Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

[Bananadana]

Spoiler: A small sacrifice

3.29 to 3.49 here overnight. and it was 2.99 a week or so ago.

3.76 where i'm at, but if makes the lives of the DC bugpeople I have to live near miserable, I will take the sacrifice of a quarter or two.

$3.79 this morning, $3.90 now for me.

About a dollar more than that here, $5.19 plus downtown for premium. Went up twenty cents/gallon today. Getting gas on base Friday, will be interesting to see the price.

"we are willing to make" as they say.
These sanctions will turn into "new normal: episode 2 electric boogaloo" for many many people around the world. Boy do i <3 the "<3 Ukraine" crowd now.
This is probably why they are driving war support up to 11. So they can excuse prices for random shit doubling over night for braindead reasons.
And anyone questioning the government is shut down by "duuh, its to show the evil nazi russians whos boss." before being banned as "Russian/enemy propaganda".

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

Has this been posted yet? Ukrainians fighting for the "new world order"

 

[ColtWalker1847]

Sorry to ask a dumb question, but I see there's red along the Transnistrian border, did they just get involved too?

No. The Russian and Chinese maps people are parading around are just as dogshit as everything else. For some dumb reason they don't think the Russians are capable of lying their fucking asses off in a propaganda war full of lies.

 

[RA-5C Vigilante]

I don't know why people keep saying Putin just decided to invade Ukraine out of nowhere and didn't even talk.

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Because
A. We never negotiated with that EBIL DICTATOR!!!!1!
B. We failed to negotiate and this war and all the dead are because we wouldn't agree

 

[Matt Damon]

Holy fuck, this guy's describing joining a foreign war like it's a custom D&D class.

 

[MrJokerRager]

Jill Biden here to tell you that we are all so lucky to have Joe handle this
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Joe Biden sure did pick a loyal bimbo to stick up for him.

Any other woman would have ran roughshod over him by now.

 

[JosephStalin]

Imagine thinking that charities do anything but line the pockets of millionaires and help them avoid taxes.

People care because their TVs and phones are telling them to. And their media is telling them to care because the government needs another war to line the coffers keep people from realising how fucked the situation at home is.

Save the Children is legit, otherwise my money would have stayed in my pocket.

I care about these kids since I'm a human being, a father, and a grandfather. Sending a few bucks is the least I can do.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Real talk I do like how Russia is probably on the verge of a Yeltsin tier economic crash, even though they'll probably swallow up Ukraine easily.

The true chaotic neutral situation that I'm rooting for is a full blown Russian collapse, fragmenting into a dozen new countries so they can spend the next 50 years internally slapfighting one another in a Serbia 2: Electric Boogaloo.

That would be unironically a far more scary and worse nuclear crisis then what we got now.

Although the Chinese reaction to it would be comedy hold.

 

[The Ugly One]

I don't know why people keep saying Putin just decided to invade Ukraine out of nowhere and didn't even talk.

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Because nobody ever reads boring news like this, so you can say whatever you want, and most people will believe it. The media could say that Boris Yeltsin was President until Putin took power in a coup in 2012, and people would believe it.

 

[Peepeepoopoo1596]

Save the Children is legit, otherwise my money would have stayed in my pocket.

I care about these kids since I'm a human being, a father, and a grandfather. Sending a few bucks is the least I can do.

Send them some kiwicoins.

 

[Hüftpriester]

I have read something about Beau giving/recommending light sentences for pedos. I couldn't really verify it, so I assume it was probably spin. By all accounts Beau was a decent person, and it makes the fact Hunter fucked his wife while he was dying from cancer and by some accounts molested his daughter (the same daughter, I THINK, that her diary was stolen and claims of Grandpa Joe diddlign her in the shower)

Come one bro, don't slander Hunter and Joepedo like that. Here are the facts:

-Hunter had shady texts messages with his niece (Beau's daughter) implying he fucked her after he was done with Beau's widow. Great guy.

-Joe showered with his daughter, Ashley, when she was a pre-teen. She wrote about it in her diary which has since been confirmed as legit. Ashley went on to become a promiscuous drug addict but that had NOTHING to do with being molested by her father in the shower.

In all fairness, I'd say it's still possible that Hunter molested his daughter and Joe showered with his granddaughter. We just don't have the proof yet.

Edit to bring it back on topic: it's really weird how the Biden's have been connected with Russian and Ukrainian oligarchs for years now. I might be so bold to assume literally none of this would've happened if this shitstain family wasn't in power.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Come one bro, don't slander Hunter and Joepedo like that. Here are the facts:

- Hunter had shady texts messages with his niece (Beau's daughter) implying he fucked her after he was done with Beau's widow. Great guy.

-Joe showered with his daughter, Ashley, when she was a pre-teen. She wrote about it in her diary which has since been confirmed as legit. Ashley went on to become a promiscuous drug addict but that had NOTHING to do with being molested by her father in the shower.

In all fairness, I'd say it's still possible that Hunter molested his daughter and Joe showered with his granddaughter. We just don't have the proof yet.

Hmmmm... Maybe Sky Marshal Zelensky has pictures... It would explain how he can call Spaghetti Sauce Joey up and whine that Nord-Stream 2 is going to cut into Burisma's profits and Joey jumps to have the firms associated with its construction sanctioned - in what by all available information appears to be an entirely extra-legal affair.

