) and proof of purchase of a membership during that time he said the TOS violation then maybe there is a chance. But honestly I am not hopeful for this to happen since it's rare trolls/disgruntled fans take him down.

Hell we still don't know why Twitch kicked him out of the Partner and Affiliate program and I doubt it was because of troll reports since trolls having been doing that for years. Most likely someone reviewed his account and noticed something that they deemed a permanent ban from the program. It probably was something he did wrong like the theory of the exclusivity he broke by uploading streams right after streaming on Twitch.

Phil is his own worst enemy and I feel like he will be banned from the membership/superchat program or even banned off of YouTube because of his own doing. Give it some time but he will eventually end his own career and blame it on trolls.
 
As much as it would be funny to see his membership/superchat privileges revoked for crowdfunding, [...]
Anyone wanting to report him should pigpiggo "plasying with members" and report him for refusing to do so, quite hard for YT to pretend piggy never stated he's willing to play with members - in a way that makes it sound like it'd hsppen - when he later on drops the game...
 
Iirc he went on some screed about the fact that Baker was wearing a scarf indoors and what a hipster fuck this made him which, I dunno, fair I guess but hardly the largest hipster sin. He was very obviously projecting something but what exactly I couldn’t say. He’s a fucking multiplex, he projects everything.
He mocked the guy for wearing winter gear indoors, meanwhile DarksydePhaggot wore vests and beanies indoors regularly.
 
Phil is his own worst enemy and I feel like he will be banned from the membership/superchat program or even banned off of YouTube because of his own doing. Give it some time but he will eventually end his own career and blame it on trolls.
Oh, he will. Just like he got banned from AdSense back in the day for telling his viewers to "click on the ads.", however, he STILL, to this very day, say that he didn't say it! Even though there is video of him saying it. Just like a "troll" got him kicked off of Blip back in the day because they found his Nazi joke "offensive.", and instead of taking personal responsibility, he blames Howard Stern. He'll say "Well, I was an avid listener of Howard Stern back in the day and he made jokes about gassing Jews."

Again, to quote Steven of the Dead, "People use dark humor as a coping mechanism to deal with trauma. Howard Stern was born in the 50's and the Jewish people were still wrapping their minds around the horror's of the Nazi's. Phil lacks the cognitive ability to understand the correlation of dark humor and coping with trauma."

Just like he got suspended on Twitch for saying "hateful slurs.", assuming it was something like "I didn't call someone a racial slur." - No! He didn't saying the HARD R word, idiot! That was Twitch being stupid - Not realizing that it could've been a MASSIVE case against him that got him kicked out of the partnership program: Blue Beard, wanting to pimp slap an 11 year old girl - which, BTW, didn't happen! Debunked! Next! - saying "Oh, I wanna go watch some faggot! You go on YouTube!", calling someone in his chat "retards.", "idiots.", etc...Not his fault, BTW! Keep that in mind! Phil did nothing wrong! He did everything correct!

Also, I'm sure someone at YouTube knows about Phil and his antics. Mama Susan doesn't fuck around and I'm sure someone in upper management at YouTube is watching Phil's channel like a HAWK! All it will take is for Phil to get a LITTLE too comfortable before Mama Susan gives the axe. YouTube is all about giving yourself rope and hanging yourself. However, Mama Susan is RUTHLESS on deleting your whole entire channel with NO warning.

Once that 13 year beggacy is deleted, Phil will either TRY to go to Facebook Gaming, not realizing that Facebook Gaming is HARSE than Twitch EVER could be, Dlive? Sure. Back to Twitch? Maybe. While bitching about not getting cheers or those sweet subs. However, his options are starting to limit. Or, he could try his hand back at YouTube, not realizing that Google can IP ban you, along with banning your MAC address, too. I doubt Phil is smart enough to know how to spoof IP and MAC addresses, as the fucking idiot can't put a coat rack properly! However, I'm sure some paypig will help him do it.

As GTG famously said: "Give the piggy enough rope and he always hangs himself."

Hi, Phil!
 
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