Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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So I was trying to see how many subscribers she has, she has 199k but I wasn’t sure if she was almost to 200k. I tried looking it up but found a Etsy page of Amberlynn quotes. I know this isn’t her doing this but I wonder who’s making money off of it and if anyone is buying this garbage.

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Lisbeth Salander said:
So I was trying to see how many subscribers she has, she has 199k but I wasn’t sure if she was almost to 200k. I tried looking it up but found a Etsy page of Amberlynn quotes. I know this isn’t her doing this but I wonder who’s making money off of it and if anyone is buying this garbage.

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These aren't nearly as bad as the crap on redbubble imo
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giga melt said:
She's really just not trying at all anymore to act like she's "above trollyn" lolol. She didn't weigh in this last video but I've been skipping them, when did she actually give up?

Actually who gives a shit.
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Feb 23rd. She confirmed she failed yet another plan she herself made in the taco mook-bong.
Italian Ghost said:
Why the fuck did she have to keep that retarded stunned moon face on screen for 5 seconds? Too bad those scissors didn't cut some of the fat off of her sausage hands. What an infuriating bitch.

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I'm rooting for the beetus to claim some of her appendages.

People making money selling actual products based on her stupidity is a great source of amusement to ne.
 
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"So, it's just a lazy day."

Your entire LIFE is a lazy day, Amberlynn. I see she's now diagnosed herself with ADHD because she can't focus on any tasks for more than a few minutes. It's called being morbidly obese and having no energy, with a side of zero purpose or goals in life. ANYONE who lived this way would find themselves depressed and restless. Her life is LEGOs and stickers and she's 31 years old. I don't even think her level of self-delusion can avoid that fact staring her in the face 24/7 with absolutely nothing to distract her from it. No wonder she can't bring herself to read and experience other people having lives.
 
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Recap:

Stupid. And fat.

Claims to still be hanging out with Eric & Ricky regularly, which if true is disappointing. Eats food, goes out to eat. Buys a hideous fucking putse and "pitchers" for the apartment, one of which - a stylized pitcher of a black woman - she's putting in her bathroom. Because heaven forbid she stop thinking of black women every second off every day.

Had her taxes done by her uh-COUN-an and reminds everyone to do their taxes so they "don't go to jail". While some people do go to prison for tax fraud, Fatball, people don't get sent down on a regular basis for not filing their taxes. It's mostly fines and probation. Stop talking about shit you don't know.

Deliberately showed some of the double blubber she has going on her waist. We know Chantal took your crown. Don't think for a single second you can out-nut her, LoserLynn.

Boring,, boring, boring.
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I'm not sure what am I looking at, I just know is horrifying. :cryblood:
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Double fupa goals, Big Ham. Keep it up! You'll be at 600 pounds - AGAIN- in no time.
 
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Buying a large size box of Cinnamon Toaster Crunch cereal does not resonate to me of someone in her 30’s taking care of her health. This is marketed to 12 year old childrens, not grownup adults. She never showed us eating those before, so I gather that every time she talks about everything she eats in a day, it is all bollocks. We should not forget that she plans to go to that psychologist because people asked her to do it, not because she feels that she needs to do it. She still does not see her weighr as being a problem.
 
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Buying a large size box of Cinnamon Toaster Crunch cereal does not resonate to me of someone in her 30’s taking care of her health. This is marketed to 12 year old childrens, not grownup adults. She never showed us eating those before, so I gather that every time she talks about everything she eats in a day, it is all bollocks. We should not forget that she plans to go to that psychologist because people asked her to do it, not because she feels that she needs to do it. She still does not see her weighr as being a problem.
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Motherfucker I’m eating cocoa pebbles reading this you can’t pry it from my cold dead hands. But yeah amber is trolllynning but is horrible at it. Bitch can’t even troll anymore correctly she is that lazy over there looking like jack skellingtons thanksgiving float
 
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Call me old-fashioned, but I believe in taking sides after a break-up, so if I were Becky, I'd be pretty pissed at Eric and Ricky. It'd be one thing if this were a civil break-up, but it wasn't. Amber still shades Becky constantly, and it seems like Becky's having a rough time lately. A little loyalty isn't much to ask.

The fact that for the first time in their lives, they refuse to be on camera does make me wonder if it's all bs. But that seems like such an easy lie to be called out on that I feel like even Amber would avoid that trap.
 
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expert legos said:
Call me old-fashioned, but I believe in taking sides after a break-up, so if I were Becky, I'd be pretty pissed at Eric and Ricky. It'd be one thing if this were a civil break-up, but it wasn't. Amber still shades Becky constantly, and it seems like Becky's having a rough time lately. A little loyalty isn't much to ask.

The fact that for the first time in their lives, they refuse to be on camera does make me wonder if it's all bs. But that seems like such an easy lie to be called out on that I feel like even Amber would avoid that trap.
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Imagine fags being disloyal to their friends lmao shocked pikachu
 
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Holy shit I need a life.
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Right. Because that’s what every woman wants, a fucking see-through purse. Good job, designers!

Has she ever bought a cute, functional purse that’s actually worth the money? My memory says “hell no”.
 
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