Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

[Spicey McHaggis]

I really hope this is a LARP.
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https://twitter.com/AnonWL/status/1499079081333252103

Seriously I'm really hoping anonymous is as incompetent as I think, because the list of shit they claim to keep hacking is borderline act of war. If these fuckers wanted to actually do anything useful, they'd start trying to get Russian communications and send them to the Ukrainians. But instead they do this faggy shit.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Honestly the civilians should start looting stores because if they dont the Russians will.

It would prevent the Russians from eating or at least inconvenience them. Especially if their supply lines are a mess.

 

[draggs]

The plot of at least three Metal Gear games.

I can't resist

...Metal Gear?!?!?!?!

 

[BradCarter]

Hey bro I'm not searching through 300 quotes to see what you said to me

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Uh, hate to break up the thrilling intellectual debates here but its probably worth mentioning that russia's foreign minister seems to have just abruptly changed the #based and #putinpilled narrative

Rusko chce jednat o příměří. Někdo nás do toho zatáhl, otáčí Lavrov - Novinky.cz

Na programu dalších rusko-ukrajinských rozhovorů je také otázka příměří, uvedl ve středu podle agentury AFP ruský vyjednavač. Jednat se má ve čtvrtek v Bělorusku. Ruský ministr zahraničí Sergej Lavrov radikálně změnil rétoriku a prohlásil, že se zřejmě někdo pokusil Rusko do zbytečného konfliktu...

www.novinky.cz

So i guess Russia's extremely successful non-invasion to denazify the country is now just them being tragically tricked by mean ole man america and they just wanna stop Ukraine getting nukes and while they have had like zero casualties thus far and are laughing off sanctions they would kinda wanna stop being shot at....like right now plz...

They're just telling "look we can do this easy way or a hard way, which will you choose?" and be sure those fucktards are gonna choose the hard way, since they give 0 fucks about their own civilians.

 

[GreeneCoDeputy]

Posts like this let me know when the US gets its ass kicked terribly the next time they actually fight, like all late term empires do, it's actually going to break the civilian population of the US.

Whatever any of that means.

 

[mr.moon1488]

Really makes you think.

 

[theshitposter]

Kinda off topic but not really - but legit any topic of a peace talk or ceasefire on reddit is getting downvoted with 100s of npc ocmments like 'heh, fuck russia' 'Russia delegation... go fuck yourself''. All the while reports of sanctions and warmongering reach the front page with stuff like 'DAE should NATO make magic no fly zone?' (read the comments, people do NOT know what a no-fly zone really is'.

Makes you think, huh. The same SJWs who wanted to make mini-anarchist communities in American cities and burn down po9lice stations.

Haddam sussein

 

[Disheveled Human]

I have no idea what this means, did you think I meant if the US were invading Russia?

Russia would never use tacticool nukes on NATO formations

Nuclear policy is end of the world strike from the start, no one is wasting time on only nuking armies when they would get strategically nuked immediately in response and might not get their own strategic nuke launches off

Russia is so fucking incompetent they would probably nuke the battlefield like gopniks while the rest of the world craters them into the center of the earth, maybe they should launch the nukes instead of hiding behind them like faggots.

 

[Da Grim Reaper]

Was this posted? They're doing cancel culture on a whole ass country now.

 

[mr.moon1488]

Seriously I'm really hoping anonymous is as incompetent as I think, because the list of shit they claim to keep hacking is borderline act of war. If these fuckers wanted to actually do anything useful, they'd start trying to get Russian communications and send them to the Ukrainians. But instead they do this faggy shit.

I'd say if they wanted to do something useful they'd join the 41% club.

 

[What the shit]

It's a joke fucktard. And such we send you to kill Putin.

Nice deflection anxious teen who almost crashed driving a car on their first time.
I doubt anybody wants Putin dead unless you're Navalny or some democracy-crazed Russian, and before he even does get killed, you're going to have to take it up with China too seeing as though Russia and China under Putin have been best-buddies under his rule.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

maybe they should launch the nukes

How are you gonna superchat someone if that happens?

 

[Disheveled Human]

Really makes you think.
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What that the game is rigged lol, are you just realizing it now?

 

[Observotron]

Uh, hate to break up the thrilling intellectual debates here but its probably worth mentioning that russia's foreign minister seems to have just abruptly changed the #based and #putinpilled narrative

Rusko chce jednat o příměří. Někdo nás do toho zatáhl, otáčí Lavrov - Novinky.cz

Na programu dalších rusko-ukrajinských rozhovorů je také otázka příměří, uvedl ve středu podle agentury AFP ruský vyjednavač. Jednat se má ve čtvrtek v Bělorusku. Ruský ministr zahraničí Sergej Lavrov radikálně změnil rétoriku a prohlásil, že se zřejmě někdo pokusil Rusko do zbytečného konfliktu...

www.novinky.cz

So i guess Russia's extremely successful non-invasion to denazify the country is now just them being tragically tricked by mean ole man america and they just wanna stop Ukraine getting nukes and while they have had like zero casualties thus far and are laughing off sanctions they would kinda wanna stop being shot at....like right now plz...

"Someone got us involved."

Definitely China. They've expressed an interest in ending the conflict, recognized Ukraines Sovereignty, have invested heavily in both Ukraine and Russia, and has a a nuclear umbrella treaty with Ukraine.

 

[The Ugly One]

I had a conversation yesterday with somebody and they were like "We need to ban all Russians from the NHL". I asked why and they said "Because they are Russian". I countered that "I bet you thought we need to send all the Muslims back after 9/11" and I got that vacant NPC stare. It's become increasingly clear that after 9/11 the only problem a lot of people had was that it was a Republican president and not a Democrat making the decisions and that their distaste for xenophobia was only a tool of criticism but not an actual belief. Xenophobia is totally cool as long as their guy is doing it.

If there's one thing I've learned over the last 10 years, it's that "the left" has no beliefs other than, "our side should win." They have no fixed reason for why it should win, just that it should.

 

[Breadbassket]

Before and After photo of some place in Ukraine

 

[draggs]

Yep, can't wait to hear the spin in this thread.

I thought they were like 2 hours from TOTAL VICTORY.

Someone at the Central Bank finally told Putin, comrade general secretary I mean comrade president no one is buying our oil, the ruble is on a Venezuela trajectory and we are frozen out of 80% of our foreign currency reserves, the country is gonna be literally bankrupt by summer if this keeps up

Like 70% of Russian crude being offered on the market atm can't find a buyer even at a deep discount, the idea that higher oil prices is gonna help Putin seems to be very wrong right now

 

[Jimjamflimflam]

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Was this posted? They're doing cancel culture on a whole ass country now.

We did it EA! This single move has demoralized Russians so much that they are throwing down their weapons and surrendering in mass.

 

[Guido Mista]

If Russia burns through its money (is that possible), how do they maintain their nukes? Surely that would be expensive.