 

[Breadbassket]

From r/Ukraine

 

[No_one]

Kiev, minutes ago.

 

[Still Anonymous For This]

So I watched the Lazerpig vid someone posted about his copium disguised as analysis and here are my brief thoughts

1. He uses a map from day fucking 1/2 about how the Russians are supposed stuck TODAY and only advanced on Kiev from one direction when the city has been surrounded and choked off from the outside world for several days now

Here is the map TODAY.

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2. He compares Russia's initial strikes of cruise missiles and airpower, when you are talking about a number of aircraft that is an order of magnitude larger than the roughly 300 combat planes Russia had in the area. He also ignored that with the exception of Power plants and civilian used infrastructure the Russians did do exactly what he said the Gulf War campaign did.

Just like the Coalition, they hit Radar Stations and Airfields first, then comm stations and communication lines and pretty much grounded whatever remained of the Ukrainian air force for days. The UAF was so non-existent that one of the UAFs only flying plane on day 2 was shot down by Kiev's own air defenses, they ASSUMED it was Russian. That's how dominant Russian air power over Ukraine is.

3. He seems to 100% believe Ukrainian casualty numbers in the video without question, including and most importantly (to his channel, which is about tanks) tanks and armored vehicles destroyed. This isn't even worth discussing.

4. In the comments, people are saying that the Russian MBT's not being able to take direct hits from modern AT weapons means they are junk..............ok, so just like the Merkava Tanks taken out by Russian Kornet Missiles in Lebanon in 2006? Or American and American supplied Abrams tanks blown up by IED's or taken out by modern AT weapons in Iraq, Yemen and the Sinai?

No tank save the Challenger II can survive a hit from modern ATGM's, this has been proven over and over again. American supplied Abrams tanks have been blown up just as easily by Yemeni and Iraqi Militia armed with similar weapons.

TL;DR Its copium.


Edit: ESL grammer errors

"I don't know what's going on."

Less than a minute later.

"Allow me to speak authoritatively about what's going on."

 

[Aib Ld]

Why are companies going "We're going to erase the mention that Russia exists, but support Ukraine all the way". Have they never thought of the long-term consequences like creating terrorists and actual racism? Why care when it's a foreign war in the first war in the first place? It's not even on their homeland.
I only 'care' the tiniest bit about this foreign war, and that is checking here just in case things are about go south before someone drags everyone in this war or something.

 

[IamnottheNSA]

Nothing to see here, just Obama's former Ambassador to Russia making this demand.
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As some recent posts pointed out, this heated rhetoric could lead to horrible results. I mentioned a Russian restaurant that was vandalized in DC a couple of days ago but that may be the tip of the iceberg. Little old Russian grandfathers and grandmothers could be assaulted in the cities much like elderly Asians have been in the last years. Hell, some nut could look up Russian Orthodox churches close to them and pull a Christchurch scenario. The worst part is those who are fanning the flames of this hostility, the media, won't tone it down and then lecture the rest of us about division when a tragedy occurs. Maybe any victim of anti-Russian hate should join Kenosha Kyle's Media Accountability Project.

>protest against this senseless war
I'd much rather have no criminal record and my teeth and anal virginity intact, thanks.
Blue checkmarks are really oblivious to how protests end in Russia.

 

[Fcret]

Odds are pretty good that Russia is going to move into Moldova over the next 72 hours and link up with the 'peacekeepers' in Transnistria. Expect the EU position to intensify substantially when that happens.

 

[MrJokerRager]

Nothing to see here, just Obama's former Ambassador to Russia making this demand.
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As some recent posts pointed out, this heated rhetoric could lead to horrible results. I mentioned a Russian restaurant that was vandalized in DC a couple of days ago but that may be the tip of the iceberg. Little old Russian grandfathers and grandmothers could be assaulted in the cities much like elderly Asians have been in the last years. Hell, some nut could look up Russian Orthodox churches close to them and pull a Christchurch scenario. The worst part is those who are fanning the flames of this hostility, the media, won't tone it down and then lecture the rest of us about division when a tragedy occurs. Maybe any victim of anti-Russian hate should join Kenosha Kyle's Media Accountability Project.

I have a feeling it will not reach that point as the Democrats are impotent gay nigger loving retards.

They can try hard to turn Russians into the new sand niggers post 9/11 but it will fall flat as anyone with a brain should have moved out of the shitholes of America months ago at this point and most Russians are not white hating cunts like the Asians, who have allowed the Democrats to hold them hostage and their community leaders are race traitors that suck black cock and their kids act like ghetto nigger wannabes.

They can try but it will fail.

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

A couple of years back I took Amtrak from San Diego to Los Angeles to catch an international flight, since I didn't have my car with me in San Diego. I thought it would be a dope train ride along the coast.

Nah.

Train was two hours late and Amtrak had overbooked it to such a high degree that the train was sardine tight with people standing from the nose to the train to the tail. My wife and I had to stand in the section between cars. What was worse, because it was in California, there were plenty of yuppies, niggers and spics who had seats, but wouldn't get up for the grandmas and grandpas to have a seat.

Yeah, that's the standard for Amtrak in the major metro corridors along both coasts; but San Diego & LA, or DC to Boston/NY is the absolute worst. And switching trains in Chicago always takes between 6-8hrs, if not longer.

If you do it again, try a steam/vintage scenic rail excursion; thanks to train spergs there's one in every state.