Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

[Seora]

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4 guaranteed shirt sales is really going to put a dent in those “lawyer fees”. Honestly, He needs to learn from a professional.

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

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Bitches that PKA Kyle doesn't like him but now he's open to going on PKA again (9:21 - 10:00)​

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This clip is especially insufferable if you’re actually a viewer of PKA. I tend to watch their old clips a lot when I’m busy with other things, and the Boogie ones are some of the most awkward and fucking cringe in the show’s history. Boogie only pipes up when the topic is about him and for the rest of the show spaces out on his phone. I specifically remember him asking Kyle (FPSRussia for those unaware) for gun advice prior to the Frank Hassle situation and then blatantly checking out as Kyle spends around 10 minutes or so detailing all the best self-defense guns he’d recommend for Boogie given his needs and prior experience. It’s so fucking disrespectful and the comments definitely reflect that. Some asskissers for the melon, but most seem to point out how it drives them up the wall when Boogie stops participating to check Twitter. Also, his gums started profusely bleeding after getting his new horse teeth on one of the episodes and he tried to hide it but Kyle definitely noticed and it was hilarious

Anyways if you enjoy hatewatching the Boogster give the PKA episodes featuring him a watch. Specifically the video versions so you can see how inconsiderate he is the whole time. It’s what led to Kyle saying “I neither like nor dislike Boogie” as a guest because he never fucking does anything of note unless the topic is him, or of course his suicide attempts of childhood abuse/rapes which he gladly brings up with zero hesitation

 

[Lugubrious]

The cycle of Boogie is something. If you go back to this past September he's arcs have changed so much.

- Travel channel rebooting, he's back to "clean eating" bragging about good good lettace is or some stupid shit
- Bought a ok priced car of his dreams
- Travel videos tank on his travel channel
- Try to leach travel views from that one dude he called a pedo
- Guys Francis is now back!
- Holloween high quality content coming soon (never came)
- Boogie gets a new "friend", then "Gf" and then "the one" before Thanksgiving, hates holidays.
- Gets a expensive dog he doesn't need or take care of.
- Boogie has lots of Holiday Francis video ideas to do with his "Gf" and ways to monotize his "relationship"

Now zero mention of the girl, his narrative is that after this court case is over that he will do the same shit he's been trying to do the last 6 months?

After spending money on a sugar baby, a car, traveling to theme parks, opening magic cards and food, he wants his fans to pay his fees for his crimes? Scum

He even suggested in one clip he's been in a "haitus" since 2019? Really dude?

 

[MoreCopeMoreRope]

Initiate half-assed attempt to get this photo 'viral' to sell t-shirts.

 

[Chandler Bing]

Thank God for his Native American ancestry. He's gonna blend in perfectly as a mestizo.

That was debunked by melon himself recently. Admitted on the twitter that it's from his anxiety.

Smh. Could've been native American. Instead he wants to be an anxiety ridden pedophile. Die Steven.

 

[derthballs]

hasnt he said that his legal fees a few months ago were something like 25k? Im assuming by the time its done it will double pretty much, so conservatively 50k. At $9 a shirt he's hoping to sell 5500 shirts to cover his costs? We know his we survived 2020 shirts sold less than 100 (he seemed to thank anyone who bought one on twitter) i think it was lucky if it broke 50 actually thinking back.

On top of that, event the most hardened boogie fans, do you really want to walk around with a mugshot of Melon on your body?

He's actually insane.

 

[AnOminous]

hasnt he said that his legal fees a few months ago were something like 25k? Im assuming by the time its done it will double pretty much, so conservatively 50k. At $9 a shirt he's hoping to sell 5500 shirts to cover his costs? We know his we survived 2020 shirts sold less than 100 (he seemed to thank anyone who bought one on twitter) i think it was lucky if it broke 50 actually thinking back.

On top of that, event the most hardened boogie fans, do you really want to walk around with a mugshot of Melon on your body?

He's actually insane.

Plus the fat bastard will need another 50K just for prison ramen. Per day.

