Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 14.7%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 6 1.4%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 109 25.0%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 79 18.1%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 178 40.8%
  • Total voters
    436
TheClappening said:
Current Branca is great.

There was a time with-tie Branca was formal and stuffy-looking, but enough exposure to Nick's nose and the degeneracy of the chat has overwhelmed his snark power limiter.
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So far Branca's stream is better than Nick's stream tonight.

This means Curtis gets his gun back, right? He should sue the widow. He saved her seven years' worth of beatings.
 
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feral cat #6385 said:
So far Branca's stream is better than Nick's stream tonight.

This means Curtis gets his gun back, right? He should sue the widow. He saved her seven years' worth of beatings.
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He's not a felon, so yeah he doesn't lose his gun rights. Dunno what hoops he has to jump through to get back that specific pistol, though.
 
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Well, apparently you can kill someone over popcorn, as long as you mistakenly believed that you were in imminent fear of death or great bodily harm if the guy actually proceeded to hit your elderly ass.

Anyway the best part of this trial being over will be Branca not leering at the court reporter anymore.

edit: actually I think the jury instructions probably got him off. Including all of that about it being a felony battery because he's old and privileged to use force to resist a felony battery, specifically. I thought there was still an exception that you can't use lethal force unless you're in reasonable fear of death or great bodily harm, but I sure didn't hear it, so there's basically no argument at that point. You can kill someone for throwing popcorn if you're elderly, hell you could kill someone for tapping you on the shoulder... if Chad had only been elderly and strapped, he coulda just plugged the old guy for the initial contact.
 
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Kosher Salt said:
Well, apparently you can kill someone over popcorn, as long as you mistakenly believed that you were in imminent fear of death or great bodily harm if the guy actually proceeded to hit your elderly ass.

Anyway the best part of this trial being over will be Branca not leering at the court reporter anymore.

edit: actually I think the jury instructions probably got him off. Including all of that about it being a felony battery because he's old and privileged to use force to resist a felony battery, specifically. I thought there was still an exception that you can't use lethal force unless you're in reasonable fear of death or great bodily harm, but I sure didn't hear it, so there's basically no argument at that point. You can kill someone for throwing popcorn if you're elderly, hell you could kill someone for tapping you on the shoulder... if Chad had only been elderly and strapped, he coulda just plugged the old guy for the initial contact.
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The jury reached the correct conclusion. Chad was a piece of shit who needed killing. And was obviously a wife beater. Curtis probably saved Chad's cunt wife from being beat to death.
 
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feral cat #6385 said:
The jury reached the correct conclusion. Chad was a piece of shit who needed killing. And was obviously a wife beater. Curtis probably saved Chad's cunt wife from being beat to death.
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I posit that the correct conclusion would have been Chad going to prison for 40 years for forcible felony battery of an elderly person.
 
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Kosher Salt said:
I posit that the correct conclusion would have been Chad going to prison for 40 years for forcible felony battery of an elderly person.
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I came into this case prejudice against Curtis Reeves. After hearing the facts of the case that changed. The police did a half assed slapdash investigation and didn't even bother to investigate the self-defense claims leading to Curtis Reeves being framed as the aggressor. Chad Olsen was a white nigger who engaged in belligerent asshole nigger behavior by accosting an old man in a movie thee-a-teer. Act like a nigger, die like a nigger He got what he deserved.
 
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Kosher Salt said:
as long as you mistakenly believed that you were in imminent fear of death or great bodily harm if the guy actually proceeded to hit your elderly ass.
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This, but unironically. The threat can turn out to be a mistake as long as a reasonable person (with the same perceptions and conditions as you) would perceive it as a real threat.
 
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TheClappening said:
This, but unironically. The threat can turn out to be a mistake as long as a reasonable person (with the same perceptions and conditions as you) would perceive it as a real threat.
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In his case I don't think it was a reasonable mistake. I don't believe his narrative because he doesn't have injuries consistent with being hit in the head even once like he claimed. I think the guy jumped up, grabbed his popcorn, and threw it in his face, because I saw that happen on video. And I think if he'd shot a half second sooner, when Chad's hands were coming in, he'd have been justified, but the point at which he knew it was just popcorn that'd been thrown at him, he wasn't... unless/until Chad came in at him again, at which point he'd be justified again.

But like I went on to say, I think that either it's the law in Florida or it's misrepresented in the jury instructions that you don't need any fear of imminent death or great bodily harm if you're resisting a felony battery, and any physical contact (no matter how slight), if it's unwanted, is a felony battery due to his advanced age. Unless I missed the "fear of imminent death or great bodily harm" part of that section of the jury instructions, the jury was correct because he could've shot Chad over literally any physical contact. Including just popcorn.
 
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Branca is doing a livestream to explain the Breonna Taylor shooting trial opening statements (the one against the cop). Man, when he's on by himself he's so studious and proper, then when he's on with Nick he gives all those sick burns.
 
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TexOffender said:
Branca is doing a livestream to explain the Breonna Taylor shooting trial opening statements (the one against the cop). Man, when he's on by himself he's so studious and proper, then when he's on with Nick he gives all those sick burns.
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Branca's audience is typically boomer-centric, and most of his content (blogs, emails, courses) are presented in a way to reflect that.

I think he picked up on just being himself on Nick's show, and not doing work. He's a great second man for those trials.
 
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Fat Gay Riker said:
Branca's audience is typically boomer-centric, and most of his content (blogs, emails, courses) are presented in a way to reflect that.

I think he picked up on just being himself on Nick's show, and not doing work. He's a great second man for those trials.
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Boomers aren't morons with no life experience and a terminal case of Dunning-Kruegar so that's a good thing.
Now go back to jerking off to anime till your mommy brings the tendies
 
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Look at this guy. You can just tell he was a fucking douche. If the old boomer didn't shoot him that day then he probably would have been shot the next day by some other person who he harassed and antagonized.
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Apparently Nick and Lady Rackets are going to Texas in April 2nd to meet Kevin Costner. Yes, that Kevin Costner.
 
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