Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[JaneThough]

The patch redesigns are great! Hell, everyone who's made one has been quite friendly about it or so I think. The fact that she interprets anything at all as life ending criticism really speaks for itself.

This is not that deep obviously but the lack of wanting to improve and the hostility toward critique really sells the fact that she has no investment in the cause and is only pushing out these ugly scraps to try (and fail) to make a quick buck.

I do love these once in a blue moon bits of self-awareness though. Sometimes we get so close! Never change, Staph, ya little spud.

TBF, noticing the toilet paper roll is empty when she goes to wipe her ass is a life ending circumstance for Staph. She goes from 0-41% over anything.

 

[Proinsias]

It’s sort of funny how Steph hasn’t moved on from Etsy. Etsy can be kind of sucky sometimes with sellers of Steph’s level, but there are still a ton of talented and skilled individuals who you are competing with for sales. There’s plenty of sites where shoddy workmanship or amateur level craft is normal, you can still get a profit, and they don’t charge a monthly fee to list your products either.
However most of them are populated by a fair amount of teenagers, so I would feel weird naming them where she can see...

 

[Ceres]

alright fess up which one of you faggots is doing this
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Doesn’t Staph and her ilk preach against using “obsessed” as an adjective cos ableism and OCD? Not very woke language there, Gyro!

Her patch designs are one of the more lighter things we pick on, and it’s only because she insists on shilling her scrap cloth finger paintings as quality patches worth selling, and takes even the kindest of critiques as “you have nothing better to do than troll small business owners!”

The redone designs that were posted on here were quite good (seriously, some of y’all are damn talented!), Steph would do well to take note and acknowledge that maybe, just maybe, her patch designs could use some work.

She should just bully her parents into buying her a button press, that way she’d stop wasting money on overpriced Etsy buttons and could fill her own shop with all of the gender special woke autistic anarchy bullshit she wants. It’d likely be a more fulfilling hobby for her, painting is clearly not her niche.

 

[Vandy]

Doesn’t Staph and her ilk preach against using “obsessed” as an adjective cos ableism and OCD? Not very woke language there, Gyro!

Her patch designs are one of the more lighter things we pick on, and it’s only because she insists on shilling her scrap cloth finger paintings as quality patches worth selling, and takes even the kindest of critiques as “you have nothing better to do than troll small business owners!”

The redone designs that were posted on here were quite good (seriously, some of y’all are damn talented!), Steph would do well to take note and acknowledge that maybe, just maybe, her patch designs could use some work.

She should just bully her parents into buying her a button press, that way she’d stop wasting money on overpriced Etsy buttons and could fill her own shop with all of the gender special woke autistic anarchy bullshit she wants. It’d likely be a more fulfilling hobby for her, painting is clearly not her niche.

Yes! Gyro get a button maker! I want to see the hand cut low resolution JPEGs they print out made into buttons. Or even better, if they hand draw their shitty sigils and flags and slogans onto printer paper themselves. Then cue the complaints about how hard it is to cut perfect circles with low motor control and safety scissors.

 

[Meowzers]

Yes! Gyro get a button maker! I want to see the hand cut low resolution JPEGs they print out made into buttons. Or even better, if they hand draw their shitty sigils and flags and slogans onto printer paper themselves. Then cue the complaints about how hard it is to cut perfect circles with low motor control and safety scissors.

i've used a button maker once or twice, you really need some elbow grease to work those shits. i messed up the first time i tried to use it, too, because they're kind of intimidating for a first timer using it. you absolutely know gyro would complain about how hard it is to work that machine and try to sell the defective ones anyway. and she'd say people who don't buy her messed up ones are ableist because she's not strong enough to make buttons,

but if we're being honest, i think buttons would be a good way to sell those sigils she makes. no one wants a scrap piece of paper with some scribbles on it, but a custom hand-drawn picture in a button that can't be damaged and then you pin on your clothes for ~protection~? that would absolutely sell. powerlevel i commissioned someone for art and they put it in a button and i cherish that thing.

anyway, some recent retardation. she does seem to be cutting back on the slapfights unfortunately.

