Jude Valentin / Jude Torres / Judy Valentin / DivineBrujeria / MermaidRoyal / MermaidQueenJude / MerQueenJude - Cancelled Twitch Streaming Clout Chaser, Wannabe Photographer. Cancellation event starting on page 838

[Fìddlesticks]

Honestly no matter your autism or not. The package naming makes 0 sense. Our sun is a star so... .. .. .. not a very big one either. Not a dwarf but nowhere near some of the giants. I forget it's exact size label. Maybe I should tell Nasa to go with "small fat" .....

Her retouching skills... how do you say in espanõl? "First touch of a rapist."

Did you also spot the "pricing does not apply to fashion or commercial clients" lol. Ah Judy. Try having 1 paying client before making any assumptions about anyone wishing to part actual money to hire you for photography.

And yes she is definitely aware of this thread. In fact Null made a post about her tweet about having a thread here. And he was like how does she has 600 pages when I've never heard of this fatty no one.

March the 1st... I think Judy needs to start lining up some health care assessments so she can grift the med spend later this year. Doesn't she turn 26 this year and get booted off daddy's Medicaid?

 

[OttoWest]

Pretty sure one of her ex mods? ex followers? (a guy) posted here and confirmed Jude and her mods were aware of this thread.

 

[Gramlol]

Pretty sure one of her ex mods? ex followers? (a guy) posted here and confirmed Jude and her mods were aware of this thread.

Yep, the furry guy who was an ex-mod. He spilled some tea about the mods generally thinking she was a bullying narc, but not anything specific

 

[taintmisbehavin]

Yes Judy, because African students are def suffering the most in this conflict.

The true victims: people on visas who can easily go back to their country of origin and not the citizens who have no choice.

 

[just some jerk]

i’m pretty sure she used to make her mod Joyce read it for her; I’m sure Joyce keeps up with the thread but after the twitter fiasco she’s not condensing it for our merpig’s delicate ears anymore

While we have no exact proof that Jude reads here (yet), there's been awfully coincidental changes made to her website and various accounts shortly after a farmer makes a certain statement.

I would guess she's not reading religiously, but no way she's not aware of this thread, and no way she doesn't peek in to look around from time to time. I'm sure it gives her tons of narcissistic supply to know there's a whole internet enclave devoted to her alone.

So which wins out? Her fear of being triggered (no mods to prescreen) or her narc love of reading about herself?

If she is reading, she would make her package rates consistent.

 

[Putin Bot]

Jude updated her FAQ:

Also, even though she now states on her website that her packages start at $200:

When you go to the goddawful PDF link, it still shows her original rates:

Also, once again, it's obvious that Jude writes her own reviews:

She also now has a blog on her website, though with only one post:

Jesus christ Jude, if I'm looking for a photographer, I certainly don't want one who uses woke buzz words and has to constantly let you know they queer. People just want someone who can take good pictures, they don't give a shit about your life story.

 

[thejackal]

Why the fuck would she not provide the RAW files if asked and paid a fee? Sounds like she's afraid someone else could easily edit them much better.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Why can't a client select the images they want? Is this something a photographer does?

 

[Meiwaku]

Why can't a client select the images they want? Is this something a photographer does?

Why the fuck would she not provide the RAW files if asked and paid a fee? Sounds like she's afraid someone else could easily edit them much better.

Letting clients pick photos (if they want to) and distributing Raw files if asked (even if to your detriment your client does a super shitty edit and tags you), is basically par for the course. I don't have any idea why she wouldn't do this.

It seems oddly controlling to me when beggars cannot be choosers.

 

[inquizadoor]

also shes willing to "discuss" not putting someones photos up on her socials, which to me sounds like shes waiting to get the money and then just doing whatever the fuck she wants anyway. i would be ultra pissed if someone gave me really shitty edits and then didnt also give me the raw photos, AND THEN posted those bad photos online for "advertising"

 

[ADHD]

also shes willing to "discuss" not putting someones photos up on her socials, which to me sounds like shes waiting to get the money and then just doing whatever the fuck she wants anyway. i would be ultra pissed if someone gave me really shitty edits and then didnt also give me the raw photos, AND THEN posted those bad photos online for "advertising"

Well, that would be a deal breaker for me right there. You're already getting my money for the shoot. I'm paying for pictures for me, for my own personal use. You want to use me in your advertising? Then you can pay me to model for you. (Or more realistically, I'll just get someone else to take my pictures).

