Orbiter Faith Vickers / Zoomer Girl / Fai Fai - Ethan Ralph's adolescent ex

[John Andrews Stan]

Yeah this is her weaponizing her kid for vengeance against Ralph.

@MWV cuff your bitch.

 

[Jack Awful]

@MWV cuff your bitch.

It was probably his idea.

 

[AltisticRight]

It's meant to be "cute" like Xander did it himself.

She should fuck Gator and anoint him Xander's stepdad. Quit dancing around it. I don't know how she'll explain who Uncle Gator is when the child is old enough to read the words on his baby quilt.

Same way she'll explain uncle panda or uncle koala, or any other wholesome animal honestly. It's not like it said "uncle Chris" or "Papa Gator Traitor" or "uncle Warski". This is obviously quite stupid and normally it wouldn't do anything but invoke cringe, however, we're talking about the short tempered spiteful fat hick that is Adrienne Ralph. Anyone else would have just ignored this, I would bet Ralph is internally seething, time for his paedophile horse to sew together something along the lines of "Daddy Dax" for Xandrina.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I would bet Ralph is internally seething, time for his paedophile horse to sew together something along the lines of "Daddy Dax" for Xandrina.

Yeah, he and Meigh are dumb enough to think that would hurt. If they really wanted to get revenge on Faith, Ralph would clean up his act and get a custody deal that would allow Meigh access to Xander. Fortunately Ethan is too much of a terminal fuckup to do anything right, so the pedo cunt won’t get her grimy mitts on Xander. If only we could keep them off her own spawn.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Once Ralph sees this he’ll have Meigh hunched over a sewing machine day and night until she produces an ‘Uncle Dick’ baby quilt.

Aint nothing more trad than quilting. +1 to the child bride.

And upon who's pee pee will the picture of a dick be modeled after?

 

[Sheryl Nome]

Yeah, he and Meigh are dumb enough to think that would hurt. If they really wanted to get revenge on Faith, Ralph would clean up his act and get a custody deal that would allow Meigh access to Xander. Fortunately Ethan is too much of a terminal fuckup to do anything right, so the pedo cunt won’t get her grimy mitts on Xander. If only we could keep them off her own spawn.

As a reminder Ethan Oliver Ralph is not the father of Xander, he is not listed on the birth certificate and has at no point legally contested that he is the father.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

, I would bet Ralph is internally seething, time for his paedophile horse to sew together something along the lines of "Daddy Dax" for Xandrina.

A quilt saying Daddy Dingo for Xanderina would be golden.

 

[Johnny Clyde Cash]

Anyone else would have just ignored this, I would bet Ralph is internally seething, time for his paedophile horse to sew together something along the lines of "Daddy Dax" for Xandrina.

See, you say this as a joke, and for most people it would absolutely be a joke, but May started posting pictures of the food she cooked just to own Faith's chicken sandwich, so this has a frighteningly high chance of happening.

Somewhere in Virginia, May is either looking around a Joannes like a lost child in Disneyland, or she's hunched over a sewing machine while 7 months pregnant, cursing and slapping the machine every time it jams.

 

[veri]

A quilt saying Daddy Dingo for Xanderina would be golden.

it would but i think this type of quilting might be too advanced for faith

 

[KhorneFlakes]

Just kill yourself you nasty ugly fucking roastie

crimge

 

[AnOminous]

it would but i think this type of quilting might be too advanced for faith

Considering the disaster she makes of even a sandwich, to the point that instead of going home and having his bitch horse make him a sandwich, he spends $20 to get one before coming home, I'd like to see her try a cathedral window quilt just to see what a disaster it is.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

As a reminder Ethan Oliver Ralph is not the father of Xander, he is not listed on the birth certificate and has at no point legally contested that he is the father.

True.

Even better now that we have heard Ralph meltdown with Jim over “the name your daddy gave you!!”. Ralph didn’t even bother to try and give his son his name. Xander was given his grandfather’s name and will always be a Vickers.

I figure his “daughter” will be a Morris, but if not she will be able to get rid of the taint of the Ralph surname as soon as she marries some dirtbag at 16 to get away from May. She will have no idea who Ethan Ralph is other than a man mom always says ruined her life.

 

[Calefactorite]

She will have no idea who Ethan is other than a man “who ruined mom’s life.”

That's the Owner and Editor in Chief of Ruined Mom's Life Retort Dot Com

 

[The Hard R]

News from the legal front.
Looks like the child support arc is about to begin

https://twitter.com/ViciousVickers/status/1499151497539452929?t=PFntXVjtHzffJqncC-TRCQ&s=19

EDIT: Also spotted on Twitter

https://twitter.com/GatorTimeYT/status/1499142570848497668?t=lujs026z3KTU1eaz-CAreA&s=19

 

[Red Thief]

These moronic faggots will fuck it up somehow. Never underestimate a vickers' ability to miss an easy lay up.

Gotta say, gunt support arc will be golden if I'm wrong.

 

[veri]

These moronic faggots will fuck it up somehow.

the only way they can fuck it up is
1. ralph isn’t the father
2. their “attorney” is spectre

 

[State Champ]

News from the legal front.
Looks like the child support arc is about to begin

https://twitter.com/ViciousVickers/status/1499151497539452929?t=PFntXVjtHzffJqncC-TRCQ&s=19

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EDIT: Also spotted on Twitter

https://twitter.com/GatorTimeYT/status/1499142570848497668?t=lujs026z3KTU1eaz-CAreA&s=19

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So the RO stays active for 5 years instead of 3, everything else that's happening is pretty much what's going to happen no matter what.

That's the master-stroke of a plan that no one in the right mind would agree to?

Am I missing something here?

 

[Sam Losco]

So the RO stays active for 5 years instead of 3, everything else that's happening is pretty much what's going to happen no matter what.

That's the master-stroke of a plan that no one in the right mind would agree to?

Am I missing something here?

Probably that Ralph still can't contact and has to pay for everything including child support plus continue to deal with the CA courts concerning it all. Pretty shit deal for him.

 

[State Champ]

Probably that Ralph still can't contact and has to pay for everything including child support plus continue to deal with the CA courts concerning it all. Pretty shit deal for him.

Yeah, I forgot the RO covered the child, too. If it isn't modified for visitation then it's pretty bad.

It's just so hard to keep up with this bullshit sometimes because it's hard to grasp the motivations of dumb wiggers.

 

[veri]

Probably that Ralph still can't contact and has to pay for everything including child support plus continue to deal with the CA courts concerning it all. Pretty shit deal for him.

so is this what kicks off the next ralphabreakdown in the cycle? i still have no fucking idea how he manages to pay for all his current expenses with his dead show donations, pantsu definitely gets food stamps but even then it’s unexplainable.

the only explanation i can think of is that he sells drugs. null said on a stream that he is curious to what ralph does when he’s not streaming (i was wondering the same tbh). i think that the hours spent off stream are a combination spent searching twitter for people talking shit, reading the farms, and doing some illegal side shit to make his money. we know that he uses drugs so it’s not a stretch to assume he got into the business of selling as well.