Spoiler

the first one literally looks like vomit. someone get nemu in here!


i know we all hate biden but this seems kind of ableist, doesn't it?


i'm just posting this because this is probably the only time i've ever seen her give condolences without inserting herself into it.


oh shut up, whitey.

peepeepoopoo pants returns!


is she finally admitting she's a virgin, or is she suggesting she wants to get assaulted by a "big murder guy"?


a staff to do druid magicks.


"i heard there was shit involved and i just couldn't do it." suuuure.

people don't like my patches? it MUST be the trolls! also i like how she got positive feedback but is still whining about it.


i'm just sharing this because that's the lesbian pride flag and no, the dykes are not flirting with you.


this is absolutely someone from KF contacting her. knock it off. but also, i like how her reaction is "this is unbelievable, it MUST be a troll!"


yarbles: *buys survival gear from trumper thumpers* take that, republicans!


i said nobody is using wolandsexual a page or two back. i take it back, like three people are using it. guess i was wrong! but two of those three are part of a multiple system, so...



i can think of a couple reasons besides transgenderism/autism to dislike you, yarrow.


we're thinking about you too stephie booboo

 

[Vi0l3t]

i've used a button maker once or twice, you really need some elbow grease to work those shits. i messed up the first time i tried to use it, too, because they're kind of intimidating for a first timer using it. you absolutely know gyro would complain about how hard it is to work that machine and try to sell the defective ones anyway. and she'd say people who don't buy her messed up ones are ableist because she's not strong enough to make buttons,

but if we're being honest, i think buttons would be a good way to sell those sigils she makes. no one wants a scrap piece of paper with some scribbles on it, but a custom hand-drawn picture in a button that can't be damaged and then you pin on your clothes for ~protection~? that would absolutely sell. powerlevel i commissioned someone for art and they put it in a button and i cherish that thing.

anyway, some recent retardation. she does seem to be cutting back on the slapfights unfortunately.

Spoiler

the first one literally looks like vomit. someone get nemu in here!
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i know we all hate biden but this seems kind of ableist, doesn't it?
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i'm just posting this because this is probably the only time i've ever seen her give condolences without inserting herself into it.
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oh shut up, whitey.View attachment 3034745

peepeepoopoo pants returns!
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is she finally admitting she's a virgin, or is she suggesting she wants to get assaulted by a "big murder guy"?
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a staff to do druid magicks.
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"i heard there was shit involved and i just couldn't do it." suuuure.View attachment 3034751

people don't like my patches? it MUST be the trolls! also i like how she got positive feedback but is still whining about it.
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i'm just sharing this because that's the lesbian pride flag and no, the dykes are not flirting with you.
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this is absolutely someone from KF contacting her. knock it off. but also, i like how her reaction is "this is unbelievable, it MUST be a troll!"
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yarbles: *buys survival gear from trumper thumpers* take that, republicans!
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i said nobody is using wolandsexual a page or two back. i take it back, like three people are using it. guess i was wrong! but two of those three are part of a multiple system, so...

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i can think of a couple reasons besides transgenderism/autism to dislike you, yarrow.
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we're thinking about you too stephie booboo
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People dont like you because your an insufferable woman baby who abuses her elderly parents and acts like a victim even though you live at home and have no job and are privileged.

 

[moorhen]

Reasons to not like Staph, by moorhen

1. Constant Strawmanning and Sealioning, making any form of actual discussion impossible.
   Want to engage in a dialogue about something she's done that's problematic? Have fun being told that you want her to die!
2. Uses identity as a crutch for terrible behaviour
3. When that doesn't work, threatens to commit die.
4. Inserts herself into conversations that don't involve her, suddenly turning any discussion about literally anything into a conversation about her.
5. Abuses elderly parents. Refuses to help them around the house in favour of larping in the woods and sitting in her room peeling her foot skin
6. Contributes to abuse of pet by refusing to acknowledge his weight problem or do anything about it. When confronted, blames parents, despite the fact that the cat belongs to her.
7. Makes ugly, unreadable patches. Not accessible to people with problems reading, such as sight problems or dyslexia, which is ableist.
8. Cursed someones womb.
9. Is actually capable of working, refuses to because she claims she's too disabled. No one is too disabled to work at Walmart, unless you're literally a pants shitting retard. Maybe even then, depending on if you can put on depends before work.
10. I had to see her put a flag up her butt and I didn't like that.
    

