Crossover 2/25/2022 Ethan Ralph at AFPACIII (Glowing Convention) - Ethan Ralph meets his Master Nicholas J. Fuentes. Crossover event with Fuentes and Torba, GriftPACIII.

[MirnaMinkoff]

The more I look at Ralph in his suit the more baffled I am at how poorly it fits together. No way was his suit custom tailored.

Look at this picture of Chris Combs. Dude's a part of the Slaton sisters cow sphere. Before this point he'd never worn a suit his entire life because he was literally too fat. Despite the fact that he's almost 100 pounds heavier than Ralph, and that he also does the bottom button on his suit jacket, he looks leagues better than Ralph.

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Imagine being out-dressed by a man whose claim to fame is being fat white trash related to the Slaton sisters.

EDIT: misspelled his name. Also, while looking Chris up I learned the dude is 5' 4". Ralph has no excuse if this guy, who's the same height and almost 100 pounds heavier, can look decent.

LOL if you think Ralph is 100 lbs lighter than that man. Don’t let Ralph’s withered toothpick legs fool you.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I'm sure I'm far from alone in saying it boggles my fucking mind how the MAIN KEYNOTE SPEAKER for this event has immediately thrown everyone in attendance under the bus. Not one person who attended this giant honeypot (MTG included) will be employable within a few months and will have nothing to show for it like griftbux either (though I doubt based Stew is too fussed about that).

What did li'l Nipples and chums hope to gain from this Challenger-tier disaster? Some catamite action in the backroom?


My god, he looks like the Ego Orb if it sprouted a pair of spindly, pathetic legs like a t-rex's arms:

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You’d be surprised at how little research amateur politicians do when it comes to accepting speaking invites. I mean does MTG know AF doesn’t think women should be able to vote, much less hold a seat in the House of Representatives? Weird that the ultimate “women bad, cat boys good” dinner’s biggest speaker get was some crazy bitch.

ETA:Sorry for double post, got my edit/reply box mixed up…and losing signal in 30 sec

 

[GeorgeHWBush]

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Wow he looks worse than I thought he would....

 

[RazorBackBacon]

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I recognize Blacked Alaska, but who's that fat old lesbian standing next to him?

 

[Thumb Butler]

I recognize Blacked Alaska, but who's that fat old lesbian standing next to him?

It's the Wisconsin pundit "Big" Bertha Guntason.

 

[malleusmaleficarum]

was latinozoomer in attendance?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

was latinozoomer in attendance?

If he wasn't there, he was sending pictures of his penis to underage girls.

 

[Kingu Cinnamon]

I thought we bullied him out of making these soyfaces.

Look at the state of his demonic trotters. They are absolutely vile and rancid, and has seen darker places.

You are organizing an anti-government movement and these two show up. What do you do?

Spoiler

 

[MuttMurderingMensch]

The thumb-gunt is the latest in fat storage technology.

 

[Anne Hyroe]

You are organizing an anti-government movement and these two show up. What do you do?
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Spoiler

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Make sure they’re first into the Capitol?

 

[UCantCCPMe]

You are organizing an anti-government movement and these two show up. What do you do?
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Immediately think the Blues Brothers have fallen on hard times.

Edit: or Reservoir Dogs, whichever is funnier.

 

[ANiggaNamedElmo]

Immediately think the Blues Brothers have fallen on hard times.

Edit: or Reservoir Dogs, whichever is funnier.

The retard branch of the Men in Black.

 

[Fuzhou]

The retard branch of the Men in Black.

Men in BLACKED?

 

[Thumb Butler]

Immediately think the Blues Brothers have fallen on hard times.

Edit: or Reservoir Dogs, whichever is funnier.

More like the Reservoir Hogs.

 

[kaien]

You’d be surprised at how little research amateur politicians do when it comes to accepting speaking invites.

Yep. I guarantee you that Arpaio, for instance, had absolutely no idea this was any different from the usual gaggle of College Republicans in off-the-rack suits. He probably does the same speech in a different hotel ballroom every two or three weekends.

Greene I'm a little fuzzier on, since I'm not sure I can triangulate how much of her motivation was confusion, stupidity, and/or failed opportunism.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Greene I'm a little fuzzier on, since I'm not sure I can triangulate how much of her motivation was confusion, stupidity, and/or failed opportunism.

Green was lied to by Milo who she most likely trusted. Since Nick needed a new mystery speaker after the Former Director of Ice bailed

 

[kaien]

Green was lied to by Milo who she most likely trusted.

I feel like this would merit a big mark in the "stupidity" column.

 

[Pale Empress]

Here's the first in what is assumed to be a series of interviews conducted with various personalities at AFPAC.

The AFPAC Interviews - Peter Brimelow

I conducted a series of inteviews in Orlando, Florida after the conclusion of AFPAC III. I didn't get EVERYONE I wanted (Jared Taylor was SO close), but it was a really fun project and it gave me some...

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Haven't watched it yet, but holy shit the contrast between Ralph and Brimelow cannot be overstated, he looks more fat and sloppy here than I've ever seen him.

@CringeMomma pointed out that he's stowing his phone under his gunt and he's also not wearing undies (in Florida. Imagine)

 

[GaryGrey]

This helps confirm the theory that Ralph cannot fit anything in his pant pockets and that is why he bought the purse in the first place. All pants are tight pants at that weight.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Here's the first in what is assumed to be a series of interviews conducted with various personalities at AFPAC.

The AFPAC Interviews - Peter Brimelow

I conducted a series of inteviews in Orlando, Florida after the conclusion of AFPAC III. I didn't get EVERYONE I wanted (Jared Taylor was SO close), but it was a really fun project and it gave me some...

odysee.com

Haven't watched it yet, but holy shit the contrast between Ralph and Brimelow cannot be overstated, he looks more fat and sloppy here than I've ever seen him.

@CringeMomma pointed out that he's stowing his phone under his gunt and he's also not wearing undies (in Florida. Imagine)

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Ralph looks like he’s ready to give birth in that chair and is keeping his legs wide in preparation for it impending arrival.

How can anyone turn up for an “interview” and get greeted by this sloppy sack of shit and not just turn heel and leave. His gross patchy neck beard makes me want to puke. He cannot grow a decent beard so he should be shaving regularly. Even the most basic male grooming task is too much for a man as fat and slovenly as Ralph.

50/50 he even bothered to wipe his ass because he probably enjoys the smell of leaving it filthy. Can stick his thumb back there and get a huff when feeling low.