Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%

  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%

  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.8%

  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%

  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 608 23.4%
  • Total voters
    2,595
RodgerDodger said:
This was a few weeks back when Freemantle dropped their absolutely BRUTAL response to his lawsuit. The one that laid out his celebrity stalking sex pest history as an asside before moving to compel arbitration. They dropped it late on a Thursday if I recall.
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DrJonesHat said:
they owe him sex because he doesn't hurl racial slurs.
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Huh, maybe that's why I don't get black chicks? Joking, of course.
 
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Useful_Mistake said:
Here it is

Huh, maybe that's why I don't get black chicks? Joking, of course.
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No, I think it's because of that big hole in your backyard and the basket of lotion next to it. Word gets around. Seriously, the only reason Russ doesn't have a hole in his backyard he throws hookers into is because he will never be able to afford a house.
 
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DrJonesHat said:
No, I think it's because of that big hole in your backyard and the basket of lotion next to it. Word gets around. Seriously, the only reason Russ doesn't have a hole in his backyard he throws hookers into is because he will never be able to afford a house.
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If Russell ever made some kind of Buffalo Bill-esque torture chamber, he would have taken a selfie in front of it within the first week. He's addicted to attention.

some hooker in the well: Mister you want to let me out of here your dog hurt itself on the way down it's in a lot of trauma and-
Sexyanddisabled28: YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TRAUMA IS!!!
 
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The Great Citracett said:
The latest in hype building, the post was deleted and reposted yet again.

This time it has an "album cover" added, with no vocalist credited. Probably their choice. But can you really blame them?

Not sure I'd want my name attached to this particular project either.

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Distrokid is now the only thing tagged, and he removed the more incel-ish hashtags like #niceguysfinishlast.
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let there be plight said:
Place your bets: where did the cover “art” come from?

My vote is fiverr.
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Copyright laws don't apply to him
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Uzumaki said:
If Russ isn't a goblin then the word has no meaning.

I'm with everyone that he doesn't need any more nicknames but I'll be fucked if I sit by and let someone try to claim with a straight face that Russell Greer isn't literally a goblin.
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He's more of an orc than a goblin


DrJonesHat said:
You'll be able to see the mushroom cloud from Vegas east of the Mississippi when that happens.
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Some of us will see it all the way across the pond, almost like an eclipse.
 
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AnOminous said:
The kind of normal, non-retarded person usually in a paralegal course doesn't need to be told that because they aren't gourd-headed mush-mouthed droolers.
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Welp... speaking from limited experience, the programs that got folded into Denver Paralegal in the 90s required everyone take a legal ethics class. DP also required their students to have completed a Baccalaureate before applying.

In short (Too late to avoid the sperg. Sorry!) Russ would not have been admitted, much less allowed to dance his way out of an exam and harass his fellow students.
 
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Bob Loblaw said:
Welp... speaking from limited experience, the programs that got folded into Denver Paralegal in the 90s required everyone take a legal ethics class. DP also required their students to have completed a Baccalaureate before applying.

In short (Too late to avoid the sperg. Sorry!) Russ would not have ben admitted, much less allowed to dance his way out of a exam and harass his fellow students.
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From what @NipplelessWoman said, the quality of instruction was poor, and she had to learn a lot of stuff she should have learned in school on the job. She also said they were told the paralegal course was equivalent to two years of law school. That's probably where Russ got the idea "he's basically a lawyer." Unlike Russ, she was willing to accept there were some things she needed to know and didn't, and from what she said, she picked them up very quickly. You can do that when you realize you don't know everything.
 
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DrJonesHat said:
From what @NipplelessWoman said, the quality of instruction was poor, and she had to learn a lot of stuff she should have learned in school on the job. She also said they were told the paralegal course was equivalent to two years of law school. That's probably where Russ got the idea "he's basically a lawyer."
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Not the least bit surprising Russ got zero training in school while simultaneously thinking he was getting an education better than law school
 
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DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
Not the least bit surprising Russ got zero training in school while simultaneously thinking he was getting an education better than law school
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Some of that was the school's fault. He was allowed to a do a dance for an 'A'. But a lot of it was Russ absorbing a little of the material, and deciding he was an expert. Nippless Woman got enough training that she was able to pick up what she needed to. Russ couldn't do that because he has very little foundation to build on, and he thinks he's a legal expert anyway, so he'd be extremely hostile to the idea he needed to learn more skills.
 
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The Dude said:
LOL Russ'll never go dark. He's too addicted to creeping on Insta-THOTs to stop now, and he's convinced that he will somehow make it big if he just finds the right slut in "the Biz" to send his shitty unsolicited songs to.

And if he ever trier to go incognito with some random username or complete identity, then he will be quickly and easily found out because his MO, behavior, writing style, and the narrow range of interests and topics will be a dead give away. Unfortunately for Dildo Saggins, he's stuck here forever.
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Russ is more addicted to social media than I am to Kiwi Farms.
DarkAlien said:
Copyright laws don't apply to him
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Oh boy. It's so easy to buy royalty-free stock images (and it fits with Russell's MO of accomplishing things by googling "How do I pay someone to do X for me?"). I really thought he obtained that image legitimately. If the original image was black-and-white, I guess that explains why it's been filtered on the single cover.
 
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