Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

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How well is the combat this going for Russia?

  • ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Blyatskrieg

    Votes: 46 6.6%
  • ⭐⭐⭐⭐ A well planned strike with few faults

    Votes: 45 6.5%
  • ⭐⭐⭐ Competent attack with some upsets

    Votes: 292 42.1%
  • ⭐⭐ Worse than expected

    Votes: 269 38.8%
  • ⭐ Ukraine takes back Crimea 2022

    Votes: 42 6.1%

  • Total voters
    694
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Russia was just starting a huge armaments building campaign that was gonna reach full power in 1943-1944 and the Germans believed by that point Germany wouldn't be able to even get close to Russia's war production

No, not really. It's probable Stalin would've invaded Europe, he was hoping France and Germany would exhaust each other in another long WW1 type fight first.

But the Krauts weren't acting on intelligence about Soviet capabilities, they knew almost nothing about what was happening in the USSR and so were shocked at the volume and quality of military hardware they tripped over on their way across the border. The Germans underestimated Soviet manpower by some ridiculous figure - something like 10 to 1 - their intelligence was so poor. They were doomed as soon as they started shooting at the Reds, there was literally no realistic win condition and their early, deceptive, victories quickly killed off their best, bravest and most experienced fighters in the hundreds of thousands, who couldn't be replaced.

Hubris and autism fuelled the German war plan. They thought they were going to literally enslave half of Eastern Europe, exterminate the other half, and create a permanent PVP zone starting at the Ural mountains. And they thought it was gonna be easy. It was CWCville tier magical thinking by literal defectives playing at being evil masterminds, and all they achieved in the end was their own violent ass rape.
 
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Not a lot of people know this but the majority of grain consumed in the Arab states comes from Russia and Ukraine. The last time that slavgrain exports lagged, we got the Arab Spring. This shortage is probably going to be ten times worse.

Prepare your anuses for compounding happenings.

Today %65 of the grain import of Turkey comes from Russia, %10 comes from Ukraine. Once one of self-sufficient countries in the world, Turkey literally nuked its agriculture and fucked its farmers to bankruptcy so a handful of importers could make a fortune. Turkish voters played a stupid game for 18 years, now it's time for them to enjoy the stupid prize they won.
 
Are you kidding me? Founding stock Sons of Liberty/Daughters of the American Revolution types and their Episcopal Church are some of the most cucked, globohomo whites in burgerland
We built this country, and the euro mudmen from the continent ruined it in the 1800s. And now they have the temerity to complain about being replaced after their ancestors tried to replace us.

Seethe more, non-WASP.
 
Either their morale is low enough for the Russians to just nope out, their equipment is just that shit or this war is becoming an IRL analog horror series.
Awwshit nigga Ukraine deployed the gay ARG youtube monsters, Russians are FUCKED

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So I've been thinking about what the longer term consequences of this whole deal are. For starters putin has just completely justified the existence of NATO from the European view, so I suspect were going to see at least a slight increase in military spending across the board. Sweden and Finland are probably a bit nervous now as well, so I see them increasing it by quite a bit more. Unless this goes hot, we're definitely in a new cold war for the foreseeable future.

Also while this justified the existence of NATO, on the Russian front, it also justifies a lot of putins policies to his domestic population. Namely the "see the west really is out to bully us, poor us" shit he likes to do. I see him announcing an actual formal successor to the old Warsaw Pact soon. (Yeah, I know that they have some weird CSTO group, but it really isn't the same).

In short, we get to live like boomers, and be extremely paranoid about the ruskies for a decade at least.
Don't forget the Chinese though the real flaw in the plan, is Biden and his cucks in power that are unreliable and America itself is going through a struggle between isolationists and interventionists.
 
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Not a lot of people know this but the majority of grain consumed in the Arab states comes from Russia and Ukraine. The last time that slavgrain exports lagged, we got the Arab Spring. This shortage is probably going to be ten times worse.

Prepare your anuses for compounding happenings.
This is what the globalhomos get for retarded political posturing with such an interconnected and convoluted supply chain. This is probably going to eventually lead to a global economic crisis as a 10x Arab Spring will affect oil production.

I'm not chalking this up to a 4d globalhomo chess move - I think they're genuinely retarded, and the global supply chain is a house of cards.
 
No, not really. It's probable Stalin would've invaded Europe, he was hoping France and Germany would exhaust each other in another long WW1 type fight first.

But the Krauts weren't acting on intelligence about Soviet capabilities, they knew almost nothing about what was happening in the USSR and so were shocked at the volume and quality of military hardware they tripped over on their way across the border. The Germans underestimated Soviet manpower by some ridiculous figure - something like 10 to 1 - their intelligence was so poor. They were doomed as soon as they started shooting at the Reds, there was literally no realistic win condition and their early, deceptive, victories quickly killed off their best, bravest and most experienced fighters in the hundreds of thousands, who couldn't be replaced.

