Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[big ups liquid richard]

Man, it would be a real shame if someone contacted that shiteater nigger faggot boss of his

With the amount of weens in the discord, I would assume that has already happened, and it certainly will this time.

 

[CavewomenDCJ]

You have the number of the AT&T he is working of in the OP almost at the top. Also with amount of people giving him advice I hope we get even more often Caveman is a tranny posts.

 

[big ups liquid richard]

Chibi sharing that white supremacist's comic meme, likely clueless of its origin.

His less spergy brother seems to be aware that maybe its time to stop with the Pokemon shit.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Also with amount of people giving him advice I hope we get even more often Caveman is a tranny posts.

Wait what when did that happen?!

If anyone is interested in offering this guy obvious advice, please promptly leave the farms and join his circle jerk discord. The ol' Chibster doesn't have common sense and will never listen to you, no matter how special you feel

I already replied to this kind of sarcastically but it's been kind of sticking in my craw. Really, a lot of different threads have a lot of different life lessons and cautionary tales in them. Whether you wanna admit it or not, odds are, if you follow even a few cows, you've probably learned something about yourself from watching their stupidity.

In other words, Adam's thread can be a learning experience, more like a grim indicator of what can happen when you choose to be a complete fuck up over and over and over. So I like to think that by making fun of him, we all learn something at the end of the day, and the posts by users in these threads can often help other users or at least give them something to think about when life challenges them. One day So no, these threads are obviously not an intervention for the cows - sometimes it's just us helping each other out. It sounds a little gay, but it's true.

Of course, the central focus should always be making fun of Adam.

(Double post I know, don't shoot.)

Edit: dumb post, do shoot.

 

[Fartin 'n Pooin]

I already replied to this kind of sarcastically but it's been kind of sticking in my craw. Really, a lot of different threads have a lot of different life lessons and cautionary tales in them. Whether you wanna admit it or not, odds are, if you follow even a few cows, you've probably learned something about yourself from watching their stupidity.

In other words, Adam's thread can be a learning experience, more like a grim indicator of what can happen when you choose to be a complete fuck up over and over and over. So I like to think that by making fun of him, we all learn something at the end of the day, and the posts by users in these threads can often help other users or at least give them something to think about when life challenges them. One day So no, these threads are obviously not an intervention for the cows - sometimes it's just us helping each other out. It sounds a little gay, but it's true.

Of course, the central focus should always be making fun of Adam.

(Double post I know, don't shoot.)

You're overthinking this thread too much. Chibi has mental deficits compounded on top of whatever amount severe emotional problems he also has. He is literally the perfect storm of sheer autism. Unless you too share this 1 in a million amalgamation of retardation, you should not be seeing yourself in this thread. There is no learning experience to be had here. There is only laughing at this fucking kid, and being amazed that someone this retarded, while also somewhat functioning, can exist.

Also, I heard CavemanDCJ is a troon now. When did that happen guys?

 

[the khat quaffer]

You're overthinking this thread too much. Chibi has mental deficits compounded on top of whatever amount severe emotional problems he also has. He is literally the perfect storm of sheer autism. Unless you too share this 1 in a million amalgamation of retardation, you should not be seeing yourself in this thread. There is no learning experience to be had here. There is only laughing at this fucking kid, and being amazed that someone this retarded, while also somewhat functioning, can exist.

Also, I heard CavemanDCJ is a troon now. When did that happen guys?

Speak for yourself. I was about to put on Elsa's dress from Frozen for my tinder display pic until I saw Adam do it and I decided... maybe not.

I'm going to drop this cause I guess it was kind of a misguided post but I like to think that we're all sane, rational people and we would never find ourselves in anything resembling Adam's situation.

 

[Torque Wheeler]

Speak for yourself. I was about to put on Elsa's dress from Frozen for my tinder display pic until I saw Adam do it and I decided... maybe not.

