Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

[Peepeepoopoo1596]

Very good point that I didn't even consider, if this was actually real (which to reiterate since the thread is going a mile a minute, it isn't thankfully) and they let it go bang, it'd trigger Dead Hand.
5 seconds of fun to have everyone die in the fires of a nuclear blast, one last "We did it Reddit!" for the road.

Ending the world for an updoot.

 

[Da Grim Reaper]

Some Ukrainians have made a song about the Bayraktar TB2 drone which has been prominently used thus far by Ukraine in the conflict.
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I wonder if any of these songs will be just as hard as those Yugoslav War ones

 

[PittyKitty]

This is why i said "peace for a couple of years" Russia will probably militarize the fuck out of his part of Ukraine and sort shit out with the economy before pushing again, either the rest of Ukraine or somewhere else, whatever peace we get from now on will be short lived as the gates of war have been opened again

At some point Churchill said something along lines

"You were given the choice between war and dishonour. You chose dishonour, and you will have war."

 

[Starscreams Cape]

How garbage though, what degree are we discussing here? Genuinely curious to learn where the Russian military stands in terms of equipment quality.

They are getting degraded by older versions of their own equipment. The M1A2 tank would annihilate any other Russian tank. Literally they'd do better with anti-tank missiles than the mobile coffins issued to them.

The Russians only in the last few years started fielding aircraft with stealth technology. Something we've used in warfare for 30 years and have been refining all the time.

 

[Breadbassket]

Chaotic scene at the Kiev Railway Station as civilians are trying to board the train.

 

[Simpadoo]

We nuked ourselves to stop Putin. Typical troon strategy.

They are the vanguard for globohomo. Who can be more loyal than it that can cut their dick off?

 

[burntwater]

Vice President Kamala Harris explaining the conflict on a show for niggers:
“Ukraine is a country in Europe. It exists next to another country called Russia. Russia is a bigger country. Russia decided to invade a smaller country called Ukraine so basically that’s wrong.”

 

[Peepeepoopoo1596]

I wonder how long until Call of Duty makes a level out of this?

 

[Feline Supremacist]

5 seconds of fun to have everyone die in the fires of a nuclear blast, one last "We did it Reddit!" for the road.

I used to stress over that but then I remember that theory we nuked ourselves in the past already based on some lines from the Brahmastra, a depleted natural reactor in Africa and some slightly radioactive ancient Indian ruins so maybe its time for round 2.

 

[mr.moon1488]

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This GLOWS.

lol Twatter likely shoahed the account. I think a few million deaths from a nuclear meltdown was a bridge too far even for them.

 

[Kendall Motor Oil]

40 more pages

At 5 pages every 30 minutes during peak hours, it will get there soon. Post bait if you get impatient.

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

I wonder how long until Call of Duty makes a level out of this?

There was a whole game about it for two years. It was called Warzone I believe. Got a bit weird near the end of the first year with the Zombies tho.

 

[Arc]

Ending the world for an updoot.

"Updoots alone move the wheels of history"

 

[Sammich]

Aw damn, why is everything fake smh
Emotions are fake

For just that reason friend. They wanna appeal to your emotions so you turn the logic off.

You didn't think it seemed off than they were saying exactly what the west was.. "we thought we were gonna be treated like liberators.. we are bombing all their cities together... we are killign civilians... they are throwing themselves under our tanks" I'm not saying any of those aren't true, but why would one random soldier admit all that stuff to his mom?

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

At some point Churchill said something along lines

"You were given the choice between war and dishonour. You chose dishonour, and you will have war."

"I instead will choose war and in the process destroy the British Empire and deliver the entirety of Eastern Europe to the Stalinist yoke because I can't get over my autistic obsession with beating Germany. Oops"

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

Yeah, it was fake.

doesn't matter, it worked in terms of propaganda, made it to the UN and tiktok

 

[A_Callow_Youth]

Anyone got a current TLDR handy?

Ukraine's fucked, but they're going to go down kicking and screaming. Urban bombardment likely coming in the next few days.

 

[Übertroon]

oof

 

[Saleh]

"Ukraine’s Air Force, along with units of the army and territorial defense, destroyed a large Russian military convoy near the city of Bashtanka in Ukraine’s southern Mykolaiv region."

" Military bloggers reported that the convoy contained up to 800 vehicles."

Yeah and William Wallace was 2 meters high, killed 800 Englishmen alone and could expulse fire from his cock.

 

[doesnotglow]

Russian civilians at the ATM reacting to the doubling of the domestic interest rate:
"Cash rules everything around me CREAM get the money, dolla dolla bill yaaaaall"

I memed this up just for you