Philosophy Tube / Oliver Lennard / Oliver "Olly" Thorn / Abigail Thorn - Breadtube's Patrick Bateman.

[AssignedEva]

I was looking at this image :

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and planning to post it and talk shit on that ugly nude lipstick, but my computer refused to open the jpeg and i had to screenshot it, so I am forced to assume that even my laptop is aesthetically offended by Olly's choices and was only trying to protect me from gazing upon his mug.

Anyway that nude lipstick is awful. There's a reason we stopped putting concealer on our lips in the 00s, it makes your lips look dry and awful. The muted foundation with 0 colour and the nude background just wash him out even more so it looks like his lips have dissappeared into his face, and coupled with his bizarro surgery nose and poor contouring the entire effect is less Princess of TERF island and more He-who-shall-not-be-deadnamed.

Spoiler: Neither nostril can live while the other survives

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Yeah I was mystified by that choice. I wonder if he treats his makeup artist like he treats Brian the stylist - rather than relying on their expertise, he railroads their creative input. There's no point hiring talented people if you override them with your bad taste.

With a bit of lippy and blush he looks way less mentally ill:

He'd look more normal again if he caught some sun (although he's obviously wedded to the English Rose larp):

Ultimately though we all know how he could looksmax:

Look Ollie, your new nose means you kinda look like a twink. Some women do find that attractive. I mean lesbians and Contra won't, but then they don't find you attractive as you are anyway.

Also here's a bonus because what's the point of this thread if it's not being mean about Ollie?

 

[Swimminglanes]

The majority of men doing this larp just look like 1970s glam rockers and morph into Ozzy Osbourne eventually.

The odd few with enormous beach ball implants, well, no one looks at the face, they are dazzled by the massive headlamps.

 

[Jacques Strap]

With a bit of lippy and blush he looks way less mentally ill:

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Don't know if I'd say way less, he has that uncanny michael jackson face, or rather the cartoon depiction of michael jackson face

 

[admiral]

Don't know if I'd say way less, he has that uncanny michael jackson face, or rather the cartoon depiction of michael jackson face

I think the main thing is that weird smirking face he's doing which makes him look deranged. He holds his face very awkwardly - I guess in an attempt to look poised and ~feminine~, but it gives me 'i'm drunk and hope you don't realise'. The glasses are also the wrong shape for his face - he's got such a big rectangular head and strong features, so those chunky square granny frames don't do him any favours and make him look like an owl. Either Brian needs to get sacked or Olly needs to stop fucking with him and let him do his job.

Also here's a bonus because what's the point of this thread if it's not being mean about Ollie?

I usually don't really like being catty and bitchy about other womens' appearances because the fashion industry is toxic and the expectation of prettiness at all times is oppressive and I was once a teenager who used foundation as lipstick and blah blah blah, but Olly chose this and has the resources to not look like he buys all his makeup and clothes from Claire's, so I feel he is absolutely fair game for catty remarks and bitchy comments re: his apperarance.

 

[ChaChaHeels:BlackOnes]

Olly’s eyes look too small and too high now he’s given himself an out of proportion nose designed to fit on a shitty soap star‘s tiny plastic lady face.

he reminds me of a space hopper.



Glad to see he’s staying true to his roots and is still fearlessly channelling Feargal Sharkey.

 

[Swimminglanes]

Dead ringer.
https://images.app.goo.gl/JHMGpXCN4Wo7moP89

 

[ChaChaHeels:BlackOnes]

I usually don't really like being catty and bitchy about other womens' appearances…

Olly is not a woman - he’s a privileged posh school boy permanently having a luxury wank in public over the thought of being a woman.

Say whatever you like.

 

[AssignedEva]

Dead ringer.
https://images.app.goo.gl/JHMGpXCN4Wo7moP89

Honestly I think Ozzy might pass better than Ollie. At the very least he clearly has a better haircare routine.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Honestly I think Ozzy might pass better than Ollie. At the very least he clearly has a better haircare routine.

I honestly don't think Olly's going to look anywhere as good as Ozzy when he reaches 70.

