Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

[Dog-O-Tron 5000v5.0]

Live UA Map has been down over 12 hours now due to cyber attacks. They seemed to be somewhat pro-Ukraine so likely it's Russia.

They are still tweeting updates, but if you don't have a Twitter account or a PC it's nearly impossible to see them, since Twitter demands you sign up to view more than a few tweets if you're on mobile. And they've somehow thwarted Chrome's "View Desktop Site", still hijacking your browser to mobile.twitter.com.

Fucking gay.

 

[Vince McMahon]

All these faggots bitching about ebil Russia is have somehow forgotten that this very site is DDoSed on a weekly basis by Jewmurican troons and the site owner had to flee the country for laughing at men who cut their dicks off

Russia could be evil and troons can be troons. Those aren't mutually exclusive things. Or would you rather take a bottle up the rectum to own the trannies?

 

[Saleh]

Normies will ignore reality even if they're getting reports of Ukrie soldiers being blown up.

 

[MindYourSeabiscuits]

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A war crime, you say?

I couldn't believe it when George W condemned the invasion, the chutzpah on these people is astonishing.

 

[Duke Nukem]

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Is his squad called The Cockpunchers?

 

[Make Anime Illegal]

I’m trying to research both sides but it’s very difficult to find Russian sources that aren’t official, while Ukrainian or adjacent profiles are being plastered everywhere.

"You're just winning because you're mad you're losing"

 

[Kane Lives]

Well the EU might actually virtue signal their way into paying to rebuild all this shit (having part of the EU occupied by Russia will be just great too)

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Hopefully there is at least one sane nation ready to block this. I'm so glad of brexit right now.

I hope Turkey throws a fit about this, complete with Erdogan calling Brussels up to tell them that he's now releasing the gates on the refugees and opening the straits to the Russian.

 

[Coccxys]

Is this another psyop or is my country really this cucked

From reuters so seems legit.

 

[Manly_Brony]

You are aware that there are lots of foreign Nations living and studying in the Ukraine? At the UN emergency meeting someone even had a list of the Nations. This includes China, India, Nigeria & Russia. The article also doesn't say that he is an ukrainian refugee. At least get your fucking facts straight.

We know but you have to admit that this article pushes the ludicrous narrative of "War between the Ukraine and Russia, POC most affected." I can bet that the rest of the article is complaining about racist border guarrds.

I have to say that Germany always seems to embrace some sort of Authoritarianism. In the past it was Platz an der Sonne, Herrenrasse, Völkermord, Klassenfeind, antifaschistischer Schutzwall/Republikflucht, now it's all Buntheit, Vielfalt and Toleranz. But the Spitzelstaat never died. It never will. You can feel it in your bones that people who complain about this will be called Neo-Nazis or even arrested for whatever Germans call mean tweets.

 

[Richardface]

 

[Saleh]

The Russians have changed their tactics and left those retarded tactics of sending soldiers without air support and with only light mechanized units.

 

[Topgallant]

WHY IS RUSSIA SCALING UP ITS NUCLEAR READINESS?!? Imagine if the reverse of this shit had happened.

Wouldn't it just be so fucking typical if WW3 starts because of Poland being a retard puffing out its chest going "WE ARE OF STRONG AND RELEVANT COUNTRY LIKE RUSSIA AND GERMANY".

 

[b0x]

It has probably been explained in this thread before, but “Nazi” means something a bit different in the “East” than it does to us. For much of Eastern Europe and Russia in particular the colloquial usage of “Nazi” essentially boils down to “Westerner that has attacked/wants to attack us.” If you consider the historical perspective of a nation such as Russia, this will make much more sense. To them, NATO are quite literally Nazis.

Though they aren’t NATO, Azov Battalion in the Ukraine doesn’t really help dispel that perception, either.

Technically you could say the West are Nazis, they took a lot of their people and stuff.

 

[Dave_Ph]

Images of the army building where the 70 Ukrainian soldiers got killed. Ukraine is crying about Russia using thermobarics as if that's somehow outside of conventional warfare.

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The British media are on a histrionic rant calling thermobarics "vacuum bombs" and claiming their use is a violation of the Geneva convention.

Should have just used Red Phosphorus

 

[purpleflurp]

It's not.

It's probably not anymore, but it was banned by Roskomnadzor back in August over that fucking meme.

 

[Turk on the lurk]

I hope Turkey throws a fit about this, complete with Erdogan calling Brussels up to tell them that he's now releasing the gates on the refugees and opening the straits to the Russian.

He tried to open gates in 2020, didn't end well for him.

 

[mr.moon1488]

Russia could be evil and troons can be troons. Those aren't mutually exclusive things. Or would you rather take a bottle up the rectum to own the trannies?

In this context, those are mutually exclusive things though. While this thread is ostensibly for the war between Russia and Ukraine, in reality, it is a thread for the war between troon countries and non-troon countries, and Russia and the USA are at the head of those factions. HRT or vodka. Take your pick.

 

[Varg Did Nothing Wrong]

Should have just used Red Phosphorus

The old Tennis Ball Full of Strike-Anywhere Matches trick from The_Anarchists_Cookbook_by_jollyroger.txt

A classic.

 

[Gehenna]

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I look at this and cannot help but note that the primary purpose of the helmets is to stop shrapnel and falling debris... which the giant holes in it for the ears would render moot.

 

[SneedEyeMitch]

Wouldn't it just be so fucking typical if WW3 starts because of Poland being a retard puffing out its chest going "WE ARE OF STRONG AND RELEVANT COUNTRY LIKE RUSSIA AND GERMANY".

Truly this would be the real sequel to WW1, shit-kicking off because of a Slavic blood feud, instead of that gay story expansion featuring some Austrian,