 

[SpaceAce]

@Lugubrious can't quote properly but:

Him saying if you play Magic on Fridays instead of "getting laid" he doesn't get you and no attractive people play Magic.... Didn't this fat loser pretend he found his sugar baby at a shop? This guy can't keep lies stright

Also pretty telling that:
1. He thinks spending time with your friends playing a game you all find fun is something you only do when sex isn't available.
2. I guess Friday nights are the only nights he thinks people can have sex? Maybe I'm in the minority here but if my partner wants to go out with friends on friday we can still have sex anytime else that we're together saturday - thursday. Friday night being the only time available with your partner stops being an issue once you're both old enough to not need your parent's permission to go out on a weeknight-
Oh.
Okay nevermind I can see why Boogie still views this as a problem.

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Initiate half-assed attempt to get this photo 'viral' to sell t-shirts.

He keeps going on and on about "after the trial."

I have no idea what he thinks could be left to be said on the subject since he can't shut up about it for two full minutes. I get that that's his big hook right now to try and bring people back in but he really can't contain himself; he's already started 10 stories with "this will get me in trouble..." and then spoke his peace on it.
I kind of wish it actually would get him in trouble legally, or at least with his lawyer on a personal level, so that maybe he'd have something to reveal when all is said and done. Instead it's just going to be "My lawyer made me take a plea deal but I dindu nuffin and all my real fans know this is true but all the dumb, loser haters with no lives, and all my neighbors that they paid off, think I actually did something wrong."
I mean, okay yeah he's probably concocting some stupid story to play out in the background of all this but like all his lies it will hold about as much water as heroic car crash saga.

 

[Bugged Weight Loss]

4 guaranteed shirt sales is really going to put a dent in those “lawyer fees”. Honestly, He needs to learn from a professional.
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Boogie going full DSP would honestly be an improvement lol. Credit where it's very dubiously due, at least the pigroach can stick to a schedule. Boogie can't even manage that.

 

[Seora]

- Travel channel rebooting, he's back to "clean eating" bragging about good good lettace is or some stupid shit

- Boogie gets a new "friend", then "Gf" and then "the one" before Thanksgiving, hates holidays.
- Gets a expensive dog he doesn't need or take care of.
- Boogie has lots of Holiday Francis video ideas to do with his "Gf" and ways to monotize his "relationship"

Now zero mention of the girl, his narrative is that after this court case is over that he will do the same shit he's been trying to do the last 6 months?

He loves lettuce so much, he chooses to never actively eat it, or go on a diet with it in unless there’s a camera filming him!

You don’t understand, you have to have a high threshold of magic and arcanum knowledge in MTG, him and his girlfriend are so expert tier that they’ve enshrined a new move called ‘the disappearing hooker”. I don’t think he’s fully figured out the ‘reappearing’ part yet but as anything with boogie it’s a work in progress.

 

[Lugubrious]

Fat Boogie is now giving his opinion on Putin, which sorta sounds how he will be remembered too:

 

[Five Star Man]

Boogie, nobody wants takes on international politics from a fat loser who doesn't even have a passport or leave his house. You know nothing outside of America. People like you are an international joke that people laugh about when they think of America.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I’m surprised he’s already on Putin jokes. Ordinarily we’d have to wait a week or two to get such timely jibes.

 

[Gangster Talk]

What is this weird "Putin is a beta cuck" cope? He's arguably the most powerful person in the world, call him a piece of shit, madman, asshole, sure, but trying to bring him down with "beta cuck" is just weird. I can't tell if he's trying to be funny or if it's some retarded way of trying to de-elevate his status.

 

[diehardman]

I wish they'd stop scheduling these when I can't get off work.

Nobody cares enough about him to cancel him.

It's ok, this will get a continuance as well.

 

[Marc83]

I’m surprised he’s already on Putin jokes. Ordinarily we’d have to wait a week or two to get such timely jibes.

You mean like being a week late to what’s already happening?



“We landed on the moon?!”

 

[for]

He talks about his recent positive mood. No doubt fuelled from the recent asspats

Far more likely he is just on a different type, or a higher quantity of drugs.

 

[Chandler Bing]

 

[King Fructose]

You mean like being a week late to what’s already happening?

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“We landed on the moon?!”

What better source of political opinions than the man whose legacy is a fat guy screaming on the internet?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

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Who did it? The guy you found on Fiverr, Boogie, you sick fuck.