Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[r00]

Do you ever take a step back and realize how weird The Tale of Patrick the Fat is?

Often, and it cracks me up every time. He's like a fictional character in a really odd sitcom. A complete buffoon with no self awareness stumbling from mishap to mishap never learning anything and carrying on a mortal feud with some fans of a cancelled radio show. Patrick could write for a million years and wouldnt produce anything half as comedically brilliant and interesting as his actual life story over the last few years. And he's too much of a narcissist to ever see why that is.

The downfall of OnA and the rise of the rascals was one of the wildest, most hilarious things ever and Patrick is the greatest spin off show on earth.

 

[Plaintiff is fat]

Biden's admin seem adamant that they don't want to escalate, will be interesting to see Fatrick either manage to do a 180° or entirely avoid criticizing Biden at all over it because he's incapable. Probably the first case of him being publicly in any disagreement.

This fucking retard fell for a Huffpost.info email domain. Probably clicks on Nigerian emails, too.

Pat's so stupid he's probably still thinking "Can't believe Josiah's supervisor called me a fat faggot with bitch tits and pulled the plug on his piece"

Found this gem of a tweet in which piggy claims to have EXPERTISE IN FASCISM lmao you can't make this shit up. archived

 

[Johnny Anal Beads]

The downfall of OnA and the rise of the rascals was one of the wildest, most hilarious things ever and Patrick is the greatest spin off show on earth.

I hear tell that in addition to Nice Podcast, Stupid!, there will be additional shows from the ashes of the ONA Empire. Imagine that, a multimedia network dedicated to a portly male lesbian.

Feed Nana.

 

[Retink]

Technically untrue, several other people had the same idea, they just had a slightly different take on it.

I wanted to find a short clip of her just freaking out so I could make a joke about her being in the cockpit going "AWGWABABA THE POWER OF LESLIE! AWGOOOO!" or whatever she does, and the first clip I clicked on started with her going "Das riiiiiight!" I hope they really do make an abomination like this.

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

This fucking retard fell for a Huffpost.info email domain. Probably clicks on Nigerian emails, too.

black emails matter, child

 

[Mr Moonface]

Someone on twitter dares to question our piglet's foreign policy expertise, is treated to a narcissistic lecture because of it.



Two days ago he was being shat on by the entire internet for his dumb paint balloon recommendation and he's already back to lecturing people. What a dunce.

 

[Kaede Did Nothing Wrong]

Piggy talks about his experience with taking blood pressure meds. Like all healthy men, he started taking them in his late 20s.

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lmao a trained street brawler who gets KO'ed jumping off his bar stool to quickly

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I don't have the time to explain why you're so stupid, baby infant child:

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"I don't know who you need things explained"

A professional writer, everyone!

 

[moseph.jartelli]

Biden's admin seem adamant that they don't want to escalate, will be interesting to see Fatrick either manage to do a 180° or entirely avoid criticizing Biden at all over it because he's incapable. Probably the first case of him being publicly in any disagreement.

Pat's so stupid he's probably still thinking "Can't believe Josiah's supervisor called me a fat faggot with bitch tits and pulled the plug on his piece"

Found this gem of a tweet in which piggy claims to have EXPERTISE IN FASCISM lmao you can't make this shit up. archived
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He basically states that anecdotal experiences is what makes one an expert.

Jesus his direct confrontation shit reads like Star Wars fanfic or a RISK game. He truly is a pudgy, soft geek. Nothing stealthy about it.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Found this gem of a tweet in which piggy claims to have EXPERTISE IN FASCISM lmao you can't make this shit up. archived

By saying he’s “interviewed WWII vets from all sides,” is he trying to tell us he’s been networking with Nazis?

 

[SixPennyWalnut]

I’ve been following Pat’s hilarious escapades for about 3 years now.

According to him, he’s been an eminent expert and authority on just about every single zeitgeist topical news subject in that time. From brexit to covid, russia to China - he has direct knowledge of the true story.

Every miner stuck down a shaft, he knows what to do and what went wrong. Every oil spill, every industrial accident - he’s an expert in because he spoke to someone at a bar who works with liquid hydrogen pumps,

There hasn’t been a single topic in the news during the last 3 years that he isn’t vastly experienced in.

It’s really quite strange because it actually looks like he’s an unemployed hobbyist who never leaves his house or his one dive bar. He live tweets minor every day events like weeding and moving his fridge, so when exactly is he off being the globe surfing all action stud who knows everything about everything, when is he networking with the worlds greatest thinkers that make him so uniquely informed on every subject in the world?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I’ve been following Pat’s hilarious escapades for about 3 years now.

According to him, he’s been an eminent expert and authority on just about every single zeitgeist topical news subject in that time. From brexit to covid, russia to China - he has direct knowledge of the true story.

Every miner stuck down a shaft, he knows what to do and what went wrong. Every oil spill, every industrial accident - he’s an expert in because he spoke to someone at a bar who works with liquid hydrogen pumps,

There hasn’t been a single topic in the news during the last 3 years that he isn’t vastly experienced in.

