Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

So theres nothing he can so to get you in trouble for prank texting him?
I think if he keeps engaging, no. My understanding is that it is considered a conversation if he keeps telling you that you're a mentally ill stalker

One of our legal types could weigh in on this, but that is the distinct impression I have gotten from the rascals having contacted Pat's former lawyer on these matters

As much as he says "block and report for impersonation" on twitter, I don't think he even blocks there. I think he's still arguing with his teeth and toilet
 
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Lol wasn't Fatrick spreading this retarded rumor and saying it's an empowered wahmyn fighter pilot? Good to see smarter media figures tearing down his childish fantasies.


Awesome job, between this and Piss Stained Teeth on twitter driving our boy into a frenzy I'm having giggling fits just thinking about Patty cake.
 
Awesome job, between this and Piss Stained Teeth on twitter driving our boy into a frenzy I'm having giggling fits just thinking about Patty cake.
Referring to me as Patty Cakes is a felony, stalker. Turn yourself in to the police and get assraped for the next twenty years, Nazi infant.
 
Imagine being so retarded that even Jimmy Dore looks less retarded on geopolitical issues than you. Poor Fatty.
The only reason that Jimmy is by far the least unlikeable person to come out of tyt is that he openly admits he's an unqualified moron. Such a simple trick that successfully reframes Tomlinson style uninformed blowhard rants as genuine and relatable
 
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Lol wasn't Fatrick spreading this retarded rumor and saying it's an empowered wahmyn fighter pilot? Good to see smarter media figures tearing down his childish fantasies.



Awesome job, between this and Piss Stained Teeth on twitter driving our boy into a frenzy I'm having giggling fits just thinking about Patty cake.
You can't even say Fatrick is spreading misinformation, because everybody else said the "ghost" was a man. It was literally only him who ever made his fanfic pulp hero a girl.
 
Can’t wait for Patricia to troon out.

He's one of the few people that would immensely benefit in every way from going trans. He's such a grifting opportunistic liar and as long as you don't get surgery, you can quietly go back to Patrick in a few years when trans victimhood stops being so culturally trendy.

She'd get instant oppression credibility and a way to deflect all criticism as being transphobic rhetoric. No longer would the well-meaning cat ladies ask her why a group of nazi incel alt-right Qanon white supremacist cyberstalkers are going after a straight white cis man.

She'd probably fuck a couple of those bluehaired chicks too, just so they could virtue signal that yes, they've sucked girl dick and there's nothing wrong with that. Plus the boost to her career, you can just see Pat on stage accepting a Hugo with tears in her eyes as she gets a standing ovation.

Can you think of a single benefit to him staying a straight man? Aside from some misguided belief he's making daddy proud by being into beer, sports, and guns.
 
Do you ever take a step back and realize how weird The Tale of Patrick the Fat is?
Sometimes. I mean, this is someone who fails so hard at life that a random internet troll has a valid lien on his house. How insane is that? It's completely insane. Even among lolcows, it's a unique situation. He'd deserve a thread for that alone even if he wasn't well, Pat. It's surreal. How do you even fuck up that bad when you have a litigation war chest of $125k, and you are the one suing instead of being sued? How? Did he just hire random pajeet scammers who called him up and pretended to be lawyers? How do you fail that badly?
 
Sometimes. I mean, this is someone who fails so hard at life that a random internet troll has a valid lien on his house. How insane is that? It's completely insane. Even among lolcows, it's a unique situation. He'd deserve a thread for that alone even if he wasn't well, Pat. It's surreal. How do you even fuck up that bad when you have a litigation war chest of $125k, and you are the one suing instead of being sued? How? Did he just hire random pajeet scammers who called him up and pretended to be lawyers? How do you fail that badly?
Hubris. Always.
 
General Fatton is still barking orders while forgetting that the whole internet is mocking him for the paint balloons debacle.

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Piggy talks about his experience with taking blood pressure meds. Like all healthy men, he started taking them in his late 20s.

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Piggy's hateboner for crypto continues.

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Man who gave five hours of interviews to a fake HuffPo reporter calls other people rubes:

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Piggy takes some time out from the war to whine about Texas not letting children troon out.

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I don't have the time to explain why you're so stupid, baby infant child:

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This fucking retard fell for a Huffpost.info email domain. Probably clicks on Nigerian emails, too.
He had already wasted thousands of dollars to find out that Null's super secret real name is Joshua Moon, and suddenly, this guy named Josiah Munoz wants to talk to him for hours about personal maTTers and for him to send him all of his case evidence in a zip file, which he did--what a genius.

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Josiah probably could have gotten Special Popular Boy to fly out to NYC or somewhere for a photoshoot if he really wanted to.

Still working on the thread update. Depressingly, I got sidetracked unexpectedly for a good while by material relevant to Apostlegate 6.
 
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