Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

[LUNEKO]

I can't find a news story and additional info can't be verified, so just take this for sake of hilariousness.

It looks like kids from protest in Russia got packed up. The chick on the right has Russian police uniform on (probably child protective). Beyond the grate, there is a Russia cop in uniform.

Posters say "no to war" in Russian

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"They told me i was gonna be the next Greta Thunberg, all i got was fucking jailed"

 

[Matt Damon]

We've gone from "Ukraine is a sovereign nation" to "Ukraine is a literal toddler being kicked by an adult".

I swear to God, the incessant need to create these pointless juvenile analogies to a complex geopolitical situation is leading the vociferously pro-Ukraine people to a kind of madness.

They're totally unwilling or unable to look at this event as it actually is, rather than the contrived mental model they've invented.

 

[RX-78]

Anyone got a current TLDR handy?

 

[Varg Did Nothing Wrong]

I can't find a news story and additional info can't be verified, so just take this for sake of hilariousness.

It looks like kids from protest in Russia got packed up. The chick on the right has Russian police uniform on (probably child protective). Beyond the grate, there is a Russia cop in uniform.

Taking your children to a protest is a retarded move in any country, but doubly so in Russia where OMON routinely beats the fuck out of protestors.

It was cringe and gay to see American kids being forced to hold up signs with their parents beliefs. It's cringe and gay here as well.

 

[Da Grim Reaper]

FIA haven't gone full retarded over it. No Russian/Belarusian flags, anthems, teams or events but drivers fine as long as they race under neutral colours.

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It's just a matter of time until anything Russian is demonized to the same level of Nazi Germany.

 

[Sammich]

Eh, if that was a multiple choice question I would assume 7% were just fucking with the pollster. If it wasn't god have mercy on our souls.

I've heard someone claim it was good to live by an electric sub-station.. "the electricity is more fresh there"

 

[Butter Keks]

Anyone posted this yet? I was at work for the last 150 pages.

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GO CRP GO!! I hope he never fucking stops.

 

[Varg Did Nothing Wrong]

For any of you Putinbros still mad that NATO would dare sell anti-tank missiles to kill some of your drunken tankers, just remember, you guys started it a long, long time ago...

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We're just gonna ignore the Taliban that the US created, trained, and armed with Stingers and other modern weapons to kill Soviets in Afghanistan, then, huh?

 

[Spicey McHaggis]

I hope Belarus gets bombed, thats where the World of Tanks game development headquarters are.

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They deserve it for that ui change a year or so back.

 

[Saleh]

Ok let me explain, Ukraine and Russia are not equal right? If you make steady gains after being replied a bit by a toddler you performing below expectations especially if it costs you billions or millions each time to do it and people are disgusted enough at you bullying a toddler that they wreck your finances

Pretty much everything around Donbass and southeastern Ukraine will collapse in a few weeks or by month's end.

And the successful creation of a land corridor between Donbass and Crimea was one of the main objective of this war.

Why the fuck would Putin back down if he has accomplished one main objective of the war in a few days?

 

[Peepeepoopoo1596]

"They told me i was gonna be the next Greta Thunberg, all i got was fucking jailed"
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tfw you're about to get sold to a Russian millionaire...

 

[naffatune]

People at a Kievan train station are getting restless (link)

 

[Starscreams Cape]

We're just gonna ignore the Taliban that the US created, trained, and armed with Stingers and other modern weapons to kill Soviets in Afghanistan, then, huh?

Or the equipment the Soviets supplied to Vietnam?

How far back do you want to go?

 

[Margo Martindale]

Big if true

https://twitter.com/AnonUkraine_/status/1498773498713497600

 

[b0x]

woot go russia

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

Viktor Medvedchuk, the opposition leader that Zelensky imprisoned for "treason", has escaped house arrest and his current location is unknown.

 

[PittyKitty]

Why do i think the entire Russian Ukraine relation can be explain by this song?

Killpop https://g.co/kgs/fn6fAi

 

[Peepeepoopoo1596]

woot go russia
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poggers in the chat comrade

 

[LUNEKO]

People at a Kievan train station are getting restless (link)

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Totally a scene from a country that's winning a war

 

[Burt Offerings]

Anyone got a current TLDR handy?

Russia is simultaneously falling over themselves in a slapstick parody of warfare and also taking over major cities.
Ukraine is simultaneously easily winning the war with no help and in desperate need of NATO support and supplies.
Putin is simultaneously laser-focused, cold and concise with his brutality and completely fucking chicken oriental and making mistakes all over.
US are thankfully keeping their big honking beaks out for now, EUrope is fucked regardless.
Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn! Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah-nagl fhtagn