It’s really quite strange because it actually looks like he’s an unemployed hobbyist who never leaves his house or his one dive bar. He live tweets minor every day events like weeding and moving his fridge, so when exactly is he off being the globe surfing all action stud who knows everything about everything, when is he networking with the worlds greatest thinkers that make him so uniquely informed on every subject in the world?

The only thing he isn't an expert at is paying Quasi.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I’ve been following Pat’s hilarious escapades for about 3 years now.

According to him, he’s been an eminent expert and authority on just about every single zeitgeist topical news subject in that time. From brexit to covid, russia to China - he has direct knowledge of the true story.

Every miner stuck down a shaft, he knows what to do and what went wrong. Every oil spill, every industrial accident - he’s an expert in because he spoke to someone at a bar who works with liquid hydrogen pumps,

There hasn’t been a single topic in the news during the last 3 years that he isn’t vastly experienced in.

It’s really quite strange because it actually looks like he’s an unemployed hobbyist who never leaves his house or his one dive bar. He live tweets minor every day events like weeding and moving his fridge, so when exactly is he off being the globe surfing all action stud who knows everything about everything, when is he networking with the worlds greatest thinkers that make him so uniquely informed on every subject in the world?

You’ve hilariously pinpointed one of my favorite things about this type of narcissist: They take themselves SO fucking seriously. This fat motherfucker genuinely believes everyone SHOULD defer to his obvious expertise!

PS This comment of yours is one of the funniest I’ve read on KF, tyvm.

 

[SixPennyWalnut]

You’ve hilariously pinpointed one of my favorite things about this type of narcissist: They take themselves SO fucking seriously. This fat motherfucker genuinely believes everyone SHOULD defer to his obvious expertise!

PS This comment of yours is one of the funniest I’ve read on KF, tyvm.

I’ve quite literally seen him tweet about bad parenting, and what they should do to be good parents instead - full of his usual self righteous condescending indignation.

We know he abandoned his daughter, signing away all parental rights three times while threatening to murder her mother and her step dad who’s actually providing for her.

He is an insane narcissist. People use terms like that flippantly now so it doesn’t mean anything but he genuinely is.

 

[JustStopDude]

Thank God the US president isn't listening to Pat and escalating this shit. I don't know why people don't believe the sanctions won't be crippling. Getting kicked from SWIFT means international trade is absolutely dead.

Seriously, Russia has a lot of institutional problems. The Russian military is terrible at force projection. This is basically Chechnya part III only this time, the west is fully behind the rebels.

The US and the west doesn't need to bomb shit. In about a week, the tanks stop working for lack of parts. Hell, the looting by conscripts is because the government doesn't pay them half the time.

Just wait it out.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

I have to wonder at Pat sometimes. The utter refusal beyond all reasoning to be like ‘yeah I fucked up shit sorry’ is the kind of blind zealotry a cult leader blows his load over. Have no doubt if he was muslim he’d have been a failed suicide bomber trying to bomb a bus only to predetonate at the stop and he is the only one there.
Or maybe it is performative. Maybe he is some kind of Andy Kaufman Genius playing the dumbest densest retard he can to show the world the foibles of political and cultural polarization. Maybe he will become so popular in his retardation people will step back and look at their own reflections and kill the fat child in themselves. Perhaps he will heal the nation.
Still fat though.

 

[SixPennyWalnut]

Thank God the US president isn't listening to Pat and escalating this shit. I don't know why people don't believe the sanctions won't be crippling. Getting kicked from SWIFT means international trade is absolutely dead.

Seriously, Russia has a lot of institutional problems. The Russian military is terrible at force projection. This is basically Chechnya part III only this time, the west is fully behind the rebels.

The US and the west doesn't need to bomb shit. In about a week, the tanks stop working for lack of parts. Hell, the looting by conscripts is because the government doesn't pay them half the time.

Just wait it out.

Wrong on all counts, child.

The only option is to rashly and needlessly escalate a total nuclear Holocaust by attacking immediately. I’m sorry you’re too stupid to understand why, sweet little baby infant.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Lol I just realized that he’s a fatter version of Simon the IT guy:

I’ve encountered several guys like this over the years who have never encountered a topic they’re not “experts” in. They often claim black belts in multiple martial arts, say they’re fluent in multiple languages, swear they’ve directly saved multiple lives, etc. I’ve always found these fantasists completely fucking hilarious — as long as I didn’t have to work with them. No wonder Fat is unemployable.

 

[JustStopDude]

Lol I just realized that he’s a fatter version of Simon the IT guy:

I’ve encountered several guys like this over the years who have never encountered a topic they’re not “experts” in. They often claim black belts in multiple martial arts, say they’re fluent in multiple languages, swear they’ve directly saved multiple lives, etc. I’ve always found these fantasists completely fucking hilarious — as long as I didn’t have to work with them. No wonder Fat is unemployable.

Don't go into engineering. Our field is beset by people like Patrick, who believe their functional competency in one area is equated to expertise in that area and all others.

I love in when an incel tells me how to raise my son.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

He is definitely a chronic liar.