We've "showered" for a third time today. (

) We've got on clean clothes! We've gotten high and ordered edibles and Moon Rock Joints! THANK GOODNESS. Pee is here. He needed to crash into slumber. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? How are you? Did you miss Mumtal?
DIE PEE.
We're unblocking the Beezer's. They didn't really deserve that. Chimptal was just a little upset, having a moment...she needed support. Chantal knows she needs to wash the wig, it's probably done for.
RIP $600. "I didn't tell Annie to eff off, did I? No!" Yes. "I fucked up big time in every way and..." BIG SIGH.
"I don't know what to say."
We're just going to move on and Beeze. The chapter is over. The Amazon Haul is HERE! We don't get to see the security system. We do get to see a new cancer cap that is the same as the red cap but in black. She wears her feelings on her sleeve but the OTHER PERSON involved doesn't.
Nader. "I come on here and I cry and I scream and I curse because I'm fucking human and a bitch!"
Chantal is talking to BBJ about how BBJ doesn't want to go to the vet. We aren't sure when the appointment is! Gosh! Why are we all made up? Just going live! NOTHING ELSE. Wasn't supposed to see Nader today and surely didn't see him right before she frenetically drove to the United States for McDonald's. She cares about how she looks for us guys, she CARES. A VIB is encouraging Chantal not to take BBJ to the vet because it's so stressful and BBJ is fine. (

).
She didn't stream because she was at the BORDER, sheesh. Then she talked to her mom (

) and one other person
(Paging DumDumDeeDeeDooDoo! Can Chantal speak to Nader?). Should we weigh in? Weigh in NOW? Yes?
"Body Weight is 350 lbs!"
WE ARE STARTING A PROJECT! We aren't going to like it. Gaspgasppuffpuff.
Chantal is going to make and teach us about making MAGICAL BUTTER! Wooo! It comes with all this STUFFFFFF!

She isn't quite sure how it all works, as evidenced by the concerns of the VIB but Sweet Nashie Queen of Mean is fine! She will figure it out! There's directions and it can't be that hard to do the uh. The thing. It decarbs. Stuff. Marijuana. LOOK THERE WILL BE BUTTER. She is going to do the taxes tomorrow or maybe the day after...(

). She's feeling a little bit better! She wasn't scared in America, she wasn't concerned, she didn't start 7 streams freaking out that she couldn't get service!
The VIB want to talk about Ukraine and everything going on and we just aren't feeling it. This is not a channel for talking about serious matters in the rest of the world, this is a channel to talk about HER ISSUES. The Border made her prove she got a test! She is NOT TALKING ABOUT NADER. She really can't! She just can't! Totally Over it Sarault is mouth reading people talking about Nader. This doesn't count does it?
Yes.
"That donut I had today was sooOOoOO gross".
She is tired. Big day! Yawn. Also hungry.

This is totally because she shaved it, not a bald spot at all. (

)
"I'm going to buy hair fibers and do a pixie cut! What do you think? Will it look cute?" So about DooDoo Dumb Bitch DeeDee and her hair style of choice...

Chinny needs a snack. Sustenance must be built up in order to order Second Dinner.
"Pee! PEE!"
"PEE!"
Is he dead? Finally? First and foremost though we are covering the top of our head, eating more crisps, and then we will be seeing a doctor about hair loss. (

). Chantal is going to also reach out to that therapist. (

) . She is not handling things well and really needs the edibles so she can relax fully.
"PEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!" Fuck. He's alive. He isn't that hungry, not sure what he's hungry for. Neither is Mumtal. Drat! Pizza? VIB HALP!
Pee has returned and is asking if she blocked Annie P.
FUCK OFF PEE NOBODY LIKES YOU OR YOUR CHAT. FUCK ANNIE TOO. You don't CONTROL THIS GUNT! Good boi Peemona has his phone so that Mistress Bristle Chin can order the food without pausing the stream. It's been hard having inconsistent service. She does NOT want vegetable juice anymore.
So over him. Chantal is being kind to her son, she knows he probably had a hard time without her, being alone and all.
DIE PEE. Mumtal needs to be extra nice so he will help take BBJ to the vet tomorrow. The malcontent and sullen boi is upset and doesn't want to leave the room or stay in his own containment thread.
<DIE PEE>
We've been placed on hold because Pee is a fuckwit and just refuses to die. Also the menu may be better on Chantal's phone and we cannot figure out what we are having for Second Dinner. HOLD BEEZE!
Pee is still here. They're going to watch something.
GO AWAY PEE. It's a mother-son evening once the food is done being consumed at a horrific pace. Maybe a show. Possibly Mario Beeze! We ordered Greek! Different though not the regular place, the good place we really like is closed but there is FETA! FETA IN THE FRIDGE!
Karlee is suddenly there after being MIA the entire time Chantal may have needed a friend. We are eXCiTED! CHANTAL HAS REAL FRIENDS! (