 

[Pedro's Heel Turn]

I honestly don't think Olly's going to look anywhere as good as Ozzy when he reaches 70.

And that's assuming he'll even make it that far which, given the frankly unhinged nature of his transition, seems unlikely. Now obviously I don't want Chevy Chube to off himself (for one it'd mean there would be no more new content to take the piss out of) but he definitely gives off the sense that he's a ticking time bomb

 

[Moon_Child]

reminds me of a character from the Russian Smeshariki cartoon.

 

[Swimminglanes]

I did notice Ozzy's head of hair is damn impressive and I like his make up.

 

[AfghanBlue]

As transwomen have no real affinity with bio women and see them purely as a guise they can wear - to be told "you look beautiful" is the highest accolade you can get. I think thats what tube was hoping for deep down and thought that his ffs results would provoke it but no matter how well a troon passes the term beautiful is the sole reserve of the female form. But in general there has been such a muted reaction - even on /tttt/ I expected more cope.

That pooner in ww3 image posted a page back had me laughing manically to myself when I saw it - its so good lol.

A VURRY HANDSOME WOMAN!

can someone explain to me “pooner”?
Is it just Autoandrophile reverse version of coomer?

Man, I didn’t know Ozzy had Parkinson’s.
His big swollen junky hands look even bigger.
Big swollen junky hands wig me out like nothing else.

Ol lie giving us another lil peek behind he curtain..

Damn he brazen lol.
Also it would appear our reddit pooner hero u/baby baby whatever.. Is also the genius behind some of the best original Tube drawings!
You can tell by the similar aesthetic and they can mostly be dug up on her page, here’s a couple of new ones

I’m just having a look to see what his sub count on YT is looking like. It says he has 1.1 million.
I’m not really sure if that’s up or down.
I can’t really figure out the social blade type websites, they seem to state a small increase in subscribers even though it looks on the graphs that it is sinking.
Eh.

 

[Reluctant MC]

Are my eyes fucky or is his chin's lowest point off-center? Leaning right from our perspective, his left.

His nose looked better before. Both more feminine and attractive for a guy. Shame

 

[esmeggs]

can someone explain to me “pooner”?
Is it just Autoandrophile reverse version of coomer?

It just means non-passing FTM, it's like the TIF equivalent of "hon". When I hear hon I think of 50 year old men that just started cross-dressing for the first time, when I hear pooner I think of 16 year old tumblr girls named Aidan that call themselves "faggots" and look like this:

 

[Tombigbee]

In fulfillment of the Scriptures, babe.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Are my eyes fucky or is his chin's lowest point off-center? Leaning right from our perspective, his left.

His nose looked better before. Both more feminine and attractive for a guy. Shame

I was wondering the whole way through (what I watched of) the video, wether he had it shot from down low, thus exacerbating the size of his chin/neck/ staring up into his piggy nostrils?

I am guessing just out of common sense shooting and vanity that no, that’s not the case, why would he, but it just looks like that anyway.
Imagine what an *un*fortunate angle looks like!

 

[Oh piss off!]

I think he's had some work done to his brow? It looks flatter/smoother to me.

Also why does he say 'ass' and not 'arse'? I thought you were Geordie, Oli.

 

[Reluctant MC]

I was wondering the whole way through (what I watched of) the video, wether he had it shot from down low, thus exacerbating the size of his chin/neck/ staring up into his piggy nostrils?

I am guessing just out of common sense shooting and vanity that no, that’s not the case, why would he, but it just looks like that anyway.
Imagine what an *un*fortunate angle looks like!

Glad I'm not the only one who sees it!
And you're right, I can't imagine anyone vain showing off their "bad side". We could be wrong because there's clear deficit in being able to see what looks good, but I think you're onto something.

 

[lady stoneheart]

i will not allow yaoi-addicted schizoposters to appropriate the word pooner

Spoiler: powerlevel

that has been my dog’s nickname for well over a decade. i claimed it first they can’t have it

anyway Ol Lie’s nose looks like shit lmao