Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

[Emperor Pupienus]

Oil is now over $105 a barrel. Who was that fucknut who said we need to be okay with it to own Putin?

"You have to make sacrifices (but we conveniently do not)! Grow a Victory Garden and carpool, we wanna LARP like it's WW2!"

That'd be Jon Cooper.

Ahhh I see what you did there Axios:Apparently Ukraine CANNOT make disinformaiton.
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It's especially insane considering the sheer quantity of disinfo propaganda being cranked out by the Ukrainian side, obvious examples being the Ghost of Kiev and the Snake Island thing. You may have noticed that the Ukrainian lying has recently calmed down a bit, and that just so happens to coincide with Russia blowing up the Ukrainian military's psyop HQ in Kiev (72nd Center for Information and Psychological Operations). I get it, Ukraine arguably needs to use deceitful propaganda because they're at war and they're losing, but for Western media to pretend it's not going on after all that's happened is pretty absurd.

 

[Doctor Ivo Robotnik Sr.]

Kremlin posted pics of Putin, he doesn't look well:

Maybe it's just because all your crackers look alike but I can literally see zero difference here.

 

[Full Race Replay]

So it's official. NATO doesn't send any planes to Ukraine.

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Press conference with NATO Secretary General Jens Stoltenberg and the President of Poland, Andrzej Duda at Łask Military Airbase in Poland

(As delivered)

www.nato.int

Thank god. Hopefully the us will follow suit.

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Oh yeah, those war hero’s who died defending their country except that they surrendered and were captured and alive. I completely fell for that propaganda too, it’s embarrassing to think about.

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Zelensky receives standing ovation from EU Parliament in emotional scenes

"We are fighting for our freedom, for our rights and for our survival," said Volodymyr Zelensky. "But we are also fighting also to be equal members of Europe."

www.newsweek.com

Zelensky won't receive troops or weapons or planes. No he receives a STANDING OVATION from EU.

I didn’t expect anything less from the EU

I am so tired of fags coming into this thread to inform us that it was wrong for Putin to invade Ukraine like it's some kind of mic-drop le epic ownage moment no one here had considered yet.

It’s “not right”, in the same way nobody really wants to have to kill somebody via defensive gun use (not exactly the same but still)…but these people are like the newfags of geopolitics, they think that after 1945 countries are not allowed to invade each other and are not allowed to be in any wars.

 

[absolutelynotfbi]

Apparently that text message that Ukraine used at the UN supposedly from a Russian soldier about targeting civilians was a copypasta from 2ch.

Not that I ever bought that text message exchange as it seemed like Ukrainian propaganda to begin with, but where does it say that this was copypasta from 2ch? Was the pic of the broken phone from a 2ch thread by a shitposter?

 

[Retired Junta Member]

Russian nuclear submarines allegedly sailed off for a drill in the Barents Sea.
Lol.

 

[RollerGator]

Reminds me of the reasons I believe in simulation theory;
somewhere some jackass intern spawns Bigfoot now and then when someone's alone in the woods and despawns him when they get close, just to fuck with us

Bigfoot actually has teleportation powers in some native American mythology.

 

[Butter Keks]

Moldvans and Ukrainians would say the Russians have no place in their country and claim the USSR deliberately put Russian diaspora in their countries to destroy their identities and make them all Russian (they did).

On the contrary, the Communists moved the Russians to those regions to dilute the blood of the Russians and not to destroy the local identities. The Communists hated the Russians under their control because the Russians represented their imperial oppressors. That the locals then surmised that the Russians were moved in to chip away at them was a happy accident that played into the Communist Party's divide and conquer strategy concerning its domestic populations.

 

[Blake Chortles]

Am I just missing them but why have there been so few combat videos? These people need to prioritize my entertainment/information gathering more so I can figure out wtf is even happening over there.

 

[The Other Baldwin]

what if thats what this has been the entire time, we're all getting fucked because guys on the shortwave version of 4chan are going "you want to see the normies sperg" and then releasing a virus or destroying the WTC.

Then I want more of it. It is the only reason this forum has constant entertainment. But I am pretty sure you just described George Soros.

Was this one posted yet?

Yes, best footage of the day. More of that pls internet.

Just got an email from Save America Now PAC because I signed up for the shit back in the election and I am too lazy to click 'unsubscribe' - I've been seeing more and more conservatives virtue signaling as of late.

Bitch, you are going to start World War III. Try staring that in the face.

 

[Varg Did Nothing Wrong]

Not that I ever bought that text message exchange as it seemed like Ukrainian propaganda to begin with, but where does it say that this was copypasta from 2ch? Was the pic of the broken phone from a 2ch thread by a shitposter?

