Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

He is definitely a chronic liar.

If he was actually a real author and had a Wikipedia it would be hilarious to add all of his tall tale nonsense in. An expert marksmen, a trained life guard, a MMA instructor with different black belts - a rodeo cowboy, bar brawling multi lingual playboy etc etc etc etc etc

You could source it all to him and he’d look like a complete tool. Which he ofc is.
 
Technically untrue, several other people had the same idea, they just had a slightly different take on it.

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Wait a second is that just Christopher Judge with weird hair and lipstick shopped on? Is that from Stargate? Because it looks like they also badly removed the gold thing on his forehead.
 
I’ve been following Pat’s hilarious escapades for about 3 years now.

According to him, he’s been an eminent expert and authority on just about every single zeitgeist topical news subject in that time. From brexit to covid, russia to China - he has direct knowledge of the true story.

Every miner stuck down a shaft, he knows what to do and what went wrong. Every oil spill, every industrial accident - he’s an expert in because he spoke to someone at a bar who works with liquid hydrogen pumps,

There hasn’t been a single topic in the news during the last 3 years that he isn’t vastly experienced in.

It’s really quite strange because it actually looks like he’s an unemployed hobbyist who never leaves his house or his one dive bar. He live tweets minor every day events like weeding and moving his fridge, so when exactly is he off being the globe surfing all action stud who knows everything about everything, when is he networking with the worlds greatest thinkers that make him so uniquely informed on every subject in the world?
Strangely enough, he's never had an opinion on fatherhood
 
I hear tell that in addition to Nice Podcast, Stupid!, there will be additional shows from the ashes of the ONA Empire. Imagine that, a multimedia network dedicated to a portly male lesbian.

Feed Nana.
You guys should study up on the Sons of Kojima to know what to avoid. Or embrace. That shit ended real funny
Someone on twitter dares to question our piglet's foreign policy expertise, is treated to a narcissistic lecture because of it.

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Two days ago he was being shat on by the entire internet for his dumb paint balloon recommendation and he's already back to lecturing people. What a dunce.
I know I shouldn't be surprised by this, but he really has no idea of what's happening in areas of the world that aren't fart couches or shitty milwaukee bars that should have burned down, does he?
If he was actually a real author and had a Wikipedia it would be hilarious to add all of his tall tale nonsense in. An expert marksmen, a trained life guard, a MMA instructor with different black belts - a rodeo cowboy, bar brawling multi lingual playboy etc etc etc etc etc

You could source it all to him and he’d look like a complete tool. Which he ofc is.
Rick is a published author who won't delete tweets. What's to stop a rascal from just opening a Wikipedia article on him and filling it with his claims?
 
Someone on twitter dares to question our piglet's foreign policy expertise, is treated to a narcissistic lecture because of it.

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Two days ago he was being shat on by the entire internet for his dumb paint balloon recommendation and he's already back to lecturing people. What a dunce.
I like how he starts off with "Direct conflict between NATO and Putin is inevitable now." Then in the course of explaining this he eventually settles on "We're already at war with Putin, and have been for years." Might as well just progress to "NATO fires paint balloons at all the tanks and Russia collapses and is annexed as West Alaska."
 
You guys should study up on the Sons of Kojima to know what to avoid. Or embrace. That shit ended real funny
The Ona pests/fans have been around as a group since the late 90s. I doubt anything like the SoK would happen because there is no discernible hierarchy. There are basically two rules, the second one was added rather recently,

1. Be funny.
2. Don't cause trouble for Quasi.
 
The Ona pests/fans have been around as a group since the late 90s. I doubt anything like the SoK would happen because there is no discernible hierarchy. There are basically two rules, the second one was added rather recently,

1. Be funny.
2. Don't cause trouble for Quasi.
The problem with the SoK was that they refused to move on when DSP got boring, and started a-logging him instead. Pests just move on to some new retard when content from the old ones dries up. There's no risk of the well running dry and people becoming unfunny, because you can just find someone else to laugh at.
 
Tangential to Fat Rick, Brandon Sanderson launched a Kickstarter today. An hour ago when this was posted, the funded amount was $10 million. Now it's $12 million and still climbing.

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I like to imagine the piglet is huddled under his pink blankie, watching the numbers on the Kickstarter spinning, chartreuse with envy. I certainly hope the stalker childs don't rub his snout in it or anything.
 
He's one of the few people that would immensely benefit in every way from going trans.
It wouldn’t even be hard. A quick shave and a few months of growing his hair out and he’ll be looking like the fat lunch lady who got caught eating straight from the tub of mashed potatoes, no makeup necessary:

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It wouldn’t even be hard. A quick shave and a few months of growing his hair out and he’ll be looking like the fat lunch lady who got caught eating straight from the tub of mashed potatoes, no makeup necessary:

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He makes such a convincing fat chick that I am beginning to doubt Patrick's extremely true claims of having a high t count

Are we witnessing the birth of Patricia s Tomlinson's Twitter account?
 
You guys should study up on the Sons of Kojima to know what to avoid. Or embrace. That shit ended real funny

I know I shouldn't be surprised by this, but he really has no idea of what's happening in areas of the world that aren't fart couches or shitty milwaukee bars that should have burned down, does he?

Rick is a published author who won't delete tweets. What's to stop a rascal from just opening a Wikipedia article on him and filling it with his claims?
Well his failure as an author and lack of relevance would have him kicked off quick
 
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