). The entire stream is being diverted to Harpy Screeching at Karlee.
NO SING.

We're going on our HAIR REGROWTH ARC.
Again? Also fuck these nails. Time for BLUE. Maybe pastel. Maybe sugar coated? Blue to match her sexy dress. NO WAIT THE PERFECT IDEA! ARIES NAILS! Stronk Aries Woman Don't Take No Shit and NEVER Cries on Stream. Over it! Never talking about it again! LIBERATED! Chantal is making all the Hair Regrowth Arc promises. They are many. They have been enumerated before over the years. The VIB still believe this.
We're back to lying about the show. Someone who watches Chantal is a producer, or something in casting for TLC and they were talking to her about how they like her personality and she would be good for TV... (lolwut?) This was supposed to be a weight loss show. Yeah whatever though she is so not into that. I mean it MAKES SENSE they would approach her though! YouTube is the ultimate reality series! Chantal couldn't act especially dramatic on purpose. She would feel weird faking drama for views. Not her thing. She is AUTHENTIC.
There's a "new" VIB with a stupid name. It's Magic Mike or Bike Mike. Nobody cares. No wait. Everyone is sus. '
Kiwi Farms, who is ___?" Boring. Chantal thinks this is funny. She is above the Haydurs. Aries power!
"I can't hold my pee, there's something wrong. I need to go get checked out again." Did you wash your hands?
NO SING!
<Snip Tons of Boring Shit>
"PEEEEEeEeEeEeEE" Oh God. The food is almost here. Allegedly. Ramona is not in full force. There is no sass! When it arrives, PEE will fetch it! Good boi! Earn that Mario Beeze you fuck and then you can go
DIE. The food is here, Pee is still here.

Healthy Salad! With lots of dressing! And HOT SAUCE! Look at how concerned she is that we know it's healthy.
BBJ is hungry. The food aggression kicks in.
"I give her a lot of food" 6.5 lbs Chantal.
"What do you want baby girl?" FOOD.
Tomorrow we're making EDIBLES! Cooking dinner! Taking BBJ to the vet!! (

). She was CRAVING a salad, something
"vegetabley". MmMmm mmmm mmmm so good mmmmmm. The edible is here! Her son will get it when she is done eating. All the American food tasted like SHIT! She doesn't like junk the way she used to. There will be no road trip this week.
Tomorrow is now changed to BBJ Vet, Taxes, and maybe a Road TRIP! (

) She just has to remember to give BBJ the Gabapentin 3 hours before she has to go. BBJ was resting peacefully when Chantal got home, she woke up sleepy kitty with her screaming and is confused by BBJ then started crying, presumably for food.
Chantal wants to get a bird if she can't have a boyfriend, or really any animal she can hoard and neglect.

PINKIES UP BITCHES!
Chantal claims she has $7 in her account. She is otherwise shitting around with the VIB digesting her First Dinner. You know what? Fuck Pee! She is gonna get that edible HERSELF! Huffhuff. Puff puff. Gasp. She is feeling MUCH more stable now.
X.
The bag is 1200 mg and has 4 gummies. Chantal has eaten two. She thought they were only 100mg a piece. We are reading the label on the medication for BBJ. She is absolutely taking BBJ to the vet! Totally! (

).

SCP-400+ has melded back into the comfort of the couch. Ensconced in boxes. Braphogging. Talking about her cleavage, and lack thereof.
<SNIP CHANTAL TOTALLY NOT BEING HIGH AND BORING>
Chantal has forgotten what time she is taking BBJ back to the vet tomorrow. 3pm. She isn't sure she wrote it down.
A VIB reminds her that it is likely archived on the Farms. Chinny is NOT going to go through that! Too many pages!
So much milk.
We are going upstairs! Get ready to iMac Beeze!!!