 

[thejackal]

And just to add as an entry level photographer with absolutely no body of work it's way too much to ask for a deposit. Yes, people are shit and will cancel last minute -- but guess what, you aren't in demand enough to ask them to pay up front. Maybe when you've got bookings all work day long and cannot go to the next until the prior one is done you can ask for deposits but as a beginner? Come on.

Jude is gonna have to figure out the only reason she did any numbers on twitch is wokeism affirmative action that repeatedly had her front page or otherwise featured. That sort of thing isn't going to work in the freelance world. Nobody is gonna "feature" her because she's a queerio latinx fat liberationist photographer.

 

[inquizadoor]

Well, that would be a deal breaker for me right there. You're already getting my money for the shoot. I'm paying for pictures for me, for my own personal use. You want to use me in your advertising? Then you can pay me to model for you. (Or more realistically, I'll just get someone else to take my pictures).

lmao thats a great point, i cant imagine jude agreeing to be advertised on someones page for free. she'd bitch incessantly about it

 

[Putin Bot]

I would like to remind everyone on this thread, that early on in this thread, Jude did have a photography gig, and did a shoot for some eyeglass company (I think?). However, Jude immediately screwed up that opportunity, because not only did she release the photos she took before the company ran the ad, she also used that shoot to try to get attention of other companies, which obviously pissed off the company that took a chance on her, and she was dropped. And this was back when she would actually leave her apartment. Just your friendly reminder that Jude inevitably fucks up every opportunity she gets, because she's so fucking greedy and so full of herself, she doesn't understand there are rules you have to play by, if you want a job and keep it, in the real world. Not to mention, after that happened, she suddenly dropped photography, and decided Twitch would be her ticket to fame and fortune.

I quoted myself, because it looks like Jude put a photograph of that shoot on her website under Photography. Interestingly enough, it's at the very bottom, but in the middle....and when you click on it and hover, it indeed says "Glasses USA Portrait". Also, it was taken in fall 2019. (file name is GlassesUSA_fall2019)

This is considered Jude's "best" (and I mean, in where she actually did a shoot and was paid for it by a company). I'm not going into a sperg about how shitty it is, but the background is seriously pissing me off).

This photography arc is going to fail marvelously, and I'm sure it's already in the beginning of the end.

 

[PurpleEater]

Holy fucking shit, $500 for 120 minutes LMAO who the fuck does this bitch think she is, Annie Leibovitz?! This is great milk, honestly.

Christ almighty, her Q&A answers are so damn snotty and condescending. I especially cringed at the flat out "no" (lol) to the question about RAW files (also don't get why that's a big deal and agree most photographers would be happy to do that for their clients if they paid) and then her insistence that someone GIVE HER A REASON to not use their photos on her website?? Bitch, they don't NEED to give you a reason or have you determine whether or not it's an ~acceptable reason, either. If people want privacy, that's that. Even her sperg about ~photogenic isn't a thing comes across as REALLY obnoxious and know-it-all. She does seem to think her audience is made of complete idiots who need the secrets of the universe explained to them by the one and only wise, mystical Jude.

Why can't a client select the images they want? Is this something a photographer does?

Because Jude knows 99% of her photos are trash and the client would be pissed if they realized how shitty of a job she did for such insane pricing.

Even if I knew nothing about this woman beforehand and stumbled on this Q&A, I'd hate her immediately. and oh yeah she definitely writes her own reviews. No way in hell does Jude meet that girl in Midtown with her photo equipment...not unless they pay for her Uber there since taking the train is traumatic for her. And no way in HELL Jude ever did a photoshoot in "freezing weather" on the beach. This girl moans endlessly when it's below 60 degrees that her bones hurt.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

She needs to think of some advertising copy beyond "weaving together your imagination" and "making magic".

 

[TastyColours]

I’m kind of stunned that she doesn’t “allow” her clients to choose which pics they want. Does she understand proofs? Doesn’t a client probably know best how she wants to appear?

Judy may think she’s taken a fab picture and the client may think “fuck, that doesn’t even look like me.” I’m just reading all her rules and wondering who the hell is going to pay her. Nobody sane.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Having had quite a few photography sessions, her FAQ would instantly drive me away from her. Not being able to select my own images and not receiving digital RAWs is an easy deal breaker. I don't pay a photographer to pick and choose his or her favorites - I pay said photographer to take pictures and let me come to my decision amongst the shots taken.

Fucking hell, the retired Chief who volunteered to take pictures at our last Khaki Ball when we were all drunk fucks and being ridiculous had more professionalism than this twatwaffle.

 

[PurpleEater]

 

[stupid frog]

go on a real date, judy