No, not quite. I think there's a misunderstanding. The original image of the broken phone and the Whatsapp convo or whatever it was, did get posted on Dvach and immediately riffed on and meme'd, simply because it was so obviously staged, but the initial image was not a Dvach copypasta.

Am I just missing them but why have there been so few combat videos? These people need to prioritize my entertainment/information gathering more so I can figure out wtf is even happening over there.

RUAF forces have been specifically ordered not to record video, I have to assume they have their phones and shit confiscated before they get sent out so they're not pinging their geolocation to Google, Tinder, Zuckerberg and whoever else all the time and taking TikTok videos of their location for artillery to get called on them.

 

[Psychotron]

Am I just missing them but why have there been so few combat videos?

The Ukies are saving them in the editing bay to make a sweet montage video to make FazeClan and Russia look like trash

 

[MeltyTW]

I think we've seen just as much, if not more, abandoned AFU vehicles, as we have RUAF so far. Allegedly hiding casualties, how would you go about proving or disproving this is happening? The only casualty numbers we've seen so far have been the ones about how many troops and materiel Ukraine has neutralized so far and those numbers are so inflated that immediately people started memeing them. Or are you referring to the "mobile crematoriums" photo that was actually from half a decade ago and is meant for burning poop?

I don't hate the west. It's ironic you're asking me to be intelligent with how I find faults with the western side, when I was replying to your bonehead takes on the russian side.

I don't care about Ukraine's feelgood worldwide circlejerk. They're losing the war and, in the eyes of the west, they're innocent and dindu nuffin, so it stands to reason there will be a massive pity party for them. This pity party will unite braindead NPCs who will screech and yell until they're told to unite against something else.

Ukraine and Russia are not equal they're the side supposed to uave abandoned vehicles en masses not Russia a supposed military superpower do you guys just not get that tying with a low tier baby nation is an L even if you can flush more young lives down the crapper to inevitably capture it when your nation is as big and developed as russias?

Also AFAIK russia hasn't posted casuality numbers or has drug its feet doing so, that's what I wa referring to.

Also no your point is russia is doing really well because they're maybe having a bit more vehicles lost on the side of a woefully inferior force is brain dead, would you accept that excuse from biden on a US Invasion? That were catching up to fucking Mexico or Afghanistan or Iraq?

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

what if thats what this has been the entire time, we're all getting fucked because guys on the shortwave version of 4chan are going "you want to see the normies sperg" and then releasing a virus or destroying the WTC.

Honestly that'd make me feel better than most of the alternatives, casual cruelty for the sake of a laugh sits better with me than the idea everyone in charge is THAT incompetent, or that it's all part of an even bigger plan to fuck everyone over for some gay globohomo grand design.

 

[OctopodaEnjoyer]

Am I just missing them but why have there been so few combat videos? These people need to prioritize my entertainment/information gathering more so I can figure out wtf is even happening over there.

Russian government probably has it locked down on putting them out, Ukrainians probably aren't surviving to upload any they take.

 

[MeltyTW]

You seriously think that Russia not conquering ukraine in 2 days is an epic own against Putin? Go back to reddit faggot.

Yeah it is his attempt at a quick Invasion failed and now he's trying to siege Ukraine, that's a fail even if Ukraine is going to inevitably fall which it will.

Explain how russia losing this much this quickly Is a good thing for russia and makes their invasion worth it to them

Edit also your board here literally had to have all negative ratings disabled to the point you fags are only able to respectfully disagree with me and still love me lol, that's below reddit where you can at least downvote

 

[Blake Chortles]

Yeah it is his attempt at a quick Invasion failed and now he's trying to siege Ukraine, that's a fail even if Ukraine is going to inevitably fall which it will.

Explain how russia losing this much this quickly Is a good thing for russia and makes their invasion worth it to them

In what way are they losing? Its been steady gains every day as far as we can tell.

 

[Butter Keks]

I'm beginning to think that other races and cultures say "fuck" a lot more than Americans.

And Americans say "fuck" a lot as it is.

 

[KeyserBroze]

Christ, 2022 is officially the year we hit peak Slav

https://twitter.com/NDmytriiev/status/1498559858286678023

These amateur astronauts were saved from going to the moon by their cousin calling asking if they wanted to go bowling.

 

[Golden Boy]

There is a war raging in Yemen right now that's killed at least half a million people. The US is an active participant providing enormous logistical support to the Saudis, No one, and I mean not one single person in the west gives the remotest solitary fuck.

It's another "brown person cries that white people like other white people more" episode.

 

[OctopodaEnjoyer]

In what way are they losing?

Western Media and the Ukrainian government told him that not taking a country the size of texas in three days is the biggest military failure of all time, and that in addition to that failure they have destroyed thousands of tanks and the entire russian airforce.