I'm going to drop this cause I guess it was kind of a misguided post but I like to think that we're all sane, rational people and we would never find ourselves in anything resembling Adam's situation.

I do not think that this forum is the best place to remagnetize your life compass. Please seek professional help if you are using chibi as your measuring stick

 

[blinkber385]

Speak for yourself. I was about to put on Elsa's dress from Frozen for my tinder display pic until I saw Adam do it and I decided... maybe not.

I'm going to drop this cause I guess it was kind of a misguided post but I like to think that we're all sane, rational people and we would never find ourselves in anything resembling Adam's situation.

Bro make fun of the fucking dork in a dress and shut the fuck up

 

[big ups liquid richard]

More useless shit.

 

[Fartin 'n Pooin]

More useless shit.
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I found it on Etsy. It cost $150, and he still has to paint the thing, which if he tries to do it'll look like shit because the ones I all saw were airbrushed. He's got another one coming in the mail next week.

Hey, at least it'll look bitching in that sweet leather jacket

Edit: link https://www.etsy.com/listing/114207...llery-1-29&organic_search_click=1&frs=1&cns=1

 

[Hot HOT HOTTT]

More useless shit.
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A grown man with a healthy career and happy family buying this? A bit weird, nothing too offensive though, just a person getting the stuff they liked as a kid now that they can afford it, IMO. Definitely nerdy, might go to cons with their wife and kids, fun for the whole family, etc.

Chibi doing it and sharing photos of it on top of his filthy carpet, in context, is just standard ultra-pathetic Chibi fare. For fuck's sake. It's so depressing to watch this manchild fill the gaping hole in his life with more and more consooming, in part because you know that he is just one of the most infamous and vocal representatives of a seemingly growing population of equally sad and pathetic Western men.

 

[Craigstopher T Penmanship]

More useless shit.
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That's a 3D print of one of the first game's keyblades.

What's the matter Adam? Did you not have the patience to print this yourself with your 3D printer?

Never change. Just keep on throwing money away.

 

[Depths of Homolust]

That's a 3D print of one of the first game's keyblades.

Thanks, I was actually typing out a post where I asked what the fuck that hideous thing was. I thought it was an Evanescence-themed dildo/wallhanger

 

[TERF Accountant]

From the number of people who post here about the troon CavemanDCJ, I kinda wonder how many people contact the troon thinking it’s the speedrunning CavemanDCJ. Not "care" enough to do anything besides idly wonder, but it might be interesting.

 

[Craigstopher T Penmanship]

Thanks, I was actually typing out a post where I asked what the fuck that hideous thing was. I thought it was an Evanescence-themed dildo/wallhanger

It's not even finished as @Fuckedmcgoats pointed out before me.

He still needs to sand it smooth, prime it, and then paint it. But since it's Adam, he's most likely going to paint it as it currently is and it's going to look like garbage.

 

[SmugDruggler]

Is that a keyboard I see there too? A shitty looking toy one if so, but still. I can’t imagine what else it could be but I also can’t possibly imagine that he’d undertake a musician arc without making sure everyone knew he was the next Rick Wakeman either

 

[KaKoKis]

Is that sword from Kingdom Hearts? It looks retarded.
Adam White is a mentally retarded individual and I hope he continues this behavior for many year, I'm quite enjoying it. Thanks to everyone keeping this thread alive everyday.

 

[PlumSyrup]

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Is that a keyboard I see there too? A shitty looking toy one if so, but still. I can’t imagine what else it could be but I also can’t possibly imagine that he’d undertake a musician arc without making sure everyone knew he was the next Rick Wakeman either

Upthread people shared his brother's tiktoks and he seems to be a musician. My guess is that's his.

 

[Torque Wheeler]

Add at least $39 to the list of wasted money, whoever is keeping tally

$150? My 3d printer is only being used for things I make for work. Maybe I should start grifting weeaboos too

 

[Esoteric Maw]

My morbid curiosity is begging to hear what kind of ear rape Chibi has produced with that keyboard.