Hubris and autism fuelled the German war plan. They thought they were going to literally enslave half of Eastern Europe, exterminate the other half, and create a permanent PVP zone starting at the Ural mountains. And they thought it was gonna be easy. It was CWCville tier magical thinking by literal defectives playing at being evil masterminds, and all they achieved in the end was their own violent ass rape.
This isn't about what the Germans thought the Russians had at the time, they were well aware of the Russian spending plans on industrialization specifically for war production that were approved in 1940 though. Mostly because of the stuff Russia was getting from Germany through the Molotov-Ribbentrop inspired trade efforts. Stalin was gearing up. Hitler wanted to hit him anyway Barbarossa was happening regardless
 
Today %65 of the grain import of Turkey comes from Russia, %10 comes from Ukraine. Once one of self-sufficient countries in the world, Turkey literally nuked its agriculture and fucked its farmers to bankruptcy so a handful of importers could make a fortune. Turkish voters played a stupid game for 18 years, now it's time for them to enjoy the stupid prize they won.
Is every country on this fucking planet self-destructing in coordination like some sort of Olympic water ballet performance or what? :stress:
 
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Not a lot of people know this but the majority of grain consumed in the Arab states comes from Russia and Ukraine. The last time that slavgrain exports lagged, we got the Arab Spring. This shortage is probably going to be ten times worse.

Prepare your anuses for compounding happenings.
They're gonna cause a famine. Bastards.
 

1 March​


More than 70 Ukrainian soldiers were killed during Russian shelling of a military base in Okhtyrka, according to Dmytro Zhyvytskyi, the governor of Sumy Oblast.[325] A Russian missile later hit the regional administration building on Freedom Square during a bombardment of Kharkiv, killing nine civilians, including three children, and wounding 37 others.[326][327]

In southern Ukraine, the city of Kherson was reported to be under attack by Russian forces.[328] The Ukrainian government announced it would sell war bonds to fund its armed forces.[329]

The Verkhovna Rada stated that the Armed Forces of Belarus had joined Russia's invasion and had entered the Chernihiv Oblast earlier that morning. UNIAN stated that a column of 33 military vehicles had entered the region. However the US disagreed with these claims, saying that there was “no indication" that Belarus has invaded.[330] Hours prior, Belarus's president Alexander Lukashenko said that Belarus would not join the war, and claimed that Russian troops were not attacking Ukraine from Belarusian territory.[331]

After Russia’s Defense Ministry announced that it would hit targets to stop "information attacks," missiles struck broadcasting infrastructure for the primary television and radio towers in Kyiv, taking TV channels off the air.[332] Ukranian officials said the attack killed five people and damaged the nearby Babyn Yar Holocaust Memorial Center, Ukraine’s main Holocaust memorial.[333][334]

An official from the U.S. Department of Defense stated that Russian forces captured Berdyansk, and Melitopol.[335] The official also stated that Russia launched approximately 400 missiles at Ukraine—but Ukraine's anti-missile defences remain operational, Russia has deployed launchers capable of firing thermobaric weapons (but it is not known if thermobaric weapons are currently in Ukraine), approximately 80% of the Russian forces that surrounded Ukraine are now inside the country, and some Russian units have either run out of food and fuel, or surrendered.[335]
Man today's update wiki update paints a completely different picture compared to the other days, are the Russians getting their shit together or has the real information started to come out?
 
Is every country on this fucking planet self-destructing in coordination like some sort of Olympic water ballet performance or what? :stress:
Deglobalization as a reality started emerging in like the mid-2010s when the US stopped giving a shit about upholding global stability because of Afghanistan/Iraq and also because everyone is too busy watching Game of Thrones.

Also it's hard for the US to care when the Soviets aren't around. Even this reboot of the Soviets probably isn't enough to keep the US interested in maintaining the global trading order.
 
OOPSY WOOPSY THEWES A INVASWION IN UKWAINE DATS A FUCKY WUCKY LETS JUS FOWGET ABOUT DAT.

Russiacels are such fags

Ho(hol)s mad

So I've been mocking russia but to be serious for a moment what are the odds of covert on the ground involvement from nato countries?? This seems like it was too perfectly set up to humiliated Russia and have us gain favor off picking off the former enpires corpse, something like pre public US fighting in Vietnam or foreign grown irregular troops trained to greater numbers and degrees than publicly known?

The moment a NATO member gets schwacked on the ground and discovered as such (and it's usually fairly obvious when someone is a Ukrainian Armed Forces member or a Navy SEAL from the US) it will create a huge international incident. It's very likely that nobody on NATO's side is willing to take that risk.

NATO or the US likely has deep assets they are using to help Ukraine in the fight. But direct action troops? Doubtful.


This seems like it was too perfectly set up to humiliated Russia? Have a hard time believing Ukraine just happened to stall Russia like this itself

"Russia did not conquer the entire country that has been getting pumped full of western weaponry and training for the past 8 years in 1 day therefore they are stalled and humiliated"

Ah, yes, time for this psyop again. :story:
 

So I guess somebody else finally noticed how sketchy that Uacrisis.org website who was handling "fact checking" was, and did a deeper dive into funding sources etc than I could be assed to. Couldn't find a anybody else covering it and haven't heard of the website before, but it's still an interesting read if anybody else was curious about it.
 
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