 

[Vi0l3t]

Reasons to not like Staph, by moorhen

1. Constant Strawmanning and Sealioning, making any form of actual discussion impossible.
   Want to engage in a dialogue about something she's done that's problematic? Have fun being told that you want her to die!
2. Uses identity as a crutch for terrible behaviour
3. When that doesn't work, threatens to commit die.
4. Inserts herself into conversations that don't involve her, suddenly turning any discussion about literally anything into a conversation about her.
5. Abuses elderly parents. Refuses to help them around the house in favour of larping in the woods and sitting in her room peeling her foot skin
6. Contributes to abuse of pet by refusing to acknowledge his weight problem or do anything about it. When confronted, blames parents, despite the fact that the cat belongs to her.
7. Makes ugly, unreadable patches. Not accessible to people with problems reading, such as sight problems or dyslexia, which is ableist.
8. Cursed someones womb.
9. Is actually capable of working, refuses to because she claims she's too disabled. No one is too disabled to work at Walmart, unless you're literally a pants shitting retard. Maybe even then, depending on if you can put on depends before work.
10. I had to see her put a flag up her butt and I didn't like that.

Blames parents cooking for her "gerd" acting up when shes fucking 33 and can cook herself something.

 

[Ophelia]

Reasons to not like Staph, by moorhen

1. Constant Strawmanning and Sealioning, making any form of actual discussion impossible.
   Want to engage in a dialogue about something she's done that's problematic? Have fun being told that you want her to die!
2. Uses identity as a crutch for terrible behaviour
3. When that doesn't work, threatens to commit die.
4. Inserts herself into conversations that don't involve her, suddenly turning any discussion about literally anything into a conversation about her.
5. Abuses elderly parents. Refuses to help them around the house in favour of larping in the woods and sitting in her room peeling her foot skin
6. Contributes to abuse of pet by refusing to acknowledge his weight problem or do anything about it. When confronted, blames parents, despite the fact that the cat belongs to her.
7. Makes ugly, unreadable patches. Not accessible to people with problems reading, such as sight problems or dyslexia, which is ableist.
8. Cursed someones womb.
9. Is actually capable of working, refuses to because she claims she's too disabled. No one is too disabled to work at Walmart, unless you're literally a pants shitting retard. Maybe even then, depending on if you can put on depends before work.
10. I had to see her put a flag up her butt and I didn't like that.

Also groomed young people over the internet.

 

[Troonologist PhD]

9.Is actually capable of working, refuses to because she claims she's too disabled. No one is too disabled to work at Walmart, unless you're literally a pants shitting retard. Maybe even then, depending on if you can put on depends before work.

Idk about that. Even the slightest disagreement or criticism makes her think people want to genocide her for being a genderspecial. The only job low stress enough she could do would be something like a "journalist," or anything else that's glorified babysitting for the loser children of rich people.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

"Government institutions should be abolished!!"

"Waaaaaaaaaaaaah, I can't get disability bucks and special discounted housing for tards and speds, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah"

 

[Vi0l3t]

Idk about that. Even the slightest disagreement or criticism makes her think people want to genocide her for being a genderspecial. The only job low stress enough she could do would be something like a "journalist," or anything else that's glorified babysitting for the loser children of rich people.

She gets worse by sitting at home in an echo chamber. Going out getting a job and off twitard would help.

 

[Ophelia]

She gets worse by sitting at home in an echo chamber. Going out getting a job and off twitard would help.

That’s true for most if not all of the cows who use twitter.

 

[Bojack Horsekin]

I can't be the only one laughing at the image of her waving around a branch and a cheap Amazon tacticool knife while yelling "Come at me transphobes! I don't need a gun!"

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Reasons to not like Staph, by moorhen

1. Constant Strawmanning and Sealioning, making any form of actual discussion impossible.
   Want to engage in a dialogue about something she's done that's problematic? Have fun being told that you want her to die!
2. Uses identity as a crutch for terrible behaviour
3. When that doesn't work, threatens to commit die.
4. Inserts herself into conversations that don't involve her, suddenly turning any discussion about literally anything into a conversation about her.
5. Abuses elderly parents. Refuses to help them around the house in favour of larping in the woods and sitting in her room peeling her foot skin
6. Contributes to abuse of pet by refusing to acknowledge his weight problem or do anything about it. When confronted, blames parents, despite the fact that the cat belongs to her.
7. Makes ugly, unreadable patches. Not accessible to people with problems reading, such as sight problems or dyslexia, which is ableist.
8. Cursed someones womb.
9. Is actually capable of working, refuses to because she claims she's too disabled. No one is too disabled to work at Walmart, unless you're literally a pants shitting retard. Maybe even then, depending on if you can put on depends before work.
10. I had to see her put a flag up her butt and I didn't like that.

Can I add the incident where she mocked a surviving relative of one of Richard Ramirez's victims, referring to her as "a bitch"?

 

[WinchesterPremium]

yarbles: *buys survival gear from trumper thumpers* take that, republicans!

I'm going to reiterate since you read this thread Yarrow: The website you are on is a scam. The scam is you sign up for a "membership fee" when you get your "free (plus shipping and handling)" item and they charge you $60 a month without telling you continuously until you notice. You can obtain this information by googling the company you're getting scammed by (Tactical USA) and going to the BBB website. Which is the second thing on the google search

Doing a basic google search of any too-good-to-be-true deal is basic internet stuff.

She's so dumb that not only did she fall for a scam targeting a completely different demographic than her, but she's bragging about it openly. Multiple times.

...If there is someone on Kiwi farms talking to her you might want to add that warning :V

 

[BoobWhiskers]

we're in an era where people have iphones with damn near professional cameras, and it looks like she's taking pictures with a fucking webcam from 2007.

I mean, to be fair, that's exactly how she takes pictures and she's openly stated it, so pretty accurate assessment?

I'll give you an invite if you want wan Yarrow. Unironically!

Has she really not showed up to shit up her own thread at some point in the early years? They all blur together after awhile but I think it's practically a rite of passage that every cow shows up somewhere in the first 30 pages or so to try and act tough and unbothered, make it about 24-48 hours of being dunked on by the entire thread, and then flounce off into the sunset. Has Stapphy really never done that? I could have sworn she had at some point in the 1000+ pages and nearly half a decade of Womb Wizard tard-infamy.

 

[Say What Now?]

I'm going to reiterate since you read this thread Yarrow: The website you are on is a scam. The scam is you sign up for a "membership fee" when you get your "free (plus shipping and handling)" item and they charge you $60 a month without telling you continuously until you notice. You can obtain this information by googling the company you're getting scammed by (Tactical USA) and going to the BBB website. Which is the second thing on the google search

Doing a basic google search of any too-good-to-be-true deal is basic internet stuff.

She's so dumb that not only did she fall for a scam targeting a completely different demographic than her, but she's bragging about it openly. Multiple times.

...If there is someone on Kiwi farms talking to her you might want to add that warning :V

Why would you tell her this?

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Why would you tell her this?

While I share your sentiment, ultimately her parents would be footing the bill. They probably are flawed, fallible human beings - obviously, since they managed to adopt this potato-tard baby - but they still don't need another burden like this in their lives.

 

[Vandy]

9. No one is too disabled to work at Walmart, unless you're literally a pants shitting retard.

I must remind you who we're talking about here...

I can't be the only one laughing at the image of her waving around a branch and a cheap Amazon tacticool knife while yelling "Come at me transphobes! I don't need a gun!"

Leave it to Gyro to bring a stick to a gun fight.