Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

[Socrates]

My completely uneducated and unwarranted opinion on how things progress in the next 24-48 hours.

Russians continue to faf about outside kiev like a 12 year old dipping his toes into an unheated pool, sweep up operations continue in shithole towns that show 0 resistance, Russian gains maintain subdued rate due to a combination of factors like low morale (it's hard to get barely trained gopniks to shoot anybody in general, even harder when it's people that can plead and beg in your own language) lagging supply lines, and the generic strategic debuff that comes with being Russian Slav Monkey Niggers.

On the Ukranian side we continue to get pure unfiltered cringe as the grim situation gets harder and harder to lie about. Russian deaths suddenly shoot into 5 digits and Zelinsky gets in a few more photoshoots while pretending to be doing anything that matters at fucking all. The ridiculous claims escalate and get debunked quicker and quicker by people with functioning eyes and ears. Idk probably more news about fuckin Lizzo not doing Russian shows anymore who the fuck cares god damn the news really hitched Ukraine to all this wack shit that's fucking tragic. Much coping and sneeding about the continued encroachment.

Alright there it is, now you can probably just expect me to be immediately wrong about like 90% of that shit because I'm just a random moron on the internet why are you listening to me.

 

[A_Callow_Youth]

it doesn’t look like it damaged the building yet the video of the missile striking it looks like it went directly into the building.

I think it went into the street right outside. The building is still structurally sound, but anyone standing by one of those windows just had a very short and miserable day.

 

[LUNEKO]

There are T-72B3s from 2016 and T-80BVMs from 2018. These are the newest tanks in Russian service with T-14 still undergoing trials.

I read in wikipedia about the T-14 and it has anti-tank missile protection which is definitely the biggest struggle right now for Russian tanks, many theorize the reason Russian Tanks aren't just drifting all over the capital is because of the metric ton of Javelins the west has been sending that renders the Russian old tanks useless when a single infantry can just shoot a whole trough it.
Wouldn't be surprised if Russia rushes the tanks if the conflict keeps going

 

[Potatoherder]

it doesn’t look like it damaged the building yet the video of the missile striking it looks like it went directly into the building.

Seems like it was a thermobaric munition. Goal was to kill people and not destroy things.

 

[A Logging Company]

I believe it was Kurt Vonnegut who said, "true horror is waking up and realizing your high school graduating class runs the country."

Well lucky for me my HS graduating class were all Mexicans and Juggalos. They aren't running anything except weed stores.

Thank god the armchair generals have back up from armchair Putin experts and armchair psychics.

So you see, Putin ranks high on dark tirade traits while displaying signs of being insecure about his masculinity (possible repressed homosexual feelings)...

 

[ZMOT]

theyre bombing residential areas though theyve minimalized jack shit

now, after almost a week. you know that thing started on the 24th, right?

america iirc didnt even face resistance in a lot of areas. just to show that no, youre not suppoed to lose thousands of men and vehicles fighting a non superpower within days and youre not supposed to be so hated because of flimsy justification and failed propaganda that you face stiff guerilla insurgents turning every window into a potential death trap from the get go by the wider populace.

what failed propaganda? all I see is shitposting and ukraine clowning with bullshit. which is pretty much the only source for your "thousands of men and vehicles".

where is the dumb rating when you need one...

you either drive russia into economic irrelevance as they hand wring over a tiny bit of their former aging empire or you drive people into violent unrest.

great plan, the first takes a while, the second just put nukes into the hands whoever comes out on top. even HOI larper have a better grip on that.

ukraine had nukes itself and russia interfered long before

yes, and gave them away under the agreement to not seek more nukes. which he threatened last month. you really need to keep up, this shit is getting dumb.

 

[mr.moon1488]

Station opens at 10, airstrike was at 8. Azov announced people could gather there at opening hours to get weapons. Likely a warning shot since information was public and they'd know no one was there:
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So basically a glow battalion set up a glow op at freedom square, more or less saying "lol no balls" and then got bombed...

 

[Richardface]

My completely uneducated and unwarranted opinion on how things progress in the next 24-48 hours.

Russians continue to faf about outside kiev like a 12 year old dipping his toes into an unheated pool, sweep up operations continue in shithole towns that show 0 resistance, Russian gains maintain subdued rate due to a combination of factors like low morale (it's hard to get barely trained gopniks to shoot anybody in general, even harder when it's people that can plead and beg in your own language) lagging supply lines, and the generic strategic debuff that comes with being Russian Slav Monkey Niggers.

On the Ukranian side we continue to get pure unfiltered cringe as the grim situation gets harder and harder to lie about. Russian deaths suddenly shoot into 5 digits and Zelinsky gets in a few more photoshoots while pretending to be doing anything that matters at fucking all. The ridiculous claims escalate and get debunked quicker and quicker by people with functioning eyes and ears. Idk probably more news about fuckin Lizzo not doing Russian shows anymore who the fuck cares god damn the news really hitched Ukraine to all this wack shit that's fucking tragic. Much coping and sneeding about the continued encroachment.

Alright there it is, now you can probably just expect me to be immediately wrong about like 90% of that shit because I'm just a random moron on the internet why are you listening to me.

Can't remember where I saw it but the Russians will probably hold off assaulting Kiev until they've destroyed the Ukrainian army, in the hope that causes Ukraine to capitulate to save them the horrible urban fight.

 

[apolloday]

photo of the station

 

[Arc]

Sun Tzu said: “Strategy without tactics is the slowest route to victory. Tactics without strategy is the noise before defeat.”

Burgers are experts at noise before defeat. And Russians aren't great at tactics. Imo.

 

[The Foldless Brain]

Can't remember where I saw it but the Russians will probably hold off assaulting Kiev until they've destroyed the Ukrainian army, in the hope that causes Ukraine to capitulate to save them the horrible urban fight.

I can buy it. Despite the gorillion miles of war materiel going down uncontested towards Kiev the harder fighting over the night from many minutes of Twitter research seems to be more in Kharkov and Mariupol.

 

[redeyejedi]

Russian infantry in Kherson

 

[absolutelynotfbi]

photo of the station

There's no way that missile was for this pathetic looking thing, was it?

 

[WaveBreak]

This is really shaping up to be a disastrous decade, what else could possibly go wrong?

 

[The Foldless Brain]

There's no way that missile was for this pathetic looking thing, was it?

It was either a warning shot or a miss. The russian missile guidance system of a vatnik peeking out through his vodka bottle is unparalleled.

 

[LUNEKO]

KF is a gossip site, not a "I'm a retard hear me roar" site

 

[Disheveled Human]

Russian infantry in Kherson
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Just wait till they have people with guns in houses and apartment blocks ambushing them. Shit could get Guerilla real fast.

 

[apolloday]

There's no way that missile was for this pathetic looking thing, was it?

I doubt the point was to actually destroy the station jej

 

[b0x]

Ukraine wants Russia kicked off the internet but ICANN says no.
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No one thinks it's odd some backwater Eastern European country is ordering the biggest and most important organizations around?

 

[Socrates]

Sun Tzu said: “Strategy without tactics is the slowest route to victory. Tactics without strategy is the noise before defeat.”

Burgers are experts at noise before defeat. And Russians aren't great at tactics. Imo.

Russians generally aren't good at much beyond drinking, depression, and being pressed into ill advised military campaigns that get them killed by the thousands. Historically speaking at least.