Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

[No_one]

Reddit got what it wanted. Putin won't recover after this.

 

[Arc]

Yesterday on Fox they broke a story about Russia using a thermobaric bomb that they called the Father of all Bombs in response to the US MOAB that got dropped on ISIS. Except when the Russians do it, it's a war crime and almost certainly killed legions of civillians. They went as far as to make up some bullshit about it being a "vacuum bomb" mmmmmm i want some Freedom Fries

Tucker needs to watch his back before some Hannity nigga stabs him with a kitchen knife. And then all the fox news hosts are gonna say we love our Ukrainians, we love our globohomo, oh they're so good oh they're so sweet

 

[Uncle Buck]

Edit: Wait it's Kyiv now? Are they just messing with us?

It's rapidly becoming SEETHyiv.

 

[Henry V]

I've read Belarus has entered the fray (queue boss music) but where are they? I don't see them on Wikipedia or LiveUAmap.

Livuamap is useful but it's not always up to date with troop positions and controlled territory ad others. However if you look on the Belarus border close to cherniv then you should see an icon for the belarussians.

 

[Tom Nook's Gloryhole]

I wouldn't fight either because I think Ukraine is gay but just to play devil's advocate you seem to really hate Russia and love your country so you know don't you kind of have a duty to defend it?

Ukraine will fall in a week, defending a country is a valid cause and tugs the heartstrings but dying for literally zero reason is one of the dumbest decisions you can ever make.

 

[Check Your Roof]

Guys I’m gonna say something a bit controversial.


War is a bad thing

War on globohomo is never a bad thing

 

[Enig]

Anyone complaining about Kiev vs. Kyiv is too young to remember the fun of no one knowing whether Iraq is pronounced "eh-rock" or "eye rack".

 

[mr.moon1488]

EU voting on yet more sanctions, they're actually going to freeze their people to own the reds.

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lol while WW3 might be off the agenda for now, we're still going to come out of this with basically one economy in the western world, and one economy in the eastern world. There's no way China is going to look at this and not start trying to create its own alternatives to programs like this.

 

[LUNEKO]

Guys I’m gonna say something a bit controversial.


War is a bad thing

NOW YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR ROBOTNIK

 

[biozeminadae1]

Imagine, if you would, a world where sovereign nations are free to enact the policies they please. Without UN sanctions. Without military policing. NATO bombings. What world would that be? - Sergei Dekker

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Yeah there have been a lot of outlets using rhe "vacuum bomb" line and then saying "it's against the Geneva convention". It comes from the Ukrainian ambassador in America saying that and no one thinking to fact check.

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Yeah, Geneva convention. IRC they used white phosphorous on Donbass and now keep their own civilians from evacuating.

 

[apolloday]

I'm shocked at just how susceptible people are to propaganda, these past few days have been something else. Everyone falls prey to the globohomo spin machine from time to time but people have finally lost their damn minds I swear. People don't actually want to know the truth, they don't care. I guess I'm too young, I didn't experience Afghanistan or Iraq or any of that business. I didn't know there was any part left of me that believed in the rationality of people or that goodness will prevail and so on, but I've felt those last shreds disintegrate within me these past few days. Maybe I'll try on a fedora and become a libertarian or something.

 

[MindYourSeabiscuits]

Well, I have a foreign girlfriend and she really wants to keep me alive. I'm not saying I'm some sort of Rambo but had I not had anyone in my life right now, I would have enlisted, despite my medical draft status, yes.

Fair enough but then the real why do you have a foreign girlfriend when you are surrounded by ukranian women, what the fuck is wrong you bro?

 

[Meat Target]

Anyone complaining about Kiev vs. Kyiv is too young to remember the fun of no one knowing whether Iraq is pronounced "eh-rock" or "eye rack".

Beijing used to be Peking.

 

[ZMOT]

Can someone please summerise the conflict by referencing Star Wars, Harry Potter or the Marvel Cinematic Universe?

go back a few hundred pages, there was a cancerous "X is like Y" phase a few days ago.

 

[Uncle Buck]

why on earth would europeans (much less americans) give a shit about sandniggers nogging it up in their desert shithole
people care about ukraine because it's literally right next door, and the people involved are europeans themselves

It's as if they're mad that their primary money-laundering hot-spot is about to be taken away. You'd think they'd be smarter than to "launder" their money through a place that actually returns it dirtier. They should have taken their ques from Vlad et al and put that stuff in Cypriot strip clubs.

 

[God of Nothing]

War is a bad thing

And that's a good thing!

 

[Saleh]

BTW, if I was a Ukrie General I would get the fuck out of Eastern Ukraine and position my troops west of the Dnieper so that I don't get surrounded by a pinzer, even if I suffer heavy casualties by a fighting retreat.

 

[Vince McMahon]

Fair enough but then the real why do you have a foreign girlfriend when you are surrounded by ukranian women, what the fuck is wrong you bro?

>hot girls
>ugly guys

Turns out I'm not so ugly for the rest of the world but it's just contrast compared to our women.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

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This is why so many western germans risk their lives so they could escape to the soviet